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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#1226
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:13
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Retour en haut
#1227
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:14
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I think I'll just have my morning drink...
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#1228
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:15
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We love you!
Damn, i've started throwing hearts around. I must REALLY be drunk.
The 3 telltale signs you're drunk.
1. You start telling people "I love you, man".
2. You try to find, and forget where you put your car keys.
3. You attempt to hit on people by telling them you're Nicki Minaj.
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#1229
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:20
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The 3 telltale signs you're drunk.
1. You start telling people "I love you, man".
2. You try to find, and forget where you put your car keys.
3. You attempt to hit on people by telling them you're Nicki Minaj.
...and you understand it was one hell of the party then someone believed that you're Nicki Minaj...
- lynroy et ravenesse aiment ceci
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:36
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Happy 50th page everyone!!
Drinks are on me.
Just wanna say... *WARNING: this is really lame and cheesy and will make you eject your alcohol* .. that every single person who has participated in this thread is ****** awesome.
Now. Enough of that lovey dovey crap.
Must balance this out, by posting the following in celebration of this glorious day/night/whatever.
It's a nice day for a red wedding, don't you think?
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#1231
Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:44
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Nice try to preserve the Balance of Universe, young padawan.
And this guy hilarious too.
- lynroy et ravenesse aiment ceci
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:48
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Nice try to preserve the Balance of Universe, young padawan.
And this guy hilarious too.
LMAO @ the screaming chick with the blanket.
My reaction was very similar to that dude with the bo.ng... "And this is why this is the best ****** show ever!"
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:48
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Robb Stark's mrs... would bang, 20/10.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:49
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Grr.
Just realised you can't actually watch the damn vid on here... Let me rectify that.
Edit: FFS. I give up.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:54
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Nice try to preserve the Balance of Universe, young padawan.
And this guy hilarious too.
Conan O'Brien used to write for The Simpsons, then he got this show.
Little titbit... I mean, tidbit.
Spoiler
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 11:57
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Orian...
WHY did you get rid of the hot anime chick!?!?
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 12:27
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Orian...
WHY did you get rid of the hot anime chick!?!?
Well, I replaced her with another one. A dead one woman, and a silhouette, but at least it's artistic. What do you have? Boring Desire demon with blood on her for some weird-ass perversion, and it's just a straight up, non-stylised picture.
Would you rather I had changed it to the dragon picture I was thinking of using? No boobs or sexy hair or anything like that.
#1238
Posté 21 février 2015 - 12:30
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So I'm back from hospital again. Apparently i almost drowned this time.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 12:39
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Well, I replaced her with another one. A dead
onewoman, and a silhouette, but at least it's artistic. What do you have? Boring Desire demon with blood on her for some weird-ass perversion, and it's just a straight up, non-stylised picture.
Would you rather I had changed it to the dragon picture I was thinking of using? No boobs or sexy hair or anything like that.
Hey come on now.. how do you figure it's a weird arse perversion? 
Quite frankly.. my opinion on what your avy should be is irrelevant and I don't have one anyway. I just liked that anime chick, is all. No biggy. 
But hey, what sort of dragon?
So I'm back from hospital again. Apparently i almost drowned this time.
Just in time for our 50th page anniversary. 
- ZipZap2000 aime ceci
#1240
Posté 21 février 2015 - 12:55
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Hey come on now.. how do you figure it's a weird arse perversion?
Quite frankly.. my opinion on what your avy should be is irrelevant and I don't have one anyway. I just liked that anime chick, is all. No biggy.
Ohhh you know, the... pacifica aquāticus serpentes draconis. *shrugs in exaggerated exasperation* It's like a long serpentine dragon thing, I don't know.
#1241
Posté 21 février 2015 - 12:59
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Ohhh you know, the... pacifica aquāticus serpentes draconis. *shrugs in exaggerated exasperation* It's like a long serpentine dragon thing, I don't know.
Google failed me...
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:03
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Google failed me...
That GIF is hilarious. And pretty much sums up me when I woke up this morning.
Ohhh you know, the... pacifica aquāticus serpentes draconis. *shrugs in exaggerated exasperation* It's like a long serpentine dragon thing, I don't know.
Well.. if Dame was unsuccessful with "pacifica aquaticus serpentes draconis" then I will try "long serpentine dragon thing".
I should probably turn safe-search on while I'm at it. 
#1243
Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:04
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Google failed me...
What? You actually thought it was a real thing? It's a friggin' dragon! xD
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:07
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Like this?
Oh... crap. Just read:
What? You actually thought it was a real thing? It's a friggin' dragon! xD
That would be about the 10th daft thing I've done today... I should really just skull back a bottle of rum, take a tranquiliser and die at this point LOL.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:08
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But what I meant was...
For instance. DA:I has all these diff types of dragons... the one in Emerald Graves is all green and pretty looking, etc.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:16
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What? You actually thought it was a real thing? It's a friggin' dragon! xD
Well, thank you for informing me, that all that I can find in Google is real.... 
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#1247
Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:22
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Well, thank you for informing me, that all that I can find in Google is real....
Yeah. Everything you can find in Google is real... in some form.
You still searched for "pacifica aquāticus serpentes draconis".
#1248
Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:33
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I have a thought for a DAI based drinking game, but I am not sure how the mechanics of it would actually work. Anyway, my rough idea is having to take a shot of bourbon (or whatever) whenever you read any of the following types of comments on BSN.
- It breaks my immersion!
- My choices don't matter!
- Don't encourage them to charge for DLCs!
- Give me better hair!
- Why can't combat be more like DA:O?
- Why can't the whole damned game just be DA:O redone?!
- Bioware sucks, I am never buying their crap again, and that's why I hang out on their forums!
And so forth...
Thing is, how would it work? Would you have to have the 2010s equivalent of LAN parties? Have friends over and take turns scrolling down topics? Should the drinks be watered down? I mean, let's face it, a few of this would probably lead to people dying from alcohol poisoning.
Feedback for improving the idea much appreciated!
EDIT:
Spoiler
EDIT 2: Things happened and we've had a change in leadership... Also, there will be a memorial service for Oghren this monday, but Cabot won't be closing.
Heroinquisition. I gotta get my fix of DA and I cant because I pawned my console and games for smack and one long beautiful night with Tiffany from behind the Waffle and Steak. I never went inside the resturaunt just sort of "loitered" in the back alley arguing in between "loitering sessions" over the difference between one price one "meal" and paying 300 for an all night Buffet with a 20-50$ piece of merchandise at the highest. Something about her smile and the way the left over syrup from her dinner dripped and how I knew i'd get a little taste of some Waffle and Steak with my Muffin and cake.
#1249
Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:38
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Heroinquisition. I gotta get my fix of DA and I cant because I pawned my console and games for smack and one long beautiful night with Tiffany from behind the Waffle and Steak. I never went inside the resturaunt just sort of "loitered" in the back alley arguing in between "loitering sessions" over the difference between one price one "meal" and paying 300 for an all night Buffet with a 20-50$ piece of merchandise at the highest. Something about her smile and the way the left over syrup from her dinner dripped and how I knew i'd get a little taste of some Waffle and Steak with my Muffin and cake.
You see, the dollar sign is one of those units of currency that is always BEFORE the number, not after. You meant "$20-50".
Also...
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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:55
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Where has this thread been all my life!!
Yeah, situational awareness is frequently the first think to fall to the drink. S'okay, you've found us now 
Shepard really has got one hell of a love life.
Heh, yeah, there's a reason this is a thing!
Oh hey, lynroy suggested doing the Citadel DLC at the end and she's right, but I just want to make sure you don't take her too literally. You have to do it before... grr... how to say this without spoilers. Well, when it seems like things are at a point where you think you're about to... ARG! Screw it, that's what replays are for. If you miss it, just play again.
Robb Stark's mrs... would bang, 20/10.
Eddard Stark's Mrs... would bang, hrm... 9/10
So I'm back from hospital again. Apparently i almost drowned this time.
Found the Turian! j/k, glad all is well
Also, holy crap fellow drinkquisitionators. I ran out of likes just catching up with this thread from 6 hours ago when I wish you all a good night. WELL DONE!
- ZipZap2000 aime ceci
