Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 01:59
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:01
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You... you are a God among posters. Timed perfectly for page 51. Sir, I salute you, and yes, you can have my bud light since I'm still out of likes.
#1253
Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:08
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WTF?!
I finally got the hard deserved date and the whole f'n cutscene has got a really weird glitch. Right side of the picture was all a hard to describe pixel-smear of Shep's face.
Drank for every 'what is that?' moment I had in that scene.
Wasted the day already.
But at least I now can invite people to my paaarty. Because no one messes with my hamster!
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:08
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You... you are a God among posters. Timed perfectly for page 51. Sir, I salute you, and yes, you can have my bud light since I'm still out of likes.
Bud light? You really are such a girl.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:16
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Heroinquisition. I gotta get my fix of DA and I cant because I pawned my console and games for smack and one long beautiful night with Tiffany from behind the Waffle and Steak. I never went inside the resturaunt just sort of "loitered" in the back alley arguing in between "loitering sessions" over the difference between one price one "meal" and paying 300 for an all night Buffet with a 20-50$ piece of merchandise at the highest. Something about her smile and the way the left over syrup from her dinner dripped and how I knew i'd get a little taste of some Waffle and Steak with my Muffin and cake.
Wot.
Please tell me you're sharing!?!?
Yeah, situational awareness is frequently the first think to fall to the drink. S'okay, you've found us now
Heh, yeah, there's a reason this is a thing!
Oh hey, lynroy suggested doing the Citadel DLC at the end and she's right, but I just want to make sure you don't take her too literally. You have to do it before... grr... how to say this without spoilers. Well, when it seems like things are at a point where you think you're about to... ARG! Screw it, that's what replays are for. If you miss it, just play again.
Eddard Stark's Mrs... would bang, hrm... 9/10
Found the Turian! j/k, glad all is well
Also, holy crap fellow drinkquisitionators. I ran out of likes just catching up with this thread from 6 hours ago when I wish you all a good night. WELL DONE!
Cat Stark?
Well.. I suppose she looks good for her age. I dunno she's far too maternal for my tastes. Just curious... pre or post resurrection?
Hi Rivaini.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:18
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Bud light? You really are such a girl.
What IS a "bud light"?
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:20
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*drinks*
Troll dialogue wheel.
Kaidan: 'blablabla I really respect you as a friend blabla.'
TDW: That feeling is mutual.
Player: *klick*
Shepard: You're my brother, Kaidan.
Like 'you're my brother that I had sex with.'
Really?!
*drinks*
Hi HB?! Whenever someone female starts to 'hi' someone there is a problem. Is there a problem, HB? 
That is Bud light:
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:22
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You... you are a God among posters. Timed perfectly for page 51. Sir, I salute you, and yes, you can have my bud light since I'm still out of likes.
Pffft! I wish! Or if I am, then people are faithless non-believers... I should have 5000+ likes by now (9100-4000+50= roughly 5000 likes). Total rough number of posts - rough number of posts since BWF began + rough number of likes for BSN posts.
Oh, and I knew it was coming. Checked the size of the scroll bar (not that I needed to see that it was smaller than on page 49, which I also checked, truth be told).
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:24
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*drinks*
Troll dialogue wheel.
Kaidan: 'blablabla I really respect you as a friend blabla.'
TDW: That feeling is mutual.
Player: *klick*
Shepard: You're my brother, Kaidan.
Like 'you're my brother that I had sex with.'
Really?!
*drinks*
Hi HB?! Whenever someone female starts to 'hi' someone there is a problem. Is there a problem, HB?
That is Bud light:
Oooh, light beer. And is that Conan O'Brien (again)?
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:26
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WTF?!
I finally got the hard deserved date and the whole f'n cutscene has got a really weird glitch. Right side of the picture was all a hard to describe pixel-smear of Shep's face.
Drank for every 'what is that?' moment I had in that scene.
Wasted the day already.
But at least I now can invite people to my paaarty. Because no one messes with my hamster!
Ooh, you can check out my spoiler now. Wait, I'll just link it to word "spoiler" right here! NOBODY ELSE CLICK BESIDES LYNROY!
Well.. I suppose she looks good for her age. I dunno she's far too maternal for my tastes. Just curious... pre or post resurrection?
Hi Rivaini.
I have heard of that maybe happening, but I am not a book reader. Pre, of course. And gotta say, hoping it doesn't happen... Thankfully, the hbo folks don't seem like they feel too obligated to be faithful to the books. (weirdly, that's a 180 on my views of Jackson and LoTR)
What IS a "bud light"?
Bud light? You really are such a girl.
I was just making a joke based on this series of commercials. As I've said previously (I think?) I'm a bourbon guy mostly, though I also like rum and brandy.
I'm still out of likes 
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:26
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What IS a "bud light"?
You dunno?
It's a girly beer.
*drinks*
Troll dialogue wheel.
Kaidan: 'blablabla I really respect you as a friend blabla.'
TDW: That feeling is mutual.
Player: *klick*
Shepard: You're my brother, Kaidan.
Like 'you're my brother that I had sex with.'
Really?!
*drinks*
Hi HB?! Whenever someone female starts to 'hi' someone there is a problem. Is there a problem, HB?
That is Bud light:
Mate I wanted to **** bricks when Kaidan hit on me in ME1, so I tried to be diplomatic about the situation and instead the dialogue wheel made me sound like some cheap ******.
Problems???
Nahhhhhhhhhhhh. I never have problems.
Pffft! I wish! Or if I am, then people are faithless non-believers... I should have 5000+ likes by now (9100-4000+50= roughly 5000 likes). Total rough number of posts - rough number of posts since BWF began + rough number of likes for BSN posts.
Oh, and I knew it was coming. Checked the size of the scroll bar (not that I needed to see that it was smaller than on page 49, which I also checked, truth be told).
Wow.
I have a feeling you have OCD. Am I right?
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#1262
Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:26
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Of course it is 
I'm far too slow for this.
All hail the toothbrush, btw!
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:28
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Ooh, you can check out my spoiler now. Wait, I'll just link it to word "spoiler" right here! NOBODY ELSE CLICK BESIDES LYNROY!
I have heard of that maybe happening, but I am not a book reader. Pre, of course. And gotta say, hoping it doesn't happen... Thankfully, the hbo folks don't seem like they feel too obligated to be faithful to the books. (weirdly, that's a 180 on my views of Jackson and LoTR)
I was just making a joke based on this series of commercials. As I've said previously (I think?) I'm a bourbon guy mostly, though I also like rum and brandy.
I'm still out of likes
Ahh.. crap.
I could have spoilered again... if you didn't already know.
Honestly.. I think it will happen. It's an interesting part of the storyline.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:29
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@Loony Lesbian Lady Why did you like my bud light question post, but not my Breaking News Slowpoke post!? Seriously, you got me goin' "WTF!?".
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:30
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@Loony Lesbian Lady Why did you like my bud light question post, but not my Breaking News Slowpoke post!? Seriously, you got me goin' "WTF!?".
Is this to be my Drinkquisition brand?
"Loony Lesbian Lady".. cause if so. I like.
I can't even answer that one. Fine, I will like it if it upsets you so much. It will boost your BSN rep.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:33
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Oooerr, now I know what to do on slow days when I have plenty of likes. Just randomly find posts you make and like them. Wait, dammit, now you'll know it's random. Ugh.
Oh, and my gorram space hamster wasn't there BECAUSE DEFAULT SHEP NEVER BOUGHT ONE IN ME2! 
not enough drinking references lately... rectifying
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:33
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Is this to be my Drinkquisition brand?
"Loony Lesbian Lady".. cause if so. I like.
I can't even answer that one. Fine, I will like it if it upsets you so much.
Sure, NOW you like it. =/ 
Also, I already called you that on another thread. Find it! I left it all in that place! *cough*reference made*cough*
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:41
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Of course it is
I'm far too slow for this.
All hail the toothbrush, btw!
That was hilarious...
Yay. Just realised I can talk freely now.
But not too much cause.. I haven't completed it all the way through 
I got to the point where you have to kill CloneShep in the Normandy... and then decided to abandon and do this DLC later on in the game.
But anyway... I fell in love with CloneShep, almost to the point I was "Y U No romance?" then after fighting it out with her, decided I wanted to slice her up and bathe in her blood cause the biatch was constantly on my arse, Nova-biffing me. I almost threw an empty rum bottle at my TV!
Oooerr, now I know what to do on slow days when I have plenty of likes. Just randomly find posts you make and like them. Wait, dammit, now you'll know it's random. Ugh.
Oh, and my gorram space hamster wasn't there BECAUSE DEFAULT SHEP NEVER BOUGHT ONE IN ME2!
not enough drinking references lately... rectifying
Now, now... on-topic. Otherwise this awesomeness gets shut down. I would suicide... life would lose meaning.
So...
Would totally bang that librarian looking woman in vid. There's something about women with glasses...
Sure, NOW you like it. =/
Also, I already called you that on another thread. Find it! I left it all in that place! *cough*reference made*cough*
Yes I saw it earlier.
And told you to lay off the mushrooms.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:46
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So sad, now I'm crying Warning, country in spoiler! hidden for your protection. )
Spoiler
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:53
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How dare default Shep not buy hamster?
Y U No romance hamster?
Hah, I could spoiler HB now? Great times are here!
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:54
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So sad, now I'm crying
Spoiler
Oh FFS. How annoying.
I'll try that again.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 02:55
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How dare default Shep not buy hamster?
Y U No romance hamster?
Hah, I could spoiler HB now? Great times are here!
Oh man... is that like a gerbil thing? Cause if it is... I don't even go that low. 
Oh crap. Perhaps I should take that tranquiliser after all... so I'm incapable of logging onto the BSN.
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:00
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Aaaand I just realised that the previous song I posted is ****** lame.
This is more suited to my tastes:
*WARNING*
It's thrash metal
#1274
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:05
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At least catching up here is not as bad as the Solas thread. Just took an alcohol nap and now back for more, erm, alcohol. ALSO OVER 50 PAGES CABOT BREAK OUT ALL THE CASKS
Google failed me...
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!! Also saving gif for later...
That GIF is hilarious. And pretty much sums up me when I woke up this morning.
Well.. if Dame was unsuccessful with "pacifica aquaticus serpentes draconis" then I will try "long serpentine dragon thing".
I should probably turn safe-search on while I'm at it.
*chortles into drink* Is that what they call it these days?
But what I meant was...
For instance. DA:I has all these diff types of dragons... the one in Emerald Graves is all green and pretty looking, etc.
Yeah, she is! She's one of my favourites.
Spoiler
^^Took me 50 mins to kill her the first time because Iron Bull, Dorian, and Varric decided to take a nap the entire fight. Lazy asses left my little Dude Elf to take it down on his lonesome BUT I PREVAILED.
Bud light? You really are such a girl.
Of course it is
I'm far too slow for this.
All hail the toothbrush, btw!
I died laughing at that. Okay the WHOLE DLC had me in stitches, but toothbrush was a good touch.
I am now calculating how much I need to drink for this reply. I hope Cabot has more out back....
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#1275
Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:07
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I don't even know what a gerbil thing is...
Yap, the DLC really was / is fun. More than the rest of the game at the moment.
