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Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#12852
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 10:32
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What's the difference between homosexual and gay?
You really want the difference explained?
LOL
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#12853
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 10:36
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What's the difference between homosexual and gay?
You really want the difference explained?
It's easy to fall in love with Charles Dance.
His voice is sexy. 
His surname is romantic.
#12854
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 10:39
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It's easy to fall in love with Charles Dance.
His voice is sexy.
His surname is romantic.
I googled his name. Why oh why did I do it? There are pictures of him young, and that's all I'm saying.
The man not only aged well, but he was quite something in his youth.
How come people like me never heard of him until watching GoT?
#12856
Posté 11 avril 2015 - 11:41
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This is hilarious because you've never actually seen GoT.
Anyway, found the link. http://www.buzzfeed....-soulmate-1goxy
That works for me.
http://www.zimbio.co...e Thrones House
I was hoping for Stark...or Lannister even. I hate most of em but there is just something deiciously ironic about their motto.
I was hoping for House Martell but I'm cool with Dothraki.
#12857
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 12:00
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*Roly hears someone out in the courtyard say "witcher" so he pulls his murderknife and runs out there. You hear a shriek that's quickly cut off, then Roly reappears in the doorway with a blade in his hand dripping blood*
ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO BRING THAT DAMNED GAME UP?!
*Orders a broody beard and sits back down at the bar to drink*
#12858
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 12:26
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*hops over a dead body on the way to the tavern*
Maker's breath. Somebody's offed Sir Leon! Now, who will summon the Witchfinder?
Spoiler
#12859
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 12:59
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*Roly hears someone out in the courtyard say "witcher" so he pulls his murderknife and runs out there. You hear a shriek that's quickly cut off, then Roly reappears in the doorway with a blade in his hand dripping blood*
ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO BRING THAT DAMNED GAME UP?!
*Orders a broody beard and sits back down at the bar to drink*
AMAGAD Roly killed some1!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!
#12860
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:02
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Spoiler
Googled Wit- er, that word you just wrote over there and...
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#12861
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:04
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Why the FRACK doesn't he become ugly and repulsive as he ages???
This man is an insult to every man that lives, has ever lived and will live.
He's too damn HAWT. And I have less than half his goddamn age!!!
#12862
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:07
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Taarsidath-an halsaam.
(Also, I'm stealing this gif.)
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#12863
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:10
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But, since the internet is the source of all the madness in the world, google also shows up things like this:
#12864
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:18
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But, since the internet is the source of all the madness in the world, google also shows up things like this:
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Ali G Indahouse.
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#12865
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:19
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Lol, anyone surprised that I got Josephine on the Which DA:I Character are you?
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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:31
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Why the FRACK doesn't he become ugly and repulsive as he ages???
This man is an insult to every man that lives, has ever lived and will live.
He's too damn HAWT. And I have less than half his goddamn age!!!
While being a straight guy and only willing to go so far as to say, "Damn, he's charismatic" on the praise, there are a few gents like that. Ricardo Montalbon springs immediately to mind.
Lol, anyone surprised that I got Josephine on the Which DA:I Character are you?
*bows before the righteous princess* I'm not worthy! 
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#12867
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:55
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Well he was Khan.
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#12868
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 01:58
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*drinks to the cool confidence of genetically engineered villains*
#12869
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 02:04
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*drinks to the cool confidence of genetically engineered villains*
Ah Benedict freakin Cumberbatch.
#12871
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 03:05
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The Wrath of Khan, a classic. 
From the 6 TOS movies, I consider it one of the best along with Insurrection. And of course, The Voyage Home, a.k.a. Spock Goes Hippie and Timetravels to Save Whales.
#12872
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 03:50
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Second part would be weird as hell lol
First part...just good old friends my dear,how good we are keeping to ourselves
For Second part...nice I will keep this in mind next time I do trolling round lol
For "First part"...actually...
????
#12873
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 04:52
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*Walks in and sits an the bar*
*Takes a drink, that was poured for her by an angry looking dwarf then looks around*
Roly?...
Spoiler
..oh, and good morning, DQ!..
*returns to her drink*
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#12874
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Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:10
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I guess I can tell you since you're an involved party! Okay everybody, the spoiler is Alexia and Donk eyes only! I know y'all will respect that.
Spoiler
EDIT: Drinks are on me?! Crap, hold on... *pulls out his LG G2 and checks his Cap One balance* Okay, we're good. Party on, DQers.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
*Busts out the coathanger*
Nah. False alarm.. Alexia and I.. haven't actually had sex!! 
I've been courting her, you know.. treating a lady right and all that. Besides, her blasted kids keep getting in the friggin way! The curses of seeing a MILF.. 
It is indeed a rum baby. From spending far too much time in the DQ... but it's all good, innit? I quite like it. *Slaps rum belly*
And for future references.. we will not be having any children together. There are already two brats.. plus, you know what happens when a desire demon and an asari pro-create, right?
ARDAT YAKSHI.
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Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:14
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I had to laugh when I noticed a season pass to Titanfall was free on Origin. Must be a crappy game.. and all that hype..
