I'm farting like mad. Shouldn't have eaten so much bread and drunk so much hot chocolate.
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#12877
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:20
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OMG. My post is at the top of the next page.
Please kill me.
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Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:21
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I'm farting like mad. Shouldn't have eaten so much bread and drunk so much hot chocolate.
Do they give off a "sour milk" scent?
Depending on what I've eaten, all my farts have different scents.
Bread and milky drink combo = sour milk
Baked beans (most brutal) = sewerage
Egg = rotten eggs
Vegetables = seaweed
#12879
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Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:21
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OMG. My post is at the top of the next page.
Please kill me.
The first thing people see when they come in here... 
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#12880
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:24
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OMG. My post is at the top of the next page.
Please kill me.
What happens in DrinkQuisition, stays in DrinkQuisition..
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#12881
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:24
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The first thing people see when they come in here...
What a glorious reception for the Drinkquisition and the newcomers: the average smelly life of a lady who farts too much. e.e
#12882
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:25
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What happens in DrinkQuisition, stays in DrinkQuisition..
Bless you, love. 
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Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:25
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What a glorious reception for the Drinkquisition and the newcomers: the average smelly life of a lady who farts too much. e.e
That could work.
We could make your fart smells into different scented, incense sticks and sell them at the next fundraiser.
#12884
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:27
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That could work.
We could make your fart smells into different scented, incense sticks and sell them at the next fundraiser.
Heavens, no. 
The FBI might think they're some sort of poisonous gas bombs and think they were made by terrorists.
#12885
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:29
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Do they give off a "sour milk" scent?
Depending on what I've eaten, all my farts have different scents.
Bread and milky drink combo = sour milk
Baked beans (most brutal) = sewerage
Egg = rotten eggs
Vegetables = seaweed
*raises a glass and takes a sip*
#12886
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Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:30
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Heavens, no.
Oh crap. You figured out my motives. 
But but.. I was only going to use them for the greater good. Voly's second abomination is out there somewhere, cannibalizing people. If it comes back well.. we need all the weapons we can get.
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Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:31
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*raises a glass and takes a sip*
That's why we come on the BSN, innit?
To have serious, intellectual and educational discussions about... farts.
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#12888
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:32
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Heavens, no.
*walks into the bar* Bluergh... What is that smell!? 
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#12889
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:33
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Sweet Dame, hi! *hug hug*
Roly?...
Spoiler
..oh, and good morning, DQ!..
*returns to her drink*
...
*scans his animated folder for an appropriate response... yes, that'll work... could never hit Dame... Walks up to Sutherland on 2nd floor and...*
Proxy punch, Sutherland. Deal.With.It.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*Busts out the coathanger*
Nah. False alarm.. Alexia and I.. haven't actually had sex!!
I've been courting her, you know.. treating a lady right and all that. Besides, her blasted kids keep getting in the friggin way! The curses of seeing a MILF..
It is indeed a rum baby. From spending far too much time in the DQ... but it's all good, innit? I quite like it. *Slaps rum belly*
And for future references.. we will not be having any children together. There are already two brats.. plus, you know what happens when a desire demon and an asari pro-create, right?
ARDAT YAKSHI.
Ahahahaha! Hey, be sure to tell Alexia I was just frakking with you for conjuring up that yellow abomination on Rivaini and I. She might have taken it a bit too seriously, not sure... And hey, yeah, you look adorable with a little rum belly 
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#12890
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Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:35
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Sweet Dame, hi! *hug hug*
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*scans his animated folder for an appropriate response... yes, that'll work... could never hit Dame... Walks up to Sutherland on 2nd floor and...*
Proxy punch, Sutherland. Deal.With.It.
Ahahahaha! Hey, be sure to tell Alexia I was just frakking with you for conjuring up that yellow abomination on Rivaini and I. She might have taken it a bit too seriously, not sure... And hey, yeah, you look adorable with a little rum belly
Well.. she didn't mention anything so I'm sure it's fine.
#12891
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:41
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That's why we come on the BSN, innit?
To have serious, intellectual and educational discussions about... farts.
*winks*
Sweet Dame, hi! *hug hug*
...
*scans his animated folder for an appropriate response... yes, that'll work... could never hit Dame... Walks up to Sutherland on 2nd floor and...*
Proxy punch, Sutherland. Deal.With.It.
Women are wicked indeed..
Poor.. whatshisaname,,, Sutherland..
Yes. Poor Sutherland.
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#12892
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:44
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Eurgh... Gotta finish projects today... 
#12893
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:47
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Bless you, love.
Oh, it's nothing much, really!..
And, btw...
...DrinkQuisition remembers..
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Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:53
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Also, let's face it. At the first hint of violence, I tend to hide behind Dame, so yeah, not a font of courage here.
And since Dame's here now, I can safely drift off to sleep! Goodnight, all. XXX OOO
*curls up at Dame's feet and goes to play with Mr. Sandman*
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#12895
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 05:59
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What a lovely sight to wake up to.
And since Dame's here now, I can safely drift off to sleep! Goodnight, all. XXX OOO
*curls up at Dame's feet and goes to play with Mr. Sandman*
Anyone want to play soccer?
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#12896
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 06:04
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And since Dame's here now, I can safely drift off to sleep! Goodnight, all. XXX OOO
*curls up at Dame's feet and goes to play with Mr. Sandman*
Sleep tight, BG!..
Anyone want to play soccer?
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#12897
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 06:06
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Eurgh... Gotta finish projects today...
Good luck, mate. 
Just had a long dissertation to finish last month, so I know it' not easy work. 
#12898
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 06:08
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Oh, it's nothing much, really!..
And, btw...
...DrinkQuisition remembers..
#12899
Posté 12 avril 2015 - 06:14
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Good luck, mate.
Oh, it's nothing like a dissertation. I'm doing Graphic Design so I don't really have to write lengthy things like that. Nah, I just have to finish a print journal that I've been doing. It's so boring...
