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#1276
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:09

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At least catching up here is not as bad as the Solas thread. Just took an alcohol nap and now back for more, erm, alcohol. ALSO OVER 50 PAGES CABOT BREAK OUT ALL THE CASKS
 

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!! Also saving gif for later...

 

*chortles into drink* Is that what they call it these days?

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Yeah, she is! She's one of my favourites.

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^^Took me 50 mins to kill her the first time because Iron Bull, Dorian, and Varric decided to take a nap the entire fight. Lazy asses left my little Dude Elf to take it down on his lonesome BUT I PREVAILED.

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I died laughing at that. Okay the WHOLE DLC had me in stitches, but toothbrush was a good touch.

I am now calculating how much I need to drink for this reply. I hope Cabot has more out back....

 

LOL I love that Littlefinger GIF.

 

That dragon... is hardcore. I swear it took me forever to take that ****** out. Beautiful colours, though.

 

You... wot?

 

Dude... YOU are Cabot, remember!?


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#1277
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:11

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I don't even know what a gerbil thing is...

 

Yap, the DLC really was / is fun. More than the rest of the game at the moment.

 

Well... some people like to put these:

 

gerbil-standing.jpg

 

 

Up their buttholes... for pleasure. :blink:

 

That's a gerbil... very similar to the mouse, hamster, etc.


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:17

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^^^HB....I don't even know what to do with that....

 


I don't even know what a gerbil thing is...

 

Yap, the DLC really was / is fun. More than the rest of the game at the moment.

It was. I replay ME3 just for Citadel DLC these days.

 

LOL I love that Littlefinger GIF.

 

That dragon... is hardcore. I swear it took me forever to take that ****** out. Beautiful colours, though.

 

You... wot?

 

Dude... YOU are Cabot, remember!?

I'm just his will made manifest. :ph34r: We are not the same person *jedi hand wave*

Screw it. I'm trapped inside all day because snow so I'm cookin' bacon to go with my mead! It's completely safe to cook bacon while drunk.


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#1279
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:21

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^^^HB....I don't even know what to do with that....

 

It was. I replay ME3 just for Citadel DLC these days.

 

I'm just his will made manifest. :ph34r: We are not the same person *jedi hand wave*

Screw it. I'm trapped inside all day because snow so I'm cookin' bacon to go with my mead! It's completely safe to cook bacon while drunk.

 

Mate I just told you what to do with that. ;)

 

Just think of it as... science. Oh, and don't forget to video it.

 

KIDDING.

 

Well... careful with the cooking bacon. We've already had "Krispy Krem"... we don't want a "crispy Cabot" as well... and stop breaking my immersion. You are the female-ified version of Cabot, your Inquisition brand is Cabot.. like ravenesse is Rivaini, bhsup is Volus and I've recently been named "Loony Lesbian Lady".


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:28

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New rule in: Whenever there is drama involving sexual orientation of modded characters... take a drink.


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#1281
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:30

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Where? Which drama? :D

 

And I'll never think of my hamster the same way I did before...


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:36

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Where? Which drama? :D

 

And I'll never think of my hamster the same way I did before...

 

That thread.. in this sub-forum. "What's this crap about Cassandra mod blah blah blah."

 

Huuuuuuuuuuge controversy.

 

I sat there with rum and popcorn for a bit last night... but now the novelty has worn off. It's become far too serious for my tastes. I have an impending migraine.

 

EDIT: Hey you were the one who said "hamster Y U no romance?" :lol:


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#1283
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:41

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I modded Dog so I can hit on Shmooples.

 

I called it "U such a Mabari".

 

brb creating subreddit /w controversy.


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#1284
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:41

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Hm... okay. Crap ;)

 

Pft, ME is far too softcore for shoving furry animals ups butts. And I'm quite happy about that ;)


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:47

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I modded Dog so I can hit on Shmooples.

 

I called it "U such a Mabari".

 

brb creating subreddit /w controversy.

 

:lol:

 

Great entrance.

 

Welcome friend... please stay a while, have a drink. The more, the merrier.

 

 

Hm... okay. Crap ;)

 

Pft, ME is far too softcore for shoving furry animals ups butts. And I'm quite happy about that ;)

 

To be honest, I'm actually surprised that somebody hasn't come up with a "hamster romance" mod. Not that you'd actually see anything... all you'd get is Shep's creepy face, a shot on a scared looking hamster's face... then fade to black.

 

Normandy crew, Y U so dumb!?

*Drinks*

 

I was thinking this yesterday.. Traynor couldn't tell the diff between real Shep and clone Shep. Um.. hello? REAL Shep has a face full of hardcore scarring and red eyes... and clone Shep is all prissy and perfect.

 

Also... LOL cause they're both like "I'm a better Shep than you."


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#1286
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:52

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The sad part is, I'm not even drunk. Drunk people always give me a stage I feel accepted on, though.

 

Life is wonderful.


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:58

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I would so mod my game!

Even though I'm a one-turian-kind of Shepard. As I was told. But, if he doesn't care about Shep and Kaidan, why should he care about my hamster?

 

Yeah, very smart Normandy crew. But I don't mind, I like to talk about toothbrushes with Mass Effect fields. I mean... electric vibrating toothbrushes with Mass Effect fields... hm.. nevermind.

 

*looks at Dieb* Ugh, yeah.


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:58

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mmm, snoufleur...  I love the smell of snoufleur strips cooking in the morning.

 

EDIT:  @Rivaini:  Is that really worth 6K credits, though?  I mean, you could just go to afterlife...


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 03:58

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The sad part is, I'm not even drunk. Drunk people always give me a stage I feel accepted on, though.

 

Life is wonderful.

 

I dunno if that's a good thing... :lol:

 

And you must be drunk. Or at least pretend to be... like I do sometimes. ;) You know what these mods are like, you go off-topic... **** gets locked down.

 

So.... DRINK.


#1290
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:01

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I would so mod my game!

Even though I'm a one-turian-kind of Shepard. As I was told. But, if he doesn't care about Shep and Kaidan, why should he care about my hamster?

 

Yeah, very smart Normandy crew. But I don't mind, I like to talk about toothbrushes with Mass Effect fields. I mean... electric vibrating toothbrushes with Mass Effect fields... hm.. nevermind.

 

*looks at Dieb* Ugh, yeah.

 

Well... that just makes me think of:

 

 

Ahh... change the face to Sera's and I'm set. LOL.


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#1291
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:03

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Well, personally I preferred Drinking Age: Origins or Body Mass Effect 1, cause all the auto-cheerio in the new game feels very forced. It ruins my intoxication.


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:05

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Well, personally I preferred Drinking Age: Origins or Body Mass Effect 1, cause all the auto-cheerio in the new game feels very forced. It ruins my intoxication.

 

Wait....

 

So there's been others!?


#1293
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:07

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mmm, snoufleur...  I love the smell of snoufleur strips cooking in the morning.

 

EDIT:  @Rivaini:  Is that really worth 6K credits, though?  I mean, you could just go to afterlife...

What's there at afterlife that could be more interesting as a ME toothbrush?


#1294
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:09

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ATTENTION:   Cabot's Bar and Grill in association with the DrinkQuisition is proud to present the

 

1st Annual HoopQuisition

 

There are only a couple of rules.  You must be drunk and... wait, that's the only rule.  Signups are at the bar.  Contest begins at 3pm sharp!  Winner gets a free date with Sera or Iron Bull, that being Sera's and Iron Bull's choice, not the winner's.  For those  that don't know what a HoopQuisition is, this lovely anonymous lady has agreed to demonstrate.   Last one left with a spinning hoop on their butt wins!

 

hoopquisition.gif


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#1295
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:11

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Wait....

 

So there's been others!?

 

Not by the REAL BreweyWare, that's for sure. Like, before they were bought by IsotonicArts


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:14

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ATTENTION:   Cabot's Bar and Grill in association with the DrinkQuisition is proud to present the

 

1st Annual HoopQuisition

 

There are only a couple of rules.  You must be drunk and... wait, that's the only rule.  Signups are at the bar.  Contest begins at 3pm sharp!  Winner gets a free date with Sera or Iron Bull, that being Sera's and Iron Bull's choice, not the winner's.  For those  that don't know what a HoopQuisition is, this lovely anonymous lady has agreed to demonstrate.   Last one left with a spinning hoop on their butt wins!

 

hoopquisition.gif

 

Oh dear... saw the butt squatting like that... and thought she was going to **** out a Gerbil. Then I saw the hoop. :blink:

 

I think I'll just watch... and bribe Sera with cookies, pie and alcohol. Then drag her to her room and you know... she's nobody's date. Sorry competitors, you only get to ride the bull! ;)


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#1297
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:15

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Not by the REAL BreweyWare, that's for sure. Like, before they were bought by IsotonicArts

 

Ohhh you're a clever fucker, aren't you? ;)


#1298
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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:33

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I was banned from the PUNquisition thread, cause apparently I somehow set someone on fire. (That's a lie)


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:34

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Mate I just told you what to do with that. ;)

 

Just think of it as... science. Oh, and don't forget to video it.

 

KIDDING.

 

Well... careful with the cooking bacon. We've already had "Krispy Krem"... we don't want a "crispy Cabot" as well... and stop breaking my immersion. You are the female-ified version of Cabot, your Inquisition brand is Cabot.. like ravenesse is Rivaini, bhsup is Volus and I've recently been named "Loony Lesbian Lady".

Mmmm cripsy bacon. Alright alright, cabot it is.

 

New rule in: Whenever there is drama involving sexual orientation of modded characters... take a drink.

I find it funny people are up in arms over the "Cass loves everyone" mod and yet there seems to be no backlash for the "Solas loves everyone" mod.
That thread brought some serious drinking.

 

mmm, snoufleur...  I love the smell of snoufleur strips cooking in the morning.

 

EDIT:  @Rivaini:  Is that really worth 6K credits, though?  I mean, you could just go to afterlife...

Reminds me I need to go snoufleur hunting. I find snoufleur strips go well with ale.

 

ATTENTION:   Cabot's Bar and Grill in association with the DrinkQuisition is proud to present the

 

1st Annual HoopQuisition

 

There are only a couple of rules.  You must be drunk and... wait, that's the only rule.  Signups are at the bar.  Contest begins at 3pm sharp!  Winner gets a free date with Sera or Iron Bull, that being Sera's and Iron Bull's choice, not the winner's.  For those  that don't know what a HoopQuisition is, this lovely anonymous lady has agreed to demonstrate.   Last one left with a spinning hoop on their butt wins!

 

*snip*

Wait, what!? I admit that gif is slightly hypnotic.... I'm in though not sure I care about the prize. Whatever, my big ass has got to be good for something. This should be easy enough to do while drunk, right?


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Posté 21 février 2015 - 04:35

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Oh dear... saw the butt squatting like that... and thought she was going to **** out a Gerbil. Then I saw the hoop. :blink:

 

I gotta admit, Triple L, sometimes you flat out scare me...


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