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#12976
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We'd better have lots of sex cause once you pop the kid you won't have any time for it, unless we do quickies. And there's no fun in that.. plus... putting up with the brat squealing while I'm trying to get some ****** sleep... squealing every other time.. it isn't like you can just throw it against a wall and take the batteries out. :whistle:

 

Besides, what if it turns out like Voly's abominations!?

*Facepalm* 

 

with 2 hotties ?? Hello Brainnnnnnnnnnn..please wake up  :lol:



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*Facepalm* 

 

with 2 hotties ?? Hello Brainnnnnnnnnnn..please wake up  :lol:

 

What brain?

 

I lack one of those. ;)



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You got lucky. Down....Set...HUT!
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So I'm thinking... I should place a bet. A bar isn't a bar without any gambling. I have no idea what's going on though, so um.. who's more likely to win?


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#12979
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So I'm thinking... I should place a bet. A bar isn't a bar without any gambling. I have no idea what's going on though, so um.. who's more likely to win?

 

I got 10 bottle caps on Dame!



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I got 10 bottle caps on Dame!

 

What good are bottle caps, though? :blink:

 

Unless you wanna take a tumble with that trashy dwarven hag in dustown..



#12981
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What good are bottle caps, though? :blink:

 

Unless you wanna take a tumble with that trashy dwarven hag in dustown..

 

Well you just nuked Australia. I'm just preparing for the end of the world is all.

 

Trashy Dwarven Hag?



#12982
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So I'm thinking... I should place a bet. A bar isn't a bar without any gambling. I have no idea what's going on though, so um.. who's more likely to win?

I say the green , they seem to have speed as well as tactic . The white one seem to be made of kleenex , they couldnt even stop that guy running and fall off easy...


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#12983
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Well you just nuked Australia. I'm just preparing for the end of the world is all.

 

Trashy Dwarven Hag?

 

I did not nuke Australia.. I just nuked the place where the crappy government resides. ;) So now I am in charge. God help all these ******!!!!

 

(I'm probably gonna get arrested on suspicion of terrorist activity now. Wonderful. Let's.. get off this subject.)

 

Umm.. in Origins, when you got deal with the carta in Orzammar. You can boff that trashy prostitute.

 

 

I say the green , they seem to have speed as well as tactic . The white one seem to be made of kleenex , they couldnt even stop that guy running and fall off easy...

 

You'd better be right! Otherwise the brats miss out on allowance. I've already spent half of it on alcohol... :whistle:


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#12984
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I got 10 bottle caps on Dame!

Bottle caps? Silver or go home.


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#12985
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You'd better be right! Otherwise the brats miss out on allowance. I've already spent half of it on alcohol...  :whistle:

Pffffffffffffffffffffff

 

Dont drag me in tis..ya asked..I answered . I hate sport in general............ -_-



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I did not nuke Australia.. I just nuked the place where the crappy government resides. ;) So now I am in charge. God help all these ******!!!!

 

(I'm probably gonna get arrested on suspicion of terrorist activity now. Wonderful. Let's.. get off this subject.)

 

Umm.. in Origins, when you got deal with the carta in Orzammar. You can boff that trashy prostitute.

 

With the Dwarf Noble Origin? 



#12987
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Bottle caps? Silver or go home.

 

10 silver bottle caps on Dame!


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#12988
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10 silver bottle caps on Dame!

:lol: everytime ya say Dame I feel like ya playing card 



#12989
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Apology Pals!  :D

 

I got 10 bottle caps on Dame!

 

Good dog! 

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Now I have a bet to win! :D

 

You got lucky. Down....Set...HUT!
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Take! THAT!!!

 

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With the Dwarf Noble Origin? 

 

Nah pretty sure anybody can do it, when you go to Orzammar to support either Bhelen or Harrowment. She's in Dustown. If you've got enough money you can root her.

 

 

Pffffffffffffffffffffff

 

Dont drag me in tis..ya asked..I answered . I hate sport in general............ -_-

 

But this is football using Voly as a ball! :lol:


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#12991
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Nah pretty sure anybody can do it, when you go to Orzammar to support either Bhelen or Harrowment. She's in Dustown. If you've got enough money you can root her.

 

 

 

But this is football using Voly as a ball! :lol:

Still sport..............Ya can use ya Tetas and it is still be sport  :lol:



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Good dog! 

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Now I have a bet to win! :D

 

 

PoliteImpassionedArctichare.gif

 

Take! THAT!!!

 

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Time to bring in the running game I see.
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#12993
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Good dog! 

-snip-

 

Now I have a bet to win! :D

 

 

-snip-

 

Take! THAT!!!

 

-snip-

 

 

Go Dame! Go! Go! Go! *continues to cheer*  :D 


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#12994
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Still sport..............Ya can use ya Tetas and it is still be sport  :lol:

 

Ouch!!



#12995
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Nah pretty sure anybody can do it, when you go to Orzammar to support either Bhelen or Harrowment. She's in Dustown. If you've got enough money you can root her.

 

I don't think I've ever done or seen that...



#12996
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Ouch!!

Argh it just mean use them for fun stuff! 

 

Spoiler


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#12997
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Argh it just mean use them for fun stuff! 

 

Spoiler

 

You should really tell me, before showing me...  :lol:



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Argh it just mean use them for fun stuff! 

 

Spoiler

 

Stop giving the brat a boner! :lol:

 

Oh yes.. I could think of all sorts of fun things... :P



#12999
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You should really tell me, before showing me...  :lol:

*Use motherly voice* mommy has her period..dont make me go periodzilla on ya ass cose right now..I would .  ^_^



#13000
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Stop giving the brat a boner! :lol:

 

Oh yes.. I could think of all sorts of fun things... :P

He shouldnt be clicking that if its quoted for your benefit..... <_<