may I answer you in song?
Thanks =)) love that song and happy dancing (I sometimes dance like that too when nobody can see 
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Your drinking game ruined Cassandra, you monsters!
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:45
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:50
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Drink every time someone makes a post in the "Drinkquisition" thread that doesn't have anything to do with the thread's purpose.
This thread have a purpose?
Edit: just wanted to add that I support this proposition. It give me an opportunity to drown myself in booze 
Modifié par dame Tasmit, 22 février 2015 - 02:53 .
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:18
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Yeah, Grunt rocks The Citadel.
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On a more serious topic, I've been reading some threads here on BSN and it occurs to me that I apparently owe y'all an apology. I am a straight, white male. I apologize for being a straight, white male. I hope y'all can forgive me and still be my drinking buddies.
*Chugs 3 bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and collapses*
Oh no!
Booted out of the Drinkquisition.. no straight males allowed. You could have at least said you were a "pansexual giraffe" (believe it or not, that was an argument against us reasonable folks over at the "Naked wimminz on my staff" thread...
HOOPQUISITION
Well that was perhaps the best time Cabot's Bar & Grill has ever seen! Raucous fun, heated arguments, dancing, and one murder knife barely avoided because the guy's dagger was just... gone!
First off, let's give a big round of applause to MaryDen. Her inspired performance of Baby Got Back really set the atmosphere for the contest. That said, the next HoopQuisition is going to have to be held outdoors, probably down by the horse stables. Don't worry, we'll cover the damages, but some of our Qunari participants... well, they seriously got some booty and it was flying around and we lost a few tables.
The honor of the first participant went, of course, to the Will of The Herald, and I think we can all agree it was the most memorable entry -attempt- ever! When her name was called, she slammed her mug of mead down on the bar and yelled, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS! LYNROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS" then jumped off her bar stool and promptly passed out cold right on her face. What? No, let her be, she's fine sleeping there...
Rivaini will collect her trophy later after she cools her heels for awhile in the cells. Upon failing by mere seconds to beat the top score, she insisted on being given another try. After being denied, she drew her cutlass and if it weren't for Scout Harding's timely intervention, we could have been short one Herald, I must say! She was dragged away screaming something about a toothbrush making her walk funny and that throwing off her rhythm?? Meh, who knows...
All right, without further adeiu, this years HoopQuisition Top Ten results! And while not everyone could, of course, place the top ten, you were all winners for having the danglers to get out there on the floor and spin that booty!
Honorable Mention: Lynroy/The Will
10th: Rat
9th: Orian Tabris
8th: Scout Harding
7th: ParagonsLuster
6th: Shayd
5th: Dame Tasmit
4th: Lebanese Dude
2nd Runner Up: Cole
1st Runner Up: Rivaini
THE WINNER: BIOTIC FLASH KICK!!!
Cole, as second runner up, wins a free sparring session with Cassandra
Rivaini, as 1st runner up, wins one month of free drinks from Cabot's private stock
And now for our winner, let's turn it over to Sera and The Iron Bull and let them hash out who gets the honor of taking Mr. Biotic out for a night of fun!
Sera: "Pfft, as if. Come on, L Cubed, let's go have some cookies and then play a round of bits up, face down!"
Bull: "Ohhh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Biotic: *gulp*
Thank you all for coming. We look forward to seeing everyone at the next HoopQuisition!
........
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh how I love you, Volus.
Why no post the song!?!?
Not really, no.
On a completely unrelated topic, when you said "It's a girly beer." you meant "It's girly beer."
Oh! Oh! Also, you told me what it was when I pretty much already was told, and I even commented and quoted the post. You need your beer goggles checked.
Yeah well... I clearly missed that.
Dude... you say I'm loony.
Oh, I have a nickname for you btw. Since you're left out.... Oreole. 
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:31
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Why no post the song!?!?
I did have it in the preview, but it just seemed to make the post look "wrong" somehow. *shrug* I decided to just stick with the link instead of embedding it.
Glad you liked the post, though. 
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:36
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I did have it in the preview, but it just seemed to make the post look "wrong" somehow. *shrug* I decided to just stick with the link instead of embedding it.
Glad you liked the post, though.
Oh mate... it made my day.
This thread have a purpose?
Edit: just wanted to add that I support this proposition. It give me an opportunity to drown myself in booze
Don't mind Oreole... he has OCD.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:47
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Well... I got the blues. Time to take a drink.
Just found out the approval meter isn't actually real! 
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:16
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You could probably fabricate something out of duct tape, baling wire, and cardboard if you wanted...
Or just drink. Your call.
Btw, I understand that down under y'all don't even use the word beer, is that correct? You just call it Fosters? Seems kind of an odd thing to call it...
(That was a joke, just a crappy one) Actually, I love Aussie beer commercials.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:19
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Well... I got the blues. Time to take a drink.
Just found out the approval meter isn't actually real!
...*looks around, leans closer, then whispers*:
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:23
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You could probably fabricate something out of duct tape, baling wire, and cardboard if you wanted...
Or just drink. Your call.
Btw, I understand that down under y'all don't even use the word beer, is that correct? You just call it Fosters? Seems kind of an odd thing to call it...
(That was a joke, just a crappy one) Actually, I love Aussie beer commercials.
LOL
Or I could just make a graph.. I mean, that's the "in thing", right? Making graphs?
*Cough* Tali sweat graph *Cough*
**** it, I fabricate it with my mind.. whenever I'm out in the real world and talking to somebody.. I see the approval meter. But you're telling me I'm delusional. 
That... it isn't real!!
Yeah. With you on that... that was a crappy joke. But we have the *BEST* beer... though, I don't drink the stuff anymore. Makes me go stupid.
...*looks around, leans closer, then whispers*:
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Dude... you're lying. I know I am not delusional... cause.... my boss is a dragon!!!
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:27
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Dude... you're lying. I know I am not delusional... cause.... my boss is a dragon!!!
Ah, yes. I made that joke before, in the PUNquisition thread.
"Don't p!ss off Morrigan, because when she gets angry, she becomes such a dragon."
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:27
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Volus.. do you have a never-ending supply of "likes"?
That isn't fair. I'm going to make a thread about this now. I feel that the BW forum is being sexist, giving you, a "straight male" an infinity supply of likes while me, the "lesbian loony lady" (or whatev I'm called) gets **** all!!!
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:29
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Ah, yes. I made that joke before, in the PUNquisition thread.
"Don't p!ss off Morrigan, because when she gets angry, she becomes such a dragon."
Well... what can I say?
Loony minds think alike.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:30
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Hah, no. I'm guessing it works on a rolling 24 hour limit. I run out, wait a bit, get some more, run out again... I really need to stay away for a day to reset it all so I can go crazy on random Orian posts.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 04:41
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Hah, no. I'm guessing it works on a rolling 24 hour limit. I run out, wait a bit, get some more, run out again... I really need to stay away for a day to reset it all so I can go crazy on random Orian posts.
Yeah I figured the same thing too...
Perhaps we spend far too much time on here. 
Yes, yes!! We need to build up Oreole's BSN rep. It is very dear to his heart that we do this..
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 05:24
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Dude... you're lying. I know I am not delusional... cause.... my boss is a dragon!!!
...Must...resist... must resi...
aaaah!
Oh, I feel better now..
But.. obviously my sleep deprivation kicks in...
Probably I'll just sit here in the corner and continue to quietly get drunk...
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 06:05
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HOOPQUISITION
Well that was perhaps the best time Cabot's Bar & Grill has ever seen! Raucous fun, heated arguments, dancing, and one murder knife barely avoided because the guy's dagger was just... gone!
First off, let's give a big round of applause to MaryDen. Her inspired performance of Baby Got Back really set the atmosphere for the contest. That said, the next HoopQuisition is going to have to be held outdoors, probably down by the horse stables. Don't worry, we'll cover the damages, but some of our Qunari participants... well, they seriously got some booty and it was flying around and we lost a few tables.
The honor of the first participant went, of course, to the Will of The Herald, and I think we can all agree it was the most memorable entry -attempt- ever! When her name was called, she slammed her mug of mead down on the bar and yelled, "ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS! LYNROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS" then jumped off her bar stool and promptly passed out cold right on her face. What? No, let her be, she's fine sleeping there...
ROFLMAO I laughed so hard at this. Yup, that's me.
I approve of this! Drunk Al is funny, he'd be a great addition!
...*looks around, leans closer, then whispers*:
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You're lying!
Two replies and a gif so far, so that's a few shots.
...Must...resist... must resi...
aaaah!
Oh, I feel better now..
But.. obviously my sleep deprivation kicks in...
Probably I'll just sit here in the corner and continue to quietly get drunk...
Mmmm sleep deprivation. Seems to be my permanent state of being along with drunk thanks to this thread.
Gotta down about 5 drinks now.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 09:58
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*rattles at her cell*
*has a dead drowned rat on her tongue*
Rum!
*rattles more*
And where the **** is my trophy?
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 10:04
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*rattles at her cell*
*has a dead drowned rat on her tongue*
Rum!
*rattles more*
And where the **** is my trophy?
I'm guessing you were expecting an achievement/trophy in Mass Effect. On the bright side, I have here some rum for you, if you want it.
*turns back to the bottle of rum with fingers in ears* "Lalala! Lalala!..."
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#1344
Posté 22 février 2015 - 10:15
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Drink every time someone complains about the templars or mages.
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 10:15
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Double post. Ignore. Oh, wait, you still have to take a drink... and it's a triple post, actually! Oops, sorry! xD
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 10:24
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No, I was referring to the trophy I earned in Hoopquisition. Even though I have no idead how I did that. Must have been the mighty power of the toothbrush.
Give me the trophy!
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 10:33
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*yawns and stretches and gets up for a piddle break then catches up on the BSN then goes back to bed*
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 10:51
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*****!
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#1349
Posté 22 février 2015 - 11:22
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Cole took it.
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