Strolls into Herald's Rest
Saunters to bar, trips over bhsup's prone form. Leans over to check for life. Warm drool .... alive. Good. Hisses in ear:
"7th place? I was robbed"
Orders a bloody mary (because it's a drink and food. Celery counts as food, right?) Turns to face suspicious glances.
"S'up?"
No, I was referring to the trophy I earned in Hoopquisition. Even though I have no idead how I did that. Must have been the mighty power of the toothbrush.
Give me the trophy!
Hey, stop b!tching! You won one month of free drinks from Cabot's private stock!
You can't just take it!
First should be complimentary round of drinks for your friends (WE are friends, right? Right?!)
Second: a round for those who have any kind of disorders (*cough* sleep deprivation *cough*)
Third: I think it's only fair for you to console us, the less fortunate, with drinks, of course. (5th + a strange comment about "Qunari participants" and their booty.. I'm sensitive and self-centered person...)
Forth... well, I think we're good for now.
And, oh, before I forget, please, let us know if something left from Cabot's secret stash.
Wait...
Was the Hoopquisition thing supposed to be based on that girl with the butt doing the hula hoop? Because I take offence to the notion that I would stick my butt out and attempt to do that thing. 0_0 I'm a man! With manly principles!
Don't mind Oreole... he has OCD.
Don't call me that, because I won't respond to it. ...A 2nd time.
Call me...
Wait... what? Drinks!
*orders lynroy to bring all the good stuff*
And the trophy!
Besides: Orian is a manly man? But I thought... damn!
Aaand confession time again: Tried the way of the hoop yesterday. Nearly accidentally beheaded my cat.
Wait... what? Drinks!
*orders lynroy to bring all the good stuff*
And the trophy!
Besides: Orian is a manly man? But I thought... damn!
Aaand confession time again: Tried the way of the hoop yesterday. Nearly accidentally beheaded my cat.
Did you get confused by the picture?
*gasp* Did you think Orian was supposed to be a girl's name!?
*GASP*
Guest_Donkson_*
Strolls into Herald's Rest
Saunters to bar, trips over bhsup's prone form. Leans over to check for life. Warm drool .... alive. Good. Hisses in ear:
"7th place? I was robbed"
Orders a bloody mary (because it's a drink and food. Celery counts as food, right?) Turns to face suspicious glances.
"S'up?"
Welcome, friend.
Buy me a rum?
Don't call me that, because I won't respond to it. ...A 2nd time.
Call me...
Yeah... nah.
And fine.
What about... Oreo?
Wait... what? Drinks!
*orders lynroy to bring all the good stuff*
And the trophy!
Besides: Orian is a manly man? But I thought... damn!
Aaand confession time again: Tried the way of the hoop yesterday. Nearly accidentally beheaded my cat.
I chuckled.
Me and Sera played "bits up, face down." while all of you morons competed in that competition. I had waaaaaaaaay more fun. Especially when she ended up in my fave position for her -- "bits up, face down." 
Poor Biotic Flash Kick.. that fella is gonna have a sore clacker, inside aaaaaand out.
So... had to go through that romance scene with Allers again. 
It was depressing... but hey, at least I got to use that Geth Spitfire gun again on Rannoch... now THAT is some hardcore ****.
Oh Rivaini? How's that toothbrush... I lost mine. So need to borrow.... wait. Is it gonna leave a funny taste in my mouth? 
Did you get confused by the picture?
*gasp* Did you think Orian was supposed to be a girl's name!?
*GASP*
Eh... yes. And back on the old pages we had a gender discussion where bshup claimed he was the only guy around (besides Lebanese Dude) and you didn't intervene.
Besides, lynroy taught me that names and pictures don't mean anything. She's a female with one fancy mustache 
Eh... yes. And back on the old pages we had a gender discussion where bshup claimed he was the only guy around (besides Lebanese Dude) and you didn't intervene.
Besides, lynroy taught me that names and pictures don't mean anything. She's a female with one fancy mustache
Why answer if you're not answering hard?
Sorry, channelling Jethann there.
Guest_Donkson_*
I thought Oreo was a f at first... but eventually figured he was a he.
It's good though, otherwise there would be...
"Too many females."
*Drinks*
(Yes, that was actually a thing.)
Guest_Donkson_*
Here Oreo.. boosting your BSN rep for you.
Let's just keep doing what we do best!
Guest_Donkson_*
I will drink to that.
Oh... I'm downloading the Leviathan and From Ashes DLC... when is the best time in the game to play these?
I'm not doing Citadel till way later on now...
Of course 'too many females' is a thing. Especially when you don't get along with them, as I use to do. Nice to look at, but so often when they open their mouths... ugh.
HB, I always got a toothbrush in reserve. You always need to be prepared for the worst case!
Still don't get why Allers is depressing. Besides that 'punched in the head-puppy'-face.
I mean, I could have had a nice shower. Instead I played chess. A whole night through just to prevent sex. I hate chess! And I hate preventing sex even more!
I could have told Allers a thing about her signals.
I could have ordered Vega to do some pushups on me.
Instead I got this:
*fangirl booty swing*
Mh, I think the DLCs perfectly fit in the whole game. I just finished Leviathan, which isn't that much fighting, as I recall and I'm in between From Ashes. So I as a non-expert would say: Get through them!
Oh Rivaini? How's that toothbrush... I lost mine. So need to borrow.... wait. Is it gonna leave a funny taste in my mouth?
Snorts and spit-takes bloody mary everywhere. Barkeep, a rum for the most Honourable Bigot.
Guest_Donkson_*
Of course 'too many females' is a thing. Especially when you don't get along with them, as I use to do. Nice to look at, but so often when they open their mouths... ugh.
HB, I always got a toothbrush in reserve. You always need to be prepared for the worst case!
Still don't get why Allers is depressing. Besides that 'punched in the head-puppy'-face.
I mean, I could have had a nice shower. Instead I played chess. A whole night through just to prevent sex. I hate chess! And I hate preventing sex even more!
I could have told Allers a thing about her signals.
I could have ordered Vega to do some pushups on me.
Instead I got this:
*fangirl booty swing*
Mh, I think the DLCs perfectly fit in the whole game. I just finished Leviathan, which isn't that much fighting, as I recall and I'm in between From Ashes. So I as a non-expert would say: Get through them!
I know what you mean.. in fact, that first statement there, is exactly how I feel about Allers. Looks alright... but then opens her mouth. 
It's depressing cause she's boring... and a reporter FFS. I only did it for the nookie... nookie I didn't even get to see. Y no sex scenes? Y no boobs? *Drinks*
"Punched in the head puppy face" ... LMAO. That is... spot on. Good job.
Well... if you didn't stay loyal to Garrus, you could've had Vega do some push ups on you during Citadel.. apparently. You snooze, you lose!!
No, no, no.... no. I want to time these DLC's right to fit the story... for role-playing and immersion purposes.
Guest_Donkson_*
Snorts and spit-takes bloody mary everywhere. Barkeep, a rum for the most Honourable Bigot.
I'll drink to that.
I'm charming, right?
*drinks*drinks*drinks* I mean, during ME1 scene with Kaidan you at least get to see Shep's ass.
The rest of the game seems to be all about manboobs
Yeah. but Vega is boring. Who wants Vega when you rode The Bull?
As I don't know the rest of the story, I can't help with that. They fit perfectly in my immersion, but I don't know better
Guest_Donkson_*
*drinks*drinks*drinks* I mean, during ME1 scene with Kaidan you at least get to see Shep's ass.
The rest of the game seems to be all about manboobs
Yeah. but Vega is boring. Who wants Vega when you rode The Bull?
As I don't know the rest of the story, I can't help with that. They fit perfectly in my immersion, but I don't know better
Even though all "sex scenes" in ME1 were the same.. the one with Liara was ****** hot. You see that blue arse, blue thighs... Mmmm. The way Shep just takes her...
Oh god I sound like a horny teenager. Here I stop. 
You rode the Bull!?!?
But... I thought... Biotic Flash Kick won that contest. (Pretty sure BFK is dead now after that...)
Meh Vega and IB to me are the same thing LOL. Cept Vega uses a lot of Spanish words I don't understand.. but both have ridiculously large abs and come across as alpha males.
Even though all "sex scenes" in ME1 were the same.. the one with Liara was ****** hot. You see that blue arse, blue thighs... Mmmm. The way Shep just takes her...
Oh god I sound like a horny teenager. Here I stop.
You rode the Bull!?!?
But... I thought... Biotic Flash Kick won that contest.
Meh Vega and IB to me are the same thing LOL. Cept Vega uses a lot of Spanish words I don't understand.. but both have ridiculously large abs and come across as alpha males.
That and the whole Qun thing...
Guest_Donkson_*
That and the whole Qun thing...
Yeah true... it's very similar, innit?
Guest_Roly Voly_*
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