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#13901
Al Foley

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Greetings people. :)


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#13902
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Right back atcha, Al!

 


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#13903
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*gets a nice mead buzz*

 

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"So, in short, honey is bee vomit and mead is Odin vomit."

 

Have any of you tried making mead? 



#13904
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So... not a lot of people drinking today. Is today the BSN's national sober day or something?


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#13905
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Greetings people. :)


*Paragon is striding past the Herald's Rest, tooled up ready to kick some zombie ass in the Exalted Plains, when she hears the DrinkQuisition burst into song. Rushes in, grabs Al by the hand and dances round the tables.*

Can't stop, man but thanks for the inspiration ;)

#13906
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So... not a lot of people drinking today. Is today the BSN's national sober day or something?

 

Cabot poisoned them with Purple Death.


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#13907
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Cabot poisoned them with Purple Death.

 

Oddly enough, I would definitely give that Purple Death a try.  :P



#13908
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*Inspired by Paragon striding into battle, Roly bursts into song*

 

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.
Lynroy, our drunken Master, leads against the foe;
forward into battle see her banners go!

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

At the sign of triumph sobriety's host doth flee;
on then, DQ soldiers, on to victory!
Milk's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

Like a mighty army moves the mob of Cabot
sisters, we are treading where the drunkards have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
one in GIF and meadiness, one in debauchery.

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

 

*Roly bows, then is suddenly and mysteriously struck by lightning*


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#13909
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*Inspired by Paragon striding into battle, Roly bursts into song*

 

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.
Lynroy, our drunken Master, leads against the foe;
forward into battle see her banners go!

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

At the sign of triumph sobriety's host doth flee;
on then, DQ soldiers, on to victory!
Milk's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

Like a mighty army moves the mob of Cabot
sisters, we are treading where the drunkards have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
one in GIF and meadiness, one in debauchery.

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

 

*Roly bows, then is suddenly and mysteriously struck by lightning*

 

 

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#13910
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*Inspired by Paragon striding into battle, Roly bursts into song*

 

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.
Lynroy, our drunken Master, leads against the foe;
forward into battle see her banners go!

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

At the sign of triumph sobriety's host doth flee;
on then, DQ soldiers, on to victory!
Milk's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

Like a mighty army moves the mob of Cabot
sisters, we are treading where the drunkards have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
one in GIF and meadiness, one in debauchery.

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

 

*Roly bows, then is suddenly and mysteriously struck by lightning*

 

"we" and "meadiness" do not rhyme my friend.



#13911
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What do you expect?!  I'm drunk! :D


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#13912
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What do you expect?!  I'm drunk! :D

 

Switcharoo "debauchery" and "meadiness".

 

"Debauchery" rhymes with "we".


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#13913
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Switcharoo "debauchery" and "meadiness".

 

"Debauchery" rhymes with "we".

 

The boy has a point.

 

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#13914
Guest_Roly Voly_*

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Switcharoo "debauchery" and "meadiness".

 

"Debauchery" rhymes with "we".

The boy has a point.

 

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Done and done!  Course, now yous two have to edit your quotes.

 

*drinks and giggles at Bunny's double entendre*


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#13915
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Chugamugameadandanothermugameadandanothermugamead'tilwefalldown ... yeehaw!!

*Paragon flings zombie heads to Cabot*

Reeeeesult! Mead me Cabot. *Drinks to hardlevelkickassFUN!!*
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#13916
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Done and done!  Course, now yous two have to edit your quotes.

 

*drinks and giggles at Bunny's double entendre*

 

Done.  :)



#13917
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Chugamugameadandanothermugameadandanothermugamead'tilwefalldown ... yeehaw!!

*Paragon flings zombie heads to Cabot*

Reeeeesult! Mead me Cabot. *Drinks to hardlevelkickassFUN!!

 

*stares at you in confusion and amazement*



#13918
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*stares at you in confusion and amazement*

What's up
Pup?

F*uck me that rhymes!

#13919
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What's up
Pup?

F*uck me that rhymes!

 

I'm picturing your avatar, charging in screaming whatever that was you were screaming, carrying the head of a decapitated zombie... and damn is it sexy!  :wub: *ahem*  :blush:

 

And yeah, Lusty. You've got some mad rhyming skills right there.  :P


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#13920
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I'm picturing your avatar, charging in screaming whatever that was you were screaming, carrying the head of a decapitated zombie... and damn is it sexy!  :wub: *ahem*  :blush:

 

And yeah, Lusty. You've got some mad rhyming skills right there.  :P

 

Poodle is a playaaaa!

 

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#13921
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I'm picturing your avatar, charging in screaming whatever that was you were screaming, carrying the head of a decapitated zombie... and damn is it sexy!  :wub: *ahem*  :blush:

 

And yeah, Lusty. You've got some mad rhyming skills right there.  :P

 

Lol, that's the kind of thing I'd expect HB to say (you know, the gruesome/hot thing)!  Cabot, get this hotdog a bowl of mead on me (and slip some bromide in it) willya!

 

Here's a thing, today I played as Sera instead of me just to see what it was like to wield a bow - and the AI made a better job of the Inquisitor (me).


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#13922
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Lol, that's the kind of thing I'd expect HB to say (you know, the gruesome/hot thing)!  Cabot, get this hotdog a bowl of mead on me (and slip some bromide in it) willya!

 

Here's a thing, today I played as Sera instead of me just to see what it was like to wield a bow - and the AI made a better job of the Inquisitor (me).

 

*only seems to notice what you call me*

 

Hotdog?  :huh:

 

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I've found that every time I've played as a character other than the main protagonist. Crazy gaming world we live in.  :P


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#13923
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It's disconcerting, I've never really done it before. Why aren't I better than me?
*Drinks in confusion*

#13924
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It's disconcerting, I've never really done it before. Why aren't I better than me?
*Drinks in confusion*

 

It's not that bad, Lusty. Just play as every other character besides yourself.  :D



#13925
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^^ any pointers ;)
Night pup, *throws bonio*.