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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#1376
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:38

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Urg...  Cabot, coffee, black.  Spike it -something- so the others don't mock me.

 

Yes, sorry.  While your prize -was- meant to just be the month long access to Cabot's private stock, I did indeed use the word trophy.  Never let it be said that the DrinkQuisition does not live up to its word.  We had Leliana's people scour the countryside for an appropriate trophy and they came through.  It is waiting for you in bay D24 down by Ferris' booth in the courtyard.  Please do hurry and get it to your room, though, before the park it disappeared from comes looking.

 

Oh, I guess you'll be wanting out of your cell...  *click*

 

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Hey, you made it!  *highfive*  Like I told Oreo, your placing in the contest is between you, your butt, and the hoola hoop.  At least you got to enter!  They took one look at me and disqualified me on the spot.  Some crap about my whole damned enviro-suit looking like one big butt and it being unfair.

 

 

If that is a "wait" GIF, I'm a Grand Cleric.  And about these manly principles... shut it (as Sera would say) and drink your Bud Light! ;)

 

 

Bull has never struck me as the "exclusive" type.

 

 

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And I'm out of likes again :(  I'll try to come back if I remember and catch a few I wanted to like.

 

*Stares in shock and outrage at trophy*

 

You... you... how DARE you!?!?

 

That's a naked wimminz. Reported!!

 

(20/10, would bang)

 

Mate wouldn't it have been more fitting to get her a really long, vibrating toothbrush or something?

 

I dunno, like this:

 

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I know it doesn't vibrate.. but you get the idea, yeah?


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#1377
ravenesse
Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:39

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Everybody should ride the Bull!

I mean, who doesn't want that:

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Oh... thanks bshup *drinks* I've grown quite fond of the place. Just need more drinks *drinks*

 

I don't need a long toothbrush. I'm not an inserter! Or... whatever the term maybe. The most important thing is, that it doesn't have a ****** timer!


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#1378
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:44

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Everybody should ride the Bull!

I mean, who doesn't want that:

VYvc526.png

 

Oh... thanks bshup *drinks* I've grown quite fond of the place. Just need more drinks *drinks*

 

I don't need a long toothbrush. I'm not an inserter! Or... whatever the term maybe. The most important thing is, that it doesn't have a ****** timer!

 

Umm... me.

 

This is more my style:

 

 

;)


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#1379
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:45

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Hrm, I thought she already had Traynor's one with vibrating mass effect fields...

 

Anyhoo, I just want to thank you guys (not sure if sincere thanks since I want to play Inquisition ;) ) for derailing me over to Mass Effect!  I'm putting Boudica on hold as she preps for Omega and pulling RobertE Shepard out of retirement.  Checking over my game files, I realized I'd never run him through ME3 *shock and dismay* and that just needs to happen.  He was IIRC my second Shepard and a loyal Andrastrian Ashleyian from the first time he saw her butt skidding backwards while shooting Geth.  Just knew that was the woman for him.

 

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EDIT:  "(20/10, would bang)"   I'm telling Sera!


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#1380
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:48

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Mass effect fields...


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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:48

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Hrm, I thought she already had Traynor's one with vibrating mass effect fields...

 

Anyhoo, I just want to thank you guys (not sure if sincere thanks since I want to play Inquisition ;) ) for derailing me over to Mass Effect!  I'm putting Boudica on hold as she preps for Omega and pulling RobertE Shepard out of retirement.  Checking over my game files, I realized I'd never run him through ME3 *shock and dismay* and that just needs to happen.  He was IIRC my second Shepard and a loyal Andrastrian Ashleyian from the first time he saw her butt skidding backwards while shooting Geth.  Just knew that was the woman for him.

 

roberte_shepard.jpg

 

Have you finished your T*ts McGeeShep playthrough already!?

 

And no worries mate.

 

I'll be doing an Inquisition run after I finish ME3.


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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:51

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Oh yeah, as I said, she kind of became my "canon" ME character.  I am thinking of someday running her through ME3 again as an ME3 import.  Never done that and I am curious how awesome those level 10 weapons would be.

 

P.S. - She beat Vega in the pull up competition.  Only one of my Sheps to do that.  B-A-D A-S-S.


#1383
Orian Tabris
Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:52

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If that is a "wait" GIF, I'm a Grand Cleric.

 

Hi, person-who-isn't-a-Grand-Cleric. But seriously, no it's not a wait gif. It was actually a surprised and shocked gif.

 

(I got rid of the useless and unrelated stuff from your post.)


#1384
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:54

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I don't need a long toothbrush. I'm not an inserter! Or... whatever the term may be. The most important thing is, that it doesn't have a ****** timer!

 

F.I.F.Y., because apparently, I am an arse when it comes to punctuation...


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#1385
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 02:57

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F.I.F.Y., because apparently, I am an arse when it comes to punctuation...

 

Why did you post twice!?

 

Why didn't you edit your post instead!?

 

I'm in shock. :lol:


#1386
ravenesse
Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:01

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F.I.F.Y., because apparently, I am an arse when it comes to punctuation...

I'm lost, but thank you. I suppose ;)


#1387
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:02

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Everybody should ride the Bull!

I mean, who doesn't want that

 

Oh, now we need to post Solas's "elven glory" and it's almost deja vu.

 

Let me help 

Spoiler

 

It's like they say: "You can take the girl out of the Bad Screenshots Thread, but you can't take the Bad Screenshots Thread out of the girl". B)


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#1388
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:10

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I'm lost, but thank you. I suppose ;)

 

You have to look pretty closely to see it, LOL.


#1389
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:11

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Why did you post twice!?

 

Why didn't you edit your post instead!?

 

I'm in shock. :lol:

 

I'm going to be straight with you (as much as you'd like that). I don't know what was supposed to be funny.


#1390
ravenesse
Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:15

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Yeah, elven glory!

I'll go there again, when I have time to inquisit... I'm a one thread kind of woman ;)


#1391
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:20

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Third: I think it's only fair for you to console us, the less fortunate, with drinks, of course. (5th + a strange comment about "Qunari participants" and their booty.. I'm sensitive and self-centered person...) 

 

For the record, that was intended as a compliment. :)  I mean, it's... well, I can't improve on Sera's description so, you know, "woof."


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#1392
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:32

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Eh... yes. And back on the old pages we had a gender discussion where bshup claimed he was the only guy around (besides Lebanese Dude) and you didn't intervene.

Besides, lynroy taught me that names and pictures don't mean anything. She's a female with one fancy mustache :)

Jealous of the 'stache? It's okay, I know a lot of people on the forums are.
 

Oh, now we need to post Solas's "elven glory" and it's almost deja vu.

 

Let me help 

Spoiler

 

It's like they say: "You can take the girl out of the Bad Screenshots Thread, but you can't take the Bad Screenshots Thread out of the girl".  B)

Elven Glory *chortles into mug* That screen, oh man....
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I think Sera just about killed me when I heard her say that for the first time. Couldn't stop laughing. 

Nothing like that wholesome honey scent in the morning. *drink*


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#1393
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:41

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*falls prostrate before the glory that is Ron Swanson*  *Eats a bacon on bacon sandwich in Ron's honor*

 

*Washes bacon on bacon sandwich down with a 16 year old Lagavulin*

 

*Reasserts authority over spot on floor and passes out*


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#1394
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:43

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O God I should probably continue the rift mage playthrough. Sera hasn't talked about Solas yet.


#1395
ravenesse
Posté 22 février 2015 - 03:55

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Drink to completely useless threads.


#1396
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 06:48

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For the record, that was intended as a compliment. :)  I mean, it's... well, I can't improve on Sera's description so, you know, "woof."

 

I'm drunk in RL *friend stopped by with bottle of Gin*, so, please, be understanding :blush: ..

I find Qunari women "woof" too, otherwise I wouldn't enjoyed so much my QunInquisitor PT....

I just wanted to get my hand on Cabot's finest drinks :bandit: ... 

I shamelessly tried to use Ravenesse while she was chillin' in that cage =)

 

Oh, sh!t, I'm drunk :D​ ....


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#1397
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 07:37

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Shamelessly using me for drinks?

Go ahead. Have fun. As long as I got my bottle.

*drinks*


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#1398
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 10:06

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So I just got back from watching Kingsman:  The Secret Service.  Decent flick.  But anywho when the hell did movie theatres start asking you to pick out your seat?  Oh well, that's not what this post is about. 

 

This post is about Five Guys Burgers.  I've always heard about how awesome they are and whatnot, so when we had the opportunity to go to it, I figured what the hell, let's see what all the fuss is about.  Supposedly the "gourmet' burger experience.  Well let me tell you something.  $15 for a cheeseburger, fries, and coke better make me want to do this.  That did not happen.  In fact, it sure as hell wasn't twice as good as a $6.99 large sized #3 meal from McDonald's.  False advertising!  Oh, and there was a guy that looked like Cassandra so that pissed me off.  Also, they wouldn't let me pay first before ordering, so that pissed me off.  This should be all about me and what I want to do!  All in all a really upsetting fast food experience.

 

But the worst part of it?  NO MEAD!  Wtf kind of eating establishment is this?  Cabot, set me up.


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#1399
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Posté 22 février 2015 - 10:23

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I'm drunk in RL *friend stopped by with bottle of Gin*, so, please, be understanding :blush: ..

I find Qunari women "woof" too, otherwise I wouldn't enjoyed so much my QunInquisitor PT....

 

I could not agree more!

 

 

Nope.  My  female qunari?  BAM, she's just... BAM.

Did I say BAM yet?

 

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Posté 23 février 2015 - 12:48

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This post is about Five Guys Burgers.  I've always heard about how awesome they are and whatnot, so when we had the opportunity to go to it, I figured what the hell, let's see what all the fuss is about.  Supposedly the "gourmet' burger experience.  Well let me tell you something.  $15 for a cheeseburger, fries, and coke better make me want to do this.  That did not happen.  In fact, it sure as hell wasn't twice as good as a $6.99 large sized #3 meal from McDonald's.  False advertising!  Oh, and there was a guy that looked like Cassandra so that pissed me off.  Also, they wouldn't let me pay first before ordering, so that pissed me off.  This should be all about me and what I want to do!  All in all a really upsetting fast food experience.

 

^^ Intense *dies from intoxication just from reading*


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