Geralt.
I never played no.2 either.. I didn't have the appropriate console and the fucker won't run on my PC. 
No internet!?!?

You will be missed, Rivaini. Hope you find a solution.
San Andreas though? Really?
I cranked up Diablo 3 earlier.
Not missing out on much.. he's like stale bread. 
DLC is totally worth it though, for the desire demon and sarcastic Hawke's opening line to her.
We tried to get internet but all those funny little irish providers only allow us to order internet, when we've got an existing irish mobile number. Which I think is pretty absurd. So instead of ordering it now and having it, when we arrive, we have to get there, get a sim card, oder internet and then wait for... ehm... I have no idea how long.
Yep, San Andreas. Well, GTA V. Will keep me busy a while. And... unlike Diablo 3, I can play it offline *sighs*
Hrhr, yeah... the DLC story is nice, the DLC character is... well... okay, his banter with Varric is quite funny, but the rest... uuugh!