*sniffles and falls into a funk*
*Smirks and strokes his real life beard* Exalt the bearded one!
I was tempted to post something like this...without the god bit.
*sniffles and falls into a funk*
*Smirks and strokes his real life beard* Exalt the bearded one!
I was tempted to post something like this...without the god bit.
Torch? How boring. *drink* Flaming batons.
Torch? How boring. *drink*

Guest_Donkson_*
Hmmmm what would his beard look like on Mr Stache? *drink*
Try it!!
Dare you. (Um not to seem like an idiot but.. your talking about the elf in your avy, yeah?) ![]()
Haven't unlocked him yet, but I'm really... reaaally looking forward
I gotta torch?!
*joins the volus while torch dual wielding*
Well let's see... if you like foul mouthed psychopaths, you'll LOVE Trevor. ![]()

*rips ropes and darts away, and as she makes her escape, a crumpled note falls out of her pocket*
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You need a drink or twelve, Rivaini.
Try it!!
Dare you. (Um not to seem like an idiot but.. your talking about the elf in your avy, yeah?)
I'm not that skilled with photoshop to do that. Moustache is all I can muster. And yes, Mr Elf Stache avy.
*rips ropes and darts away, and as she makes her escape, a crumpled note falls out of her pocket*
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GIFquisitor - RoyCommander - RolyAmbassador and Chief Diplomat - DonkSpymaster - Duelist_76 (who is berry berry sneaky)
Blackwall clone-Al Foley.
Guest_Donkson_*
*rips ropes and darts away, and as she makes her escape, a crumpled note falls out of her pocket*
For Discussion, In Case of Sobriety
GIFquisitor - RoyCommander - RolyAmbassador and Chief Diplomat - DonkSpymaster - Duelist_76 (who is berry berry sneaky)

Me?
Ambassador? Diplomat?
Well.. I suppose I have the charm for it.
Otherwise.. you're all screwed!!
Guest_Roly Voly_*
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Me?
Ambassador? Diplomat?
Well.. I suppose I have the charm for it.
Otherwise.. you're all screwed!!
Did you see who the Commander is?
*playfully punches Volus on the shoulder* Just joshing you, brah.
Well let's see... if you like foul mouthed psychopaths, you'll LOVE Trevor.
Of course I do, b*tch!
You should know at least that about me by now.
You need a drink or twelve, Rivaini.
I'm on it.
Guest_Donkson_*
Did you see who the Commander is?
*playfully punches Volus on the shoulder* Just joshing you, brah.
Well he created this thread.. so he had to have SOMETHING, right?
Consider it.. capitalist favouritism.
Not sure if that's even a "thing".. but it is now.
I won't play it, so I can't howl with the wolves this time. Besides, in two weeks I won't have internet for don't know how long. Besides No. 2, I'm quite busy driving over people in San Andreas anyways
Two weeks! Christ... I better get finishing on that written piece for you. ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Did you see who the Commander is?
*playfully punches Volus on the shoulder* Just joshing you, brah.
Exalt the Biotic God!

Hey, Rivaini, just when does your netless couple of weeks start? I'm gonna miss you... ![]()
EDIT: Bah. Ignore that question. Misread your comment the first time. Without IN two weeks, not FOR.
Guest_Donkson_*
Of course I do, b*tch!
You should know at least that about me by now.
I'm on it.
Oh I do. I know other things..
Like..
You're German.
And you fucked the Volus, got knocked up and produced this:

Which, roughly 24 hours later turned into this

And is currently rampaging around Thedas, cannibalizing people. ![]()
It's all good though, innit? Who wants to be a single mum?
Guest_Donkson_*
Two weeks! Christ... I better get finishing on that written piece for you.
I thought you'd finished?
Or is this a new one? ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Wait, wtf?! Where the hell did that second... Gawd, I need to keep up with the family portrait sessions better. I think that thing killed me once in the Frostback Basin.
*drinks and ponders the moral implications of post-birth abortion*
Guest_Donkson_*
Fark me, I've almost reached 6000 posts. I need to get a life. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
Wait, wtf?! Where the hell did that second... Gawd, I need to keep up with the family portrait sessions better. I think that thing killed me once in the Frostback Basin.
*drinks and ponders the moral implications of post-birth abortion*
The second one, is the first one. Just the grown up version. ![]()
Fark me, I've almost reached 6000 posts. I need to get a life.
Sounds boring. *drink* I didn't even realize I reached over 5K.
I thought you'd finished?
Or is this a new one?
Nah, same one, just wasn't finished. In order to get it to Rivaini when I said I would, I had to basically leave it half finished. (I say half finished, I don't think there is much left to write... but you never know.) Also, I had doubts that it was actually good so me continuing to write was kinda daunting.
Guest_Donkson_*
Nah, same one, just wasn't finished. In order to get it to Rivaini when I said I would, I had to basically leave it half finished. (I say half finished, I don't think there is much left to write... but you never know.) Also, I had doubts that it was actually good so me continuing to write was kinda daunting.
I'm sure her response gave you some um... inspiration into writing more. ![]()
I'm sure her response gave you some um... inspiration into writing more.
Well, yeah. I thought that what I was writing wasn't very good, but she seemed to like it so I said I'd finish it for her. ![]()
Think I am going to post a song a day until I run out of songs I like, or something...
So speaking of the Witcher...one of my favorites...and also game companies should hire him to do marketing. ![]()
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly's lower lip begins quivering, he reaches behind his back for his murder-knife, but then checks himself out of respect for Al*

*Runs upstairs, punches Sutherland, runs back down and orders another Red Jenny*