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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:23

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*sniffle*  I get so emotional when I'm drunk!

 

ME3_roberte_ashley_lovewillkeepustogethe

 


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Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:26

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So I just got back from watching Kingsman:  The Secret Service.  Decent flick.  But anywho when the hell did movie theatres start asking you to pick out your seat?  Oh well, that's not what this post is about. 

 

This post is about Five Guys Burgers.  I've always heard about how awesome they are and whatnot, so when we had the opportunity to go to it, I figured what the hell, let's see what all the fuss is about.  Supposedly the "gourmet' burger experience.  Well let me tell you something.  $15 for a cheeseburger, fries, and coke better make me want to do this.  That did not happen.  In fact, it sure as hell wasn't twice as good as a $6.99 large sized #3 meal from McDonald's.  False advertising!  Oh, and there was a guy that looked like Cassandra so that pissed me off.  Also, they wouldn't let me pay first before ordering, so that pissed me off.  This should be all about me and what I want to do!  All in all a really upsetting fast food experience.

 

But the worst part of it?  NO MEAD!  Wtf kind of eating establishment is this?  Cabot, set me up.

 

YOU.

 

You're that troll!!!!!!

 

ALERT: We have a traitor in our midst!! Where's the Bull when you need him!?!?

 

(For a second there, I actually thought that post was about DA:I...) :lol:


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#1403
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:28

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*sniffle*  I get so emotional when I'm drunk!

 

ME3_roberte_ashley_lovewillkeepustogethe

 

 

....

 

LMAO.

 

Don't worry... when I go back to DA:I I'll be blasting this after I've recruited Sera:

 


#1404
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:34

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YOU.

 

You're that troll!!!!!!

 

ALERT: We have a traitor in our midst!! Where's the Bull when you need him!?!?

 

(For a second there, I actually thought that post was about DA:I...) :lol:

 

HAHA!  Well I guess I did it right, then :D


#1405
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:42

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YOU.

 

You're that troll!!!!!!

 

ALERT: We have a traitor in our midst!! Where's the Bull when you need him!?!?

 

(For a second there, I actually thought that post was about DA:I...) :lol:

 

I thought it was about DAI too...

...so, that means, I died for nothing?!

*takes few bottles*

 

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#1406
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:14

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I'm drunk in RL *friend stopped by with bottle of Gin*, so, please, be understanding :blush: ..

I find Qunari women "woof" too, otherwise I wouldn't enjoyed so much my QunInquisitor PT....

I just wanted to get my hand on Cabot's finest drinks :bandit: ... 

I shamelessly tried to use Ravenesse while she was chillin' in that cage =)

 

Oh, sh!t, I'm drunk :D​ ....

 

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#1407
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:16

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I thought it was about DAI too...

...so, that means, I died for nothing?!

*takes few bottles*

 

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Dat angry dome tho.


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Posté 23 février 2015 - 04:05

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Ugh, what happened? Last thing I remember is sitting at Cabot's bar, chortling into my drink. Next thing I know I wake up close to the main gate with a stick and a ball of twine in my hands....Pretty sure someone wrote all over my face too.

Anyhow, where's my drink? It's Monday and I could use three our twelve.
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#1409
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 04:27

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*Hands The Will a full bottle of Aqua Magus*  Sounds like someone had fun!


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Posté 23 février 2015 - 05:22

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Cheers, mate.
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I hope I didn't break anything too valuable.
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#1411
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 05:49

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Ya know, I betcha it was Sera and Triple L.  They do love their pranks.


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Posté 23 février 2015 - 05:50

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I thought it was about DAI too...
...so, that means, I died for nothing?!
*takes few bottles*
 
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LOL

Where's my invite biatch?

Cause....

Ugh, what happened? Last thing I remember is sitting at Cabot's bar, chortling into my drink. Next thing I know I wake up close to the main gate with a stick and a ball of twine in my hands....Pretty sure someone wrote all over my face too.

Anyhow, where's my drink? It's Monday and I could use three our twelve.


Monday. Fkn oath.

I'm gonna need a new stash of rum and a packet of cigs.

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#1413
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 05:57

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Ya know, I betcha it was Sera and Triple L.  They do love their pranks.


Nahh.. we were too busy playing "bits up, face down." ;)


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#1414
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 06:37

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Nah, triple l and Sera weren't there.... I do remember pointed ears though. A few more drinks and I may remember it all.
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 06:51

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*sniffle*  I get so emotional when I'm drunk!

 

ME3_roberte_ashley_lovewillkeepustogethe

Yesterday I watched the ME3 launch trailer... and I couldn't figure out who that bluesuited woman was... ;)

She's just another name on the wall. Next to those who matter ;)


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Posté 23 février 2015 - 06:54

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Nah, triple l and Sera weren't there.... I do remember pointed ears though. A few more drinks and I may remember it all.


That was probably Oreo. ;)
 

Yesterday I watched the ME3 launch trailer... and I couldn't figure out who that bluesuited woman was... ;)
She's just another name on the wall. Next to those who matter ;)


Uh oh... I can feel a scrap coming on!!!
Rivaini.. you don't diss people's love interests in here. ;)

 

Now.. to settle this, I think we should set up a Nintendo Wii in this tavern, and play Wii sports boxing. Rules are, evidently:

You gotta be shitfaced.


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Posté 23 février 2015 - 06:57

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Yeah, she ditched her Sirta Foundation pink and white armor from ME1.  Also apparently went to a hair stylist! 

 

Also,I just learned that The Captain and Toni are divorcing / divorced :( :(   This is devastating news.  I need a drink.

 

EDIT:  It's okay, L Cubed.  I still feel horrible about the "trophy" fiasco, so I'll let it slide.  I mean, it's not like she said something bad about Tali...


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Posté 23 février 2015 - 07:00

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Yeah, she ditched her Sirta Foundation pink and white armor from ME1.  Also apparently went to a hair stylist! 
 
Also,I just learned that The Captain and Toni are divorcing / divorced :( :(   This is devastating news.  I need a drink.
 
EDIT:  It's okay, L Cubed.  I still feel horrible about the "trophy" fiasco, so I'll let it slide.  I mean, it's not like she said something bad about Tali...


WOT!?!?

Damn.

I was looking forward to staggering around and punching thin air. Way to ruin my fun, Volus!!

 

Tali... *Zips mouth*

 

(Kidding, she's alright. 0/10 would NOT bang, though.)
 


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Posté 23 février 2015 - 07:10

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Welp, if you won't be happy without mayhem, then we shall have mayhem!

 

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*Volus promptly attempts to biotically launch Sera through the air so as to land behind Rivaini.  Sadly, this fails miserably.  Really, it's sad cuz it would have been funny as hell*


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#1420
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 07:50

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Spoiler

 

I meant Vashoth qunari, but thank you for pointing out how exactly difference in meaning is reflected in English (I think that's obvious, non-native speaker here ;)).

 

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Ugh, what happened? Last thing I remember is sitting at Cabot's bar, chortling into my drink. Next thing I know I wake up close to the main gate with a stick and a ball of twine in my hands....Pretty sure someone wrote all over my face too.

Anyhow, where's my drink? It's Monday and I could use three our twelve.

 

That's all you've noticed so far?

 

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LOL

Where's my invite biatch?

Cause....

 

All you need to do is to bring a few more bottles of Cabot's finest. :D


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#1421
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 07:55

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Welp, if you won't be happy without mayhem, then we shall have mayhem!

 

ill_wind.jpg

 

*Volus promptly attempts to biotically launch Sera through the air so as to land behind Rivaini.  Sadly, this fails miserably.  Really, it's sad cuz it would have been funny as hell*

 

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#1422
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 08:27

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I meant Vashoth qunari, but thank you for pointing out how exactly difference in meaning is reflected in English (I think that's obvious, non-native speaker here ;)).

Spoiler



That's all you've noticed so far?

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Oh sh*t....
My small clothes didn't end up pinned to a door did they?

I'm gonna need more mead.
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#1423
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 09:23

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I'm not an avid drinker. Never got into the habit. My friends tease me about it but I don't care. That stuff is nasty, seriously. I've tried vodka, tequila, beer, and rum. All of them either burn my throat or leave my mouth feeling like I've been tongued by a homeless person. Even mixing the stuff with other drinks make it taste worst.

Some people say they just drink to get loose. But I've stomached the stuff just to feel the sensation but in the end, I feel no such sensation. I'm always the butt of the joke when going out because Im like the only one that tells the waitress/Bartender "I'll have a Sprite."

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Posté 23 février 2015 - 10:21

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Wait .... did you guys party without me?

 

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#1425
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Posté 23 février 2015 - 10:30

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Welp, if you won't be happy without mayhem, then we shall have mayhem!

 

ill_wind.jpg

 

*Volus promptly attempts to biotically launch Sera through the air so as to land behind Rivaini.  Sadly, this fails miserably.  Really, it's sad cuz it would have been funny as hell*

So... does she land on top of me? :D

 

Biotics made flesh... he was so hilarious. For his moment.


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