TO: Antivan Crows
FROM: Roly Voly
TARGET: Mother Nature
CRIME: Trolling
PAYMENT: 500 druffalo burgers
Spoiler
*Roly sits back, sips on his Dalish Daisy, and starts pondering ways to convince Paragon to cook him 500 druffalo burgers*
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#14326
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Posté 17 avril 2015 - 10:37
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#14327
Posté 17 avril 2015 - 11:45
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*nibbles on an elfroot cupcake, wide-eyed and bushy tailed, and in a moment of realization proclaims*
...It's hitched to everything else in the Universe!
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#14328
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 01:07
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Dis has reached Skyhold. Nightmare marches onward. Also, I never noticed this while in the war room at Haven, but seeing other angles as she wanders around Skyhold in her PJs, I... well, is there a wonder bra sewn into the female dwarven PJs or something? I certainly don't recall Verana or Eowyn looking so, uh, perky.
*Drinks to surviving the trek through the Frostbacks*
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#14329
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 01:24
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Dwarves are voluptuous. I might make one someday. I haven't even finished one playthrough of JoH yet, let alone attempt Hard or Nightmare. Good for you, Roly.
Also, this:
http://forum.bioware...t-crack-you-up/
Been in this thread like a moth to a flame for almost an hour now. Have you seen this?
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#14330
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 01:40
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No, not until now. Following now, though! Cracked up too much at the dad who just hands his kids unhooked controllers. 
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#14331
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 01:56
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lol
Enjoy the Frostbacks. Catch you later! Tomorrow is my mother-in-law's birthday party. I'll probably be on my phone. lol
#14332
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:09
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Dis has reached Skyhold. Nightmare marches onward. Also, I never noticed this while in the war room at Haven, but seeing other angles as she wanders around Skyhold in her PJs, I... well, is there a wonder bra sewn into the female dwarven PJs or something? I certainly don't recall Verana or Eowyn looking so, uh, perky.
*Drinks to surviving the trek through the Frostbacks*
I reckon.
You wait till you get the Sera sex scene and you see Dwarven t*tties... So round and juicy. Mmm.
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#14333
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:27
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Ugh...
WTF is this ****?
*DRINK*
#14334
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:33
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Just another hallucination by the fanatics who think she's a big hero or something.
*sipping tea with loads of liquor in it*
#14335
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:35
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I should really start drawing up plans for world domination that last image for my project... *drinks to lack of motivation*
#14336
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:36
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Just another hallucination by the fanatics who think she's a big hero or something.
*sipping tea with loads of liquor in it*
I thought that was because there was some big thing that some tw*t posted that said she had been raped or something.
#14337
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:40
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LMAO! Oh Donk, you're so precious! Sadly, I managed four likes before I went OOL. Magical weeners and Flemeth romances... oh my!
*drinks to his buddy*
#14338
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:45
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I thought that was because there was some big thing that some tw*t posted that said she had been raped or something.
Is that what that was about?
Funny, I never got the impression she was raped. What does this have to do with her romance, anyway?
Fucks sake... Speaking of being constructive and lacking motivation.. I now have motivation:
Dear alien overlords in space:
If you're watching this, please kindly nuke Earth out of the orbit. Don't even bother trying to take over.
Cheers,
- An ashamed but pissed off human
LMAO! Oh Donk, you're so precious! Sadly, I managed four likes before I went OOL. Magical weeners and Flemeth romances... oh my!
*drinks to his buddy*
I'm in one of those moods. 
As in "I risk getting banned".
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#14339
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:47
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I thought that was because there was some big thing that some tw*t posted that said she had been raped or something.
OMG...the things the fandom comes up with...
#14340
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:52
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Dear alien overlords in space:
If you're watching this, please kindly nuke Earth out of the orbit. Don't even bother trying to take over.
Cheers,
- An ashamed but pissed off human
PS. Start with Tony Abbott.
#14341
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:52
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OMG...the things the fandom comes up with...
That's just the icing on the cake, I'm afraid. 
Maybe I'm just an insensitive ****. Maybe I lack the necessary empathy.. but a lot of these fans come across to me like lunatics. It'd be fine if there were some evidence pointing to the fact that Sera was raped. There is not one inch of evidence.
All I can think of... is one dialogue with Blackwall during banter. Something something about seducing a noble then at least minute saying, "Too bad! I like your wife better."
To me, that just points to her being a troll or playing a prank.. which was actually the context of that conversation. How does one derive rape from that?
I have all the sympathy/empathy in the world for rape/abuse victims. However, some people are seeing things that aren't there. That's the issue. It's a game.. a game is supposed to be played to enjoy, not to over-think things and whinge about political/social issues.
What was once an "escape" from that BS.. is vastly being infused with real life.
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#14342
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:53
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PS. Start with Tony Abbott.
I want them to abduct him, torture and probe his arse first. Nah.. he'd probably enjoy it.
"Uh... uh... oooh yeah, hit my prostate.. uh...uh..uh" *orgasms a thick cheesy pus ball*
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#14343
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:53
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Is that what that was about?
Funny, I never got the impression she was raped. What does this have to do with her romance, anyway?
Fucks sake... Speaking of being constructive and lacking motivation.. I now have motivation:
Dear alien overlords in space:
If you're watching this, please kindly nuke Earth out of the orbit. Don't even bother trying to take over.
Cheers,
- An ashamed but pissed off human
It was based purely around one of her banters with Blackwall. Can't remember exactly but this person just saw stuff that wasn't there, and then came the big debate.
#14344
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:55
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I want them to abduct him, torture and probe his arse first. Nah.. he'd probably enjoy it.
"Uh... uh... oooh yeah, hit my prostate.. uh...uh..uh" *orgasms a thick cheesy pus ball*
That's disgusting...
#14345
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:55
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It was based purely around one of her banters with Blackwall. Can't remember exactly but this person just saw stuff that wasn't there, and then came the big debate.
I guessed as much. It's the whole "I'm uncomfortable because a lesbian character seduced a noble for shits and giggles = rape/abuse".
Still... it has **** all to do with her romance. You hear that banter whether you're romancing her or not.
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#14346
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:56
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Ugh...
WTF is this ****?
-snip-
*DRINK*
Does this mean we're pedophile terrorists now?
Cause if so then, well...s***.
#14347
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:57
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That's disgusting...
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#14348
Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:59
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That's disgusting...
Meh, he's got it coming.
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#14349
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 05:59
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Does this mean we're pedophile terrorists now?
Cause if so then, well...s***.
Yep. We are such horrible, evil people... the DQ is really just a shrine to Satan.
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#14350
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Posté 18 avril 2015 - 06:00
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Meh, he's got it coming.
I'd love to grab him by those elephant ears and pull his fugly head off his neck.
