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[Duelist]

Yep. We are such horrible, evil people... the DQ is really just a shrine to Satan.

And I'm OK with that. All the good s*** is in hell anyway.

[LightningPoodle]

Wooo! I got my money! Gonna get Mortal Kombat X! WOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Edit:

 

And a f*ckton of Dr Pepper!

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

TO:       Antivan Crows

FROM:     Roly Voly

TARGET:   Mother Nature

CRIME:    Trolling

PAYMENT:  500 druffalo burgers

 

Spoiler

So there was a big, hairy, red cell thunderstorm front that  stretched from Joplin, MO to Manhattan, KS and then some.  In other words, in excess of 250 miles long.  It was fat, full of red cells, and just scary looking as hell.  It was traveling northeast slowly and could not possibly have missed me as I was only about 100 miles away and it was traveling about 30 mph.  I mean, 250 miles long, come on!    Hours passed and the sky wasn't changing, so I checked accuweather's radar map again and... gone.  Just gone.  THE DAMNED THING DISSIPATED!  250 miles long, deep, brutal.  Just gone.  It's like Spock had shot red matter into it or some shite.

 

No, not Spock.  Mother Nature.  The B*TCH has it out for me.  Well, let's see how she handles svelte elven assassins.

 

*Roly sits back, sips on his Dalish Daisy, and starts pondering ways to convince Paragon to cook him 500 druffalo burgers*

Awww that sucks! Could have been fun. *drink*

 

It was based purely around one of her banters with Blackwall. Can't remember exactly but this person just saw stuff that wasn't there, and then came the big debate.

So business as usual. *drink* People always finding 'meaning' where none exists. *drink*

 

Wooo! I got my money! Gonna get Mortal Kombat X! WOOOOOOOO!!!

 

Edit:

 

And a f*ckton of Dr Pepper!

THE STACHE GREATLY APPROVES *drink*

[Orian Tabris]

575? That's a lotta pages to write while drunk! Has anyone vomited on their shoes since I've been gone?

 

Spoiler

[LightningPoodle]

Awww that sucks! Could have been fun. *drink*

 

So business as usual. *drink* People always finding 'meaning' where none exists. *drink*

 

THE STACHE GREATLY APPROVES *drink*

 

So I got 2 litres of Dr Pepper! Instant win right there!

 

I also got Mortal Kombat X, special edition! Another win 'cause Goro!

 

And I got Borderlands: The Handsome Edition!

 

I feel like a winner today! 

[Paragonslustre]

TO: Antivan Crows
FROM: Roly Voly
TARGET: Mother Nature
CRIME: Trolling
PAYMENT: 500 druffalo burgers

Spoiler

So there was a big, hairy, red cell thunderstorm front that stretched from Joplin, MO to Manhattan, KS and then some. In other words, in excess of 250 miles long. It was fat, full of red cells, and just scary looking as hell. It was traveling northeast slowly and could not possibly have missed me as I was only about 100 miles away and it was traveling about 30 mph. I mean, 250 miles long, come on! Hours passed and the sky wasn't changing, so I checked accuweather's radar map again and... gone. Just gone. THE DAMNED THING DISSIPATED! 250 miles long, deep, brutal. Just gone. It's like Spock had shot red matter into it or some shite.

No, not Spock. Mother Nature. The B*TCH has it out for me. Well, let's see how she handles svelte elven assassins.

*Roly sits back, sips on his Dalish Daisy, and starts pondering ways to convince Paragon to cook him 500 druffalo burgers*

*A lone dwarf trudges wearily towards the Herald's Rest leading a Bronto with a large, wooden box on its back. The dwarf loosens the container (which has the disclaimer 'May Contain Nuts' written in bold red letters on the top) with difficulty and proceeds to dwarf-handle it into the bar. He approaches Cabot.*
Dwarf: Hey, I've got a delivery here for a .. a ... Roly Moley.
Cabot: ... Voley
Dwarf .. Like I give a rat's ass. Here ... *tosses his canteen to Cabot* fill it with the best dwarven ale, it's a long trudge back to Crestwood.
Cabot: On the house.
Dwarf: Thanks princess. *The dwarf turns to leave* Oh, before I forget *He fishes a crumpled, gore-stained note out of his pocket and tacks it to the top of the box and then leaves*

Spoiler

The note reads:

Hi, yeah - Roly

I got your order from one of McStabby's ravens. Stupid feathered crap-factory, why she can't train them to alert us with a simple 'caw' I'll never know - anyway, I digress. It was an unusual request, I'm sure a couple of hickory-smoked Hallas would have sufficed, but I suppose orders are orders. What do you want it for anyway, is the DrinkQuisition having another party when I'm not there? Not that I'm paranoid or anything, haha.

Oh, btw I was in the Exalted Plains when I received your orders and had to trek to Crestwood to complete it - so yeah, my feet thank you your DrinkQuisitorialnassess.

Enjoy.

Paragon

Box contains 1 x 500lb bbq'd Druffalo burger.

PS - It's 90 percent Druffalo with some Dragon meat and ..... other things thrown in. Nobody will know the difference

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

So I got 2 litres of Dr Pepper! Instant win right there!

 

I also got Mortal Kombat X, special edition! Another win 'cause Goro!

 

And I got Borderlands: The Handsome Edition!

 

I feel like a winner today! 

Today, you are a winner.


Need more Dr Pepper to wash down these druffy burgers.

[Lynroy: Final Edition]

575? That's a lotta pages to write while drunk! Has anyone vomited on their shoes since I've been gone?

 

Spoiler

Volus probably, but he wouldn't admit it. 

[Al Foley]

*strolls in..drinks*

[LightningPoodle]

*strolls in..drinks*

 

How's it going, buddy? *pulls up a seat*

[Dieb]

*swings open door, puts quiver & backpack down*

 

Hey folks!

 

*drops heavily onto chair, pulls hat up slightly and leans back similing*

 

So uh, Roly... you met that facial tattoo kid in the Flemeth thread?

 

 

He once called me a moron and a strawman for arguing that insulting developers is never justified. Just so you can assess how many more minutes of your lifetime you wanna spend typing things for him to ****** all over.

[Al Foley]

How's it going, buddy? *pulls up a seat*

Star Wars trailer.  Awesome Star Wars trailer.  All is well.

[LightningPoodle]

Star Wars trailer.  Awesome Star Wars trailer.  All is well.

 

I gotta check that out.

[Al Foley]

I gotta check that out.

 

 

What internet rock have you been hiding under?

[Dieb]

Maybe I'm just an insensitive ****. Maybe I lack the necessary empathy.. but a lot of these fans come across to me like lunatics. It'd be fine if there were some evidence pointing to the fact that Sera was raped. There is not one inch of evidence.

 

Okay... I may be even more of an insensitive ****, but even if she were - how is that or (anything she says throughout the entire game) infuriating to RL victims?

 

I mean, for obvious reasons I never romanced her*, but she's like a younger sister to my Anchorman & never leaves the party after visiting Orlais the very first time. If there were some magical piece of evidence in content I still didn't get which points towards it, I would believe it. I mean, she lived on the streets all her life and had a rough upbringing etc., so it's not a long shot in the dramatic entertainment writing world. But I wouldn't say her character, if one was absolutely convinced that she had been raped, was somehow insulting or degraded rape victims. I mean yeah, she talks about dirty stuff all the time, but that's just playfully or a "tough front" at the worst.

 

*and also don't demand for "an evil Inquisitor it'd make sense to be able to 'convince her' to" - don't mean to get you started again, but someone actually made a thread about that. He called it "cuddle struggle", too. Humanity one.

[LightningPoodle]

 

 

What internet rock have you been hiding under?

 

Eh... the only part that makes me want to see it is the return of Harrison Ford as Han Solo.

[Dieb]

Eh... the only part that makes me want to see it is the return of Harrison Ford as Han Solo.

 

Can only like once. Hits again three times anyways, expecting different result.