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#1426
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I'm not an avid drinker. Never got into the habit. My friends tease me about it but I don't care. That stuff is nasty, seriously. I've tried vodka, tequila, beer, and rum. All of them either burn my throat or leave my mouth feeling like I've been tongued by a homeless person. Even mixing the stuff with other drinks make it taste worst.

Some people say they just drink to get loose. But I've stomached the stuff just to feel the sensation but in the end, I feel no such sensation. I'm always the butt of the joke when going out because Im like the only one that tells the waitress/Bartender "I'll have a Sprite."

 

LOL, I wouldn't worry what drunks think, even if they're your friends. Because...

 

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#1427
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Who wants a glass of Chardonnay?

 

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Spoiler

 

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Wait, I thought that was on the last page...



#1429
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Wait .... did you guys party without me?

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Apparently. I'm still trying to piece together what happened, who was involved, and how many embarrassing pictures were taken.

*drink*
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#1430
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Apparently. I'm still trying to piece together what happened, who was involved, and how many embarrassing pictures were taken.

*drink*

 

Solas was kind enough to offer his guidance and painting tools.

And about your smalls... with hardened dark Leliana it was particularly bizarre experience. :whistle:


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#1431
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Cabot, line 'em up.

 

Dorian's sexuality thread - 'chugs'

Hey, have any devs/writers/mods visited the Drinquisition? If not, they ain't listening to the fans ;)  - 'chugs'

Cass thread - 'chugs with each new post'

"Just let me do it" (Sera's voice) .. wonders who is upstairs with Sera - 'chugs'

Where's the can in this place? - 'chugs'

Stares bleary eyed at Cabot who appears to be wiping down the counter with 'someone's smalls' 

 

Drinkquisition for MMO!


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#1432
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Apparently. I'm still trying to piece together what happened, who was involved, and how many embarrassing pictures were taken.

*drink*

 

*Pulls you aside to talk privately*

 

Um... ahh...

 

*Clears throat*

 

So... you may come across some rather compromising pictures of myself, involving a fennec, a gerbil and Rivaini's toothbrush.. so I ask you this favour, from mate to mate; please burn whatever pics you may find.. Sera and I are getting really serious and I would hate to think that my stupidity would ruin that. I wish to avoid:

 

 

Cheers for that, mate.

 

*Moves away, acts normally*

 

 

Cabot, line 'em up.

 

Dorian's sexuality thread - 'chugs'

Hey, have any devs/writers/mods visited the Drinquisition? If not, they ain't listening to the fans ;)  - 'chugs'

Cass thread - 'chugs with each new post'

"Just let me do it" (Sera's voice) .. wonders who is upstairs with Sera - 'chugs'

Where's the can in this place? - 'chugs'

Stares bleary eyed at Cabot who appears to be wiping down the counter with 'someone's smalls' 

 

Drinkquisition for MMO!

 

Why.. that was me, of course. ;) I don't kiss and tell.

 

*Skulls back rum*

 

Is it Friday yet? :blink:


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#1433
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Not that I'm eavesdropping, but... please tell me you didn't break it...


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#1434
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Not that I'm eavesdropping, but... please tell me you didn't break it...

 

No. I impaled a fennec though... had to clean off the brown bits. ;) Don't worry, I bleached it and all.


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#1435
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Please let the brown bits be fennec...

And I hope bleach doesn't interfere with the mass effect fields.


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Please let the brown bits be fennec...

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

Oh man I should really stay off the BSN while I'm hammered... :lol:


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#1437
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The Drinkquisition seems to be a safe haven in the rough BSN sea.

I mean, so many... how do they call it? 'Strong language, use of alcohol, sexual content'. Oh and thanks to the picture with the hoop statue we got 'nudity'. It's weird that we lasted that long ;)


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The Drinkquisition seems to be a safe haven in the rough BSN sea.

I mean, so many... how do they call it? 'Strong language, use of alcohol, sexual content'. Oh and thanks to the picture with the hoop statue we got 'nudity'. It's weird that we lasted that long ;)

 

I was thinking the same thing, but didn't wanna say it out loud.

 

We may jynx it... but if it was to get locked down... we'd have to create a "Drinkquisition (watered down)" thread.. which quite frankly, would suck broodmother's tiddies.


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#1439
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Well, with my months and months of BSN experience, I have to say that I've never been involved in a closed thread. Or at least, I wasn't part of the closure reason. So: Boooring.

 

That's why I need to say it out loud... besides, bshup tried to attack me, so I'm messing with his drinkqui-baby.


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Oh I'm always involved in closed threads... this is probably the only one that's lasted this long. :lol: But I've grown attached... so discussing this better not attract Big Brother's attention damn it!!!

 

Oh and the only other one that still lives... is "oh noez there's naked wimminz on my weapons".. now, since political correctness bashing seems to get not only threads locked but me another warning point.. I will not repeat why I think THAT one is still around. ;)


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#1441
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Solas was kind enough to offer his guidance and painting tools.

And about your smalls... with hardened dark Leliana it was particularly bizarre experience. :whistle:

:lol: Oh dear....I pieced together that the paints came from Solas.....

As long as we had a good that's all that matters right?
 

*Pulls you aside to talk privately*

 

Um... ahh...

 

*Clears throat*

 

So... you may come across some rather compromising pictures of myself, involving a fennec, a gerbil and Rivaini's toothbrush.. so I ask you this favour, from mate to mate; please burn whatever pics you may find.. Sera and I are getting really serious and I would hate to think that my stupidity would ruin that. I wish to avoid:

 

*snip*

 

Cheers for that, mate.

 

*Moves away, acts normally*

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Adding rule because drunk: Take a drink every time someone likes one of your posts, double if it's from this thread. :devil:


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#1442
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Hrhr HB loves our little drunken family here.

Pft, worst case, we're opening up rehab. But I don't see that one coming. The thread with most curses and stupid behaviour is actually the only thread where no one seems to be pissed off.

 

That one still is around? *disgusted noise*

I just hope they don't give us penisses in the next game for making up the ******.

 

lynroy, I only write in this thread at the moment... are you telling me to harass the rest of the forum just for drinks?


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:lol: Oh dear....I pieced together that the paints came from Solas.....

As long as we had a good that's all that matters right?
 

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Adding rule because drunk: Take a drink every time someone likes one of your posts, double if it's from this thread. :devil:

 

Good idea!!

 

Why didn't we come up with that one before, though?

 

Oh and did somebody come up with "when somebody necro's an old thread"?

Because that's been happening a lot lately.... so if it hasn't been made a rule yet... it is now. And if it is already a rule... then take a drink because that is also a rule. ;)

 

 

Hrhr HB loves our little drunken family here.

Pft, worst case, we're opening up rehab. But I don't see that one coming. The thread with most curses and stupid behaviour is actually the only thread where no one seems to be pissed off.

 

That one still is around? *disgusted noise*

I just hope they don't give us penisses in the next game for making up the ******.

 

lynroy, I only write in this thread at the moment... are you telling me to harass the rest of the forum just for drinks?

 

Oh I do.

 

*Gives everybody drunken bear hugs*

 

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

 

Yes, despite our insanity... we're all a happy bunch. I have lost all interest in writing paragraph after paragraph of political debate disguised as DA subject matter *cough* Dorian sexuality thread *cough*.

 

Yes... it's still alive. I'm actually over it now..

 

At first it was :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Now it's just

 

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#1444
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FUCKS SAKE

 

Piece of **** computer is playing up.

 

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#1445
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I figured discussions via the net mostly tend to leave me raging, fueling on with post of someone who seems to know better. (Of course they don't :P) So I normally don't start anything and act all cersei-eyed, too. Damn, I feel so freaking mature now.

 

Ehm... yeah... Dorian's sexuality. I can't even look into there, too many... ehm... weird preaching people. ;)

 

But in RL I would love to see a raging fangirl yelling at a guy because he's gay. 'But I want you to be bi! See these ******? Touch them and you're healed!'


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#1446
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Hrhr HB loves our little drunken family here.

Pft, worst case, we're opening up rehab. But I don't see that one coming. The thread with most curses and stupid behaviour is actually the only thread where no one seems to be pissed off.

 

That one still is around? *disgusted noise*

I just hope they don't give us penisses in the next game for making up the ******.

 

lynroy, I only write in this thread at the moment... are you telling me to harass the rest of the forum just for drinks?

Why would I do that? :whistle: Everyone loves more drinks!

HB, I believe thread necro was already on the list be can be added again for extra emphasis. And I've also noticed it happening a lot lately. Throws me off when it's a thread I replied to and I'm thinking "I don't remember replying to this thread...."


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#1447
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THREAD LOCKED! DRAIN YOUR MUGS.



#1448
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Don't lie, ******! :P

*drinks faster*


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#1449
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I figured discussions via the net mostly tend to leave me raging, fueling on with post of someone who seems to know better. (Of course they don't :P) So I normally don't start anything and act all cersei-eyed, too. Damn, I feel so freaking mature now.

 

Ehm... yeah... Dorian's sexuality. I can't even look into there, too many... ehm... weird preaching people. ;)

 

But in RL I would love to see a raging fangirl yelling at a guy because he's gay. 'But I want you to be bi! See these ******? Touch them and you're healed!'

 

LOL

 

I can't even remember what it's about, exactly.. but it always ends up with the word "agenda".

 

 

Why would I do that? :whistle: Everyone loves more drinks!

HB, I believe thread necro was already on the list be can be added again for extra emphasis. And I've also noticed it happening a lot lately. Throws me off when it's a thread I replied to and I'm thinking "I don't remember replying to this thread...."

 

Or.... if your opinion changes (like mine does, quite often) and you come across something you've posted, that contradicts your current opinion that you may have expressed on a later thread.. :ph34r: That makes me cringe LOL.

 

 

THREAD LOCKED! DRAIN YOUR MUGS.

 

And we are done here!!! ;)


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BiowareMod02 is kinda sexy....

 

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Ahhhh!!!!! Far too drunk!!!!


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