I was asleep. Had a bunch of Dr Pepper and cake, had a total sugar rush, then the sugar crash, and passed out in the library....
Thank you, Modern and Nub for the birthday wishes (and anyone else I may have missed whilst speed reading to catch up before work)! This is my favorite place on the forums.

IRON ROY!!
Where are you?!
Come out, birthday girl!
*silence*
Damn, that's a shame...
OK, I see, as not missed as I was, at least I get a free booze..
*goes to Cabot and takes few bottles*
As usual, I would be very grateful if someone will summarize the most interesting events of DQ I missed..
*starts to open first bottle*
..Pretty please?

...Uhh..
OK.
I get it.

Yup. I just not drunk enough.
IRON ROY!!!
IRON ROY!!!
IR, I love you, girl!
For you! *drinks*
Aaand, small present! 
Happy BirthDay!
Dr. Pepper blessing the day you were born! 
I think I can sacrifice my Alistair's weeks for you, that's how deeply I cherish you!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS SOMETIMES! .... *cough* Thank you so much friend! All of you are wonderful. And I'd never ask for Al when it's your week to have him.
To the best Qunari EVER! *drink*
IT'S ROY'S BIRTHDAY!?!?
I'M SORRY I MISSED IT MATE. 
As promised.. special cake!
*CAKE*
And of course
*DR PEPPER!!*
Of course a birthday isn't complete.. without the strippers!! 
*STRIPPERS!!*
You guys kill me. Thanks, Bigot. ROFLMAO at the strippers!
What did just happend here?
I'm trying to figure that out myself.
You have to give Bunny a pass if she writes any, though! I mean, come on, Alistair basically calls her out by name as something he gets delivered every morning!
*snip*
A line I laughed at so hard I felt it worthy of my signature.
I was gonna write a Drinkquisition fanfiction..
Iron Roy/Dr Pepper. But since it's her birthday, I'll refrain. For now... 
I appreciate the restraint....for now.... *tries to sneak out the back*
Pfft I saw the fanfiction Harding wrote.. that is NOTHING compared to the idea I had in mind. 
Well....****...