Oh sorry, I was talking about the Dorian thread.
Oh snap Mod02 had the honors this time.
MORE MEAD!
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
#1451
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:23
- Paragonslustre et ravenesse aiment ceci
#1452
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:25
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh sorry, I was talking about the Dorian thread.
Oh snap Mod02 had the honors this time.
MORE MEAD!
Now we just gotta wait for the Cassandra mod thread to get shut down... then we can really get smashed. ![]()
#1453
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:26
Go get them! ![]()
#1454
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:31
Guest_Donkson_*
Go get them!
What she said. ^
And while you're at it fetch me some rum, some of those Vinmark mushies... and some elfroot!!
Cheers bud.... and by "bud" I am not referring to spliffs...
Rivaini. Have you finished ME3?
You're rather quiet...
No complaining about "Y U no romance, hamster?" and as such. ![]()
- ravenesse aime ceci
#1455
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:40
Hm... I don't want to finish ME3. Had the ending of the party scene, which already made me cry. That DLC really seems to compensate for a lot that was missing in the original game. I'm a sucker for character bonding and those scenes are so great. I am already totally melodramatic, because for the first time of my gamer life, I feel no need to ever play again, because I just love my Shepard. No moment (as I have in Dragon Age every five minutes or so) of 'What should I do, what should I doooo?' but always straight forward 'yep, that's what I do'. So... maybe I miss her less, when I just don't finish. And please, no word about ME4, I'm a total news virgin.
Oh, but one thing is bothering me:
Why can't I walk into the men's restrooms?
I used to do that in ME2 every time I went to crew deck.
Oh: And why can't I invite Commander Bailey to my party?
#1456
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:41
Oh sorry, I was talking about the Dorian thread.
Oh snap Mod02 had the honors this time.
MORE MEAD!
I'm surprised it went on that that long *chugs*, kinda made me want to do this

- lynroy et ravenesse aiment ceci
#1457
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:47
Guest_Donkson_*
Hm... I don't want to finish ME3. Had the ending of the party scene, which already made me cry. That DLC really seems to compensate for a lot that was missing in the original game. I'm a sucker for character bonding and those scenes are so great. I am already totally melodramatic, because for the first time of my gamer life, I feel no need to ever play again, because I just love my Shepard. No moment (as I have in Dragon Age every five minutes or so) of 'What should I do, what should I doooo?' but always straight forward 'yep, that's what I do'. So... maybe I miss her less, when I just don't finish. And please, no word about ME4, I'm a total news virgin.
Oh, but one thing is bothering me:
Why can't I walk into the men's restrooms?
I used to do that in ME2 every time I went to crew deck.
Oh: And why can't I invite Commander Bailey to my party?
Yeah... maybe you shouldn't have done the Citadel DLC so fast. That's why I bailed after getting my butt owned by my clone.. wait, that's a lie. The main reason is... getting my butt owned by said clone. Plus I've been advised that if you don't lock in a romance you'll end up getting ploughed by Vega or some other dude.. which made me cross my fingers and hope to die that I was locked in with that bimbo reporter.. (never thought I'd see the day.) ![]()
(That clone BIATCH will pay, I swear it. I'm gonna go red wedding on her!!!)
You can't bail on the game!! Seriously... you have commitment issues or something!?!?
Mate my question/complaint/whinge is... why can't I bed Aria?
Why can't I slice Kai Lang's head off and watch a fountain of blood?
Why, why, why!!!!
I'm surprised it went on that that long *chugs*, kinda made me want to do this
I just had to steal your popcorn GIF... my bad.
(But it's so damn good... I was peeing my pants with laughter)
- ravenesse aime ceci
#1458
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:50
Guest_Roly Voly_*
By Korth, I need to change my sleeping habits. I always miss all the really good stuff. Small clothes gone missing, mystery brown bits...
@Rivaini: No worries about spilling any ME4 beans. I don't think there's much of anything released yet to spill.
Oh, btw, a word of explanation. That whole Five Guys burger thing did actually start out as a real gripe about Five Guys but I rapidly realized I was sounding as whiney and ridiculous as some of the threads here in BSN so I figured what the hey. "False Advertisement" is basically when it went into nonsensical land.
*sips coffee* Much like Dr. Chakwas, I have learned my lesson. I'll never be able to keep up with y'all. *sighs* Outdrunk by a bunch of girls. Grandpa would be so disappointed ![]()
P.S. - Looking to change my display name to something more fitting. Suggestions? Thinking of simply "MrVolus" or some such.
Plus I've been advised that if you don't lock in a romance you'll end up getting ploughed by Vega or some other dude
- ravenesse aime ceci
#1459
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:54
Yeah... maybe you shouldn't have done the Citadel DLC so fast. That's why I bailed after getting my butt owned by my clone.. wait, that's a lie. The main reason is... getting my butt owned by said clone. Plus I've been advised that if you don't lock in a romance you'll end up getting ploughed by Vega or some other dude.. which made me cross my fingers and hope to die that I was locked in with that bimbo reporter.. (never thought I'd see the day.)
(That clone BIATCH will pay, I swear it. I'm gonna go red wedding on her!!!)
You can't bail on the game!! Seriously... you have commitment issues or something!?!?
Mate my question/complaint/whinge is... why can't I bed Aria?
Why can't I slice Kai Lang's head off and watch a fountain of blood?
Why, why, why!!!!
I just had to steal your popcorn GIF... my bad.
(But it's so damn good... I was peeing my pants with laughter)
It works perfectly doesn't it! Why is Cabot polishing glasses with a pair of knickers? What did I miss last night? Seriously though *chugs*, I've never played ME, should I? If I do should I start at the beginning or can I start with ME3? It would be on PS4 so is it doable?
#1460
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:56
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Unfortunately, I don't think it's ever been released for the latest gen consoles (well, unless you count the Wii 2 or whatever it's called)
#1461
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:57
Ah, I rewinded again. After the party is before the party. And it seems to be glitchy. I can still/again invite to the party but every person I just invited to the apartment separatly refers to the great party. Yay ![]()
Ploughed by Vega? Hm...
Oh yeah, Kai Leng. I'm on him. Again. Boooooring.
Ehm... I don't talk about my issues, thank you very much ![]()
bshup, I always take good burger advice. Even though I've never heard of Five Guys. Besides, due to our home planets, our version of 'large meal' may differ ![]()
And great, as soon as I am able to write that screenname without looking, you want to change it. Great, Mr. Volus.
Aaaand I am very proud to announce again that I'm the Mass Effect herald of the Drinkquisition. I need a scepter. Ah, toothbrush!
- lynroy et the Dame aiment ceci
#1462
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 01:59
Guest_Donkson_*
By Korth, I need to change my sleeping habits. I always miss all the really good stuff. Small clothes gone missing, mystery brown bits...
@Rivaini: No worries about spilling any ME4 beans. I don't think there's much of anything released yet to spill.
Oh, btw, a word of explanation. That whole Five Guys burger thing did actually start out as a real gripe about Five Guys but I rapidly realized I was sounding as whiney and ridiculous as some of the threads here in BSN so I figured what the hey. "False Advertisement" is basically when it went into nonsensical land.
*sips coffee* Much like Dr. Chakwas, I have learned my lesson. I'll never be able to keep up with y'all. *sighs* Outdrunk by a bunch of girls. Grandpa would be so disappointed
P.S. - Looking to change my display name to something more fitting. Suggestions? Thinking of simply "MrVolus" or some such.
Spoiler
Are you kidding me!?!?
With different time zones and what not I'm always the one missing out on the action.
Screw you northern hemisphere peoples... minus Oreo. He lives in the same country as I.
Yeah forgot to add that about ME4.. nobody knows jack **** about ME4. There is a possibility though, that you can play as a diff race but that's gossip at best...
How's about... "WastedVolus?"
Or simply use the name you suggested.. I dunno.. something with Volus in it.
Thank you for that spoiler... and ew. Allers is suddenly the love of my life LOL. ****... hope Sera didn't hear that. ![]()
It works perfectly doesn't it! Why is Cabot polishing glasses with a pair of knickers? What did I miss last night? Seriously though *chugs*, I've never played ME, should I? If I do should I start at the beginning or can I start with ME3? It would be on PS4 so is it doable?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Wait.
She stole Sera's knickers!!!
*Chucks a jealous rage fit*
Nahh ME isn't available for PS4... you don't have a PS3 by any chance? Or just play it on PC...
#1463
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:00
Guest_Donkson_*
Unfortunately, I don't think it's ever been released for the latest gen consoles (well, unless you count the Wii 2 or whatever it's called)
Wii U.
And what a joke.. dunno why they even bothered releasing it when you can't play the first two games. I mean sure, you can do the Genesis comic but still...
#1464
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:02
... it costs, doesn't it?
#1466
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:06
Guest_Donkson_*
ROLLING TO THE TOP! I OWN YOU! ALL OF YOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
LOL
Love it!!!!
Here is your song (I've posted it before, but I still feel the need to post again):
- ravenesse aime ceci
#1467
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:07
Are you kidding me!?!?
With different time zones and what not I'm always the one missing out on the action.
Screw you northern hemisphere peoples... minus Oreo. He lives in the same country as I.
Yeah forgot to add that about ME4.. nobody knows jack **** about ME4. There is a possibility though, that you can play as a diff race but that's gossip at best...
How's about... "WastedVolus?"
Or simply use the name you suggested.. I dunno.. something with Volus in it.
Thank you for that spoiler... and ew. Allers is suddenly the love of my life LOL. ****... hope Sera didn't hear that.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Wait.
She stole Sera's knickers!!!
*Chucks a jealous rage fit*
Nahh ME isn't available for PS4... you don't have a PS3 by any chance? Or just play it on PC...
I could hook my PS3 back up. I could just wait for 4, but would I be missing too much? I know I would have felt like I'd missed out on DA if I hadn't have played them all and ME has the one protag doesn't it. Not really an option to play on PC. Throws knickers to HB.
#1468
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:07
Guest_Donkson_*
**** can't believe I listened to that crap when I was young LOL
- the Dame et ravenesse aiment ceci
#1469
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:10
Guest_Donkson_*
I could hook my PS3 back up. I could just wait for 4, but would I be missing too much? I know I would have felt like I'd missed out on DA if I hadn't have played them all and ME has the one protag doesn't it. Not really an option to play on PC. Throws knickers to HB.
Well that depends...
Apparently ME4 is going to be an entirely diff story to Shep and thus, will not include Shep so I think you'd be pretty safe on that count.
But if you're the type of person who is curious then I'd recommend purchasing the ME trilogy for your PS3.. it's a great game. Lots of fun... ME1 though, is buggy as **** and has shitty controls.. but is worth the endurance for the story, choices, roleplaying, immersion (shut it, Volus
) etc.
Depends what you're into, really.. if you like sci-fi stuff it's amazing... but it also plays a bit like a shooter.. think "Gears of War" if you've ever seen or played that..
#1470
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:10
Guest_Donkson_*
*Receives knickers and sniffs them*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#1471
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:15
My ME2 was buggier than ME1.
And I recommend getting the trilogy, too ![]()
Even though I can't understand why they didn't make an ultimate edition.
#1472
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:16
The Drinkquisition seems to be a safe haven in the rough BSN sea.
I mean, so many... how do they call it? 'Strong language, use of alcohol, sexual content'. Oh and thanks to the picture with the hoop statue we got 'nudity'. It's weird that we lasted that long
Answer is simple: we are adorable.

And entertaining.
Yes, despite our insanity... we're all a happy bunch.
That's what's make this thread special.
Let's keep being drunk crazy happy bunch!
*drinks from her Sandal Corp. Limited Edition Enchanted Bottomless Mug*
- lynroy, Paragonslustre et ravenesse aiment ceci
#1473
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:19
Guest_Roly Voly_*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! Okay, get some friggin' self-control volus. No more bloody likes for 24 hours from me. I have to get my whole queue back so I can like spam Oreo. Sorry folks, don't care how funny your posts are...

EDIT: Except for one for Dame's kitty cuz I friggin' love that GIF... so yeah, one more when I get it then no more!
Modifié par Roly Voly, 23 février 2015 - 02:22 .
- the Dame et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
#1474
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:21
Guest_Donkson_*
My ME2 was buggier than ME1.
And I recommend getting the trilogy, too
Even though I can't understand why they didn't make an ultimate edition.
Really?
I had no issues with ME2.. but ME1? Jeez... If I was inclined to whinge atm I could have a field day with that one.
I would seriously buy that for the "next-gen" console (PS4 version) even though I already own the trilogy for PS3.. cause it's that good.
Answer is simple: we are adorable.
And entertaining.
That's what's make this thread special.
Let's keep being drunk crazy happy bunch!
*drinks from her Sandal Corp. Limited Edition Enchanted Bottomless Mug*
I'll drink to that.
*Drinks*
You know... I wouldn't actually be surprised if the mods look at this and are like
at some of the **** we post.. cause I know for a fact that they look.. cause I spammed the Cersei Lannister GIF and got a notification that it was removed.. unless of course, it's an automated, pre-programmed response or some ****. I dunno. I'll just stop thinking about that and do what I do best.
*Drinks*
- the Dame aime ceci
#1475
Posté 23 février 2015 - 02:22
And the booze is cheap ![]()
And we are all happy drunks ![]()
- lynroy, the Dame et ravenesse aiment ceci





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