A life? Haha don't make me laugh! Wait, please do. I was just recovering from the wild party and now I see there is an after party!I will write this BSN fanfiction some time after work.
I've changed my mind.. It will be a birthday present of sorts for the Iron Roy!
Speaking of which.. Where is our birthday girl?
Oh wait.. Probably having a life
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
#14726
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 01:58
#14727
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 01:59
Thanks, it's been fun.Roy!!!!!!
*Gives friendly birthday bear hug*
Hope youre enjoying your day mate.
As for the ff... You should be scared. Very scared.
And yes, I am terrified.
#14728
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 02:01
I LOVE FIREWORKS!
- ModernAcademic aime ceci
#14729
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 02:07
Scout! Knew I forgot somebody. Still recovering from sugar and caffeine overload. Thanks, dude.Happy birthday IR!
#14730
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 02:13
Guest_Donkson_*
A life? Haha don't make me laugh! Wait, please do. I was just recovering from the wild party and now I see there is an after party!
Well ****.. I wasn't gonna miss your big day so we started another!
*Gags at Solas and Alistair shaking their manly butt in their Dr.Pepper G-strings, looks away and perves on the hot Asari that Roly hired instead*
- lynroy et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
#14731
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 02:17
Guest_Roly Voly_*
You're drunk, Donk, that's Wrex! *steers his buddy over to the Asari table whilst muttering about how she could possibly have missed a Krogan quad...*
#14732
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 02:30
Guest_Donkson_*
You're drunk, Donk, that's Wrex! *steers his buddy over to the Asari table whilst muttering about how she could possibly have missed a Krogan quad...*
My bad.. I took some vinmark mushies.
- lynroy aime ceci
#14733
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 02:49
ROFLMAO that is quite an image.Well ****.. I wasn't gonna miss your big day so we started another!
*Gags at Solas and Alistair shaking their manly butt in their Dr.Pepper G-strings, looks away and perves on the hot Asari that Roly hired instead*
Appreciate the after party.
#14734
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 03:07
Guest_Donkson_*
ROFLMAO that is quite an image.
Appreciate the after party.
Anything for our Will!!
#14735
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 03:58
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Welp, with only minutes left to go for her Royness' birthday, I guess it is time to give her my present, such as it is...
- lynroy aime ceci
#14736
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:14
I open the thread, which already has that curious title and then see this lol avatar.
Reading the overly polite question and his overall air of confusion was too much.

This guy is such a cutie. ![]()
#14737
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:14
When you start seeing post of strippers and sh*t, you know that's time to pull out.... *flying low and launching flares* (a toast for the leaving)
#14738
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:18
When you start seeing post of strippers and sh*t, you know that's time to pull out.... *flying low and launching flares* (a toast for the leaving)
Wait. But it isn't even Sandal's turn!
#14739
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:19
Guest_Donkson_*
Welp, with only minutes left to go for her Royness' birthday, I guess it is time to give her my present, such as it is...
Spoiler
And on my birthday you have to put it back on!!
****. That isn't until January!!
Anyone else having a birthday soon and want Voly to put the nurse outfit back on? *Hopes*
There's another thread with "immersion" in title. Can be viewed in feedback.
*Fake drinks*
#14740
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:26
The Darkspawn searching for and corrupting an Old God then would just be part of genetic programming to "procreate" and thus continue to be "survivors".
So...the darkspawn seek the Old Gods because they want to have sex?
wait wut
#14741
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:36
Guest_Donkson_*
The Darkspawn searching for and corrupting an Old God then would just be part of genetic programming to "procreate" and thus continue to be "survivors".
So...the darkspawn seek the Old Gods because they want to have sex?
wait wut
Is this another smutty fanfic?
- ModernAcademic aime ceci
#14742
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:42
Badonkadonk: it's that thread from the print: http://forum.bioware...t-of-the-blight
Some guy posted that theory over there. I read it and was like ![]()
#14743
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:44
Guest_Donkson_*
Badonkadonk: it's that thread from the print: http://forum.bioware...t-of-the-blight
Some guy posted that theory over there. I read it and was like
That's nothing.
Somebody once made a Tali sweat graph..
Oh, and there's a member who wants to use blood magic to make all lesbian/bisexual women straight.
And this is just the icing on the cake.
- ModernAcademic aime ceci
#14744
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:52
Badonkadonk: like the meme once said: Mother of God.
I'll need a strong shot of vodka, now.
Uhm...I'm curious. I shouldn't ask - of course I shouldn't ask - but what's Tali sweat?
#14745
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:53
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly runs through the bar like a crazed wombat carrying a box of nugs and starts tossing them around the room*
POST-AFTER PARTY PARTY FAVORS! GREASED NUGS FOR EVERYONE!
*Collapsing on the ground wheezing more than usual, the last greased nug squirms out from under his arm and shimmies up Donk's leg!*
#14746
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:55
*sneaks near Voly and plants a kiss on his cheek before he notices*
#14747
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:57
Appreciated, Vol-bro.Welp, with only minutes left to go for her Royness' birthday, I guess it is time to give her my present, such as it is...
Spoiler
Oh that Darkspawn thread, yeah I'm not touching that one.
#14748
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:58
Woohoo! Fresh bacon!*Roly runs through the bar like a crazed wombat carrying a box of nugs and starts tossing them around the room*
POST-AFTER PARTY PARTY FAVORS! GREASED NUGS FOR EVERYONE!
*Collapsing on the ground wheezing more than usual, the last greased nug squirms out from under his arm and shimmies up Donk's leg!*
#14749
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 04:59
Jesus WTF what is dis graph I don't even
The fact that I'm reading the Tali sweat thing while listening to this song doesn't help matters much...
#14750
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 21 avril 2015 - 05:08
Guest_Donkson_*
*Roly runs through the bar like a crazed wombat carrying a box of nugs and starts tossing them around the room*
POST-AFTER PARTY PARTY FAVORS! GREASED NUGS FOR EVERYONE!
*Collapsing on the ground wheezing more than usual, the last greased nug squirms out from under his arm and shimmies up Donk's leg!*
Ewwwww!!!
I know I'm into some freaky **** but not that freaky...
Lmao Delilah. I see you did your research before I had a chance to explain.
- ModernAcademic aime ceci





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