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#14726
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I will write this BSN fanfiction some time after work. :P

I've changed my mind.. It will be a birthday present of sorts for the Iron Roy!

Speaking of which.. Where is our birthday girl?
Oh wait.. Probably having a life ;)

A life? Haha don't make me laugh! Wait, please do. I was just recovering from the wild party and now I see there is an after party!

#14727
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Roy!!!!!!

*Gives friendly birthday bear hug*

Hope youre enjoying your day mate. :)

As for the ff... You should be scared. Very scared. ;)

Thanks, it's been fun.

And yes, I am terrified.

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I LOVE FIREWORKS!
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Happy birthday IR!

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Scout! Knew I forgot somebody. Still recovering from sugar and caffeine overload. Thanks, dude.

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A life? Haha don't make me laugh! Wait, please do. I was just recovering from the wild party and now I see there is an after party!


Well ****.. I wasn't gonna miss your big day so we started another!

*Gags at Solas and Alistair shaking their manly butt in their Dr.Pepper G-strings, looks away and perves on the hot Asari that Roly hired instead*
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#14731
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You're drunk, Donk, that's Wrex!  *steers his buddy over to the Asari table whilst muttering about how she could possibly have missed a Krogan quad...*



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You're drunk, Donk, that's Wrex! *steers his buddy over to the Asari table whilst muttering about how she could possibly have missed a Krogan quad...*


My bad.. I took some vinmark mushies. ;)
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Well ****.. I wasn't gonna miss your big day so we started another!

*Gags at Solas and Alistair shaking their manly butt in their Dr.Pepper G-strings, looks away and perves on the hot Asari that Roly hired instead*

ROFLMAO that is quite an image.

Appreciate the after party. :lol:

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ROFLMAO that is quite an image.

Appreciate the after party. :lol:


Anything for our Will!! :lol:

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Welp, with only minutes left to go for her Royness' birthday, I guess it is time to give her my present, such as it is...

 

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I open the thread, which already has that curious title and then see this lol avatar.

 

Reading the overly polite question and his overall air of confusion was too much.

 

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This guy is such a cutie.  <3



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When you start seeing post of strippers and sh*t, you know that's time to pull out.... *flying low and launching flares* (a toast for the leaving)



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When you start seeing post of strippers and sh*t, you know that's time to pull out.... *flying low and launching flares* (a toast for the leaving)

 

Wait. But it isn't even Sandal's turn!



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Welp, with only minutes left to go for her Royness' birthday, I guess it is time to give her my present, such as it is...

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And on my birthday you have to put it back on!!

****. That isn't until January!! :P

Anyone else having a birthday soon and want Voly to put the nurse outfit back on? *Hopes*

There's another thread with "immersion" in title. Can be viewed in feedback.

*Fake drinks*

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The Darkspawn searching for and corrupting an Old God then would just be part of genetic programming to "procreate" and thus continue to be "survivors".

 

So...the darkspawn seek the Old Gods because they want to have sex? 

 

 

wait wut



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The Darkspawn searching for and corrupting an Old God then would just be part of genetic programming to "procreate" and thus continue to be "survivors".

So...the darkspawn seek the Old Gods because they want to have sex?


wait wut


Is this another smutty fanfic? :lol:
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Badonkadonk: it's that thread from the print: http://forum.bioware...t-of-the-blight

Some guy posted that theory over there. I read it and was like  :huh:



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Badonkadonk: it's that thread from the print: http://forum.bioware...t-of-the-blight
Some guy posted that theory over there. I read it and was like :huh:


That's nothing.

Somebody once made a Tali sweat graph..

Oh, and there's a member who wants to use blood magic to make all lesbian/bisexual women straight.

And this is just the icing on the cake. ;)
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#14744
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Badonkadonk: like the meme once said: Mother of God. 

 

I'll need a strong shot of vodka, now.

 

Uhm...I'm curious. I shouldn't ask - of course I shouldn't ask - but what's Tali sweat?



#14745
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*Roly runs through the bar like a crazed wombat carrying a box of nugs and starts tossing them around the room*

 

POST-AFTER PARTY PARTY FAVORS!  GREASED NUGS FOR EVERYONE!

 

*Collapsing on the ground wheezing more than usual, the last greased nug squirms out from under his arm and shimmies up Donk's leg!*



#14746
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*sneaks near Voly and plants a kiss on his cheek before he notices*



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Welp, with only minutes left to go for her Royness' birthday, I guess it is time to give her my present, such as it is...

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Appreciated, Vol-bro.

Oh that Darkspawn thread, yeah I'm not touching that one.

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*Roly runs through the bar like a crazed wombat carrying a box of nugs and starts tossing them around the room*

POST-AFTER PARTY PARTY FAVORS! GREASED NUGS FOR EVERYONE!

*Collapsing on the ground wheezing more than usual, the last greased nug squirms out from under his arm and shimmies up Donk's leg!*

Woohoo! Fresh bacon!

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Jesus WTF what is dis graph I don't even

 

The fact that I'm reading the Tali sweat thing while listening to this song doesn't help matters much...



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*Roly runs through the bar like a crazed wombat carrying a box of nugs and starts tossing them around the room*

POST-AFTER PARTY PARTY FAVORS! GREASED NUGS FOR EVERYONE!

*Collapsing on the ground wheezing more than usual, the last greased nug squirms out from under his arm and shimmies up Donk's leg!*


Ewwwww!!!

I know I'm into some freaky **** but not that freaky...

Lmao Delilah. I see you did your research before I had a chance to explain.
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