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Drinkquisition,

Because apparently, trolling this site with his spam threads just wasn't enough:

http://answers.ea.co...is/td-p/4311488

Read, enjoy and laugh folks. I sure as s*** am :lol:

Signed,
Scout Harding

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Wow. Just wow. *drinks water because sugar headache*
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*Paragon wanders into the bar muttering to herself dreamily*

Ah, Michel. Gâteau d'anniversaire et tu  - la combinaison parfaite.  Tu es adorable, mon amour ...
*She looks around at the after-party mess, recalling among others things that The Dame showed up briefly (sorry I missed ya, Dame) and that IR and Alistair left at the same time ;)
That was some party :D Oh well, better help Cabot clear up this ........ WOAH ..
*She slips on something slimey, falls flat on back and is winded*
OOF!  What the?  
*peers at hands closely*  
Nug grease, huh?  Oh yeah!  After party nug slaughter, today doesn't get any better than this!!  
*unsheaths sword and leaps into a mass of nugs snacking on left over party food*  
Yee Haw!!
 
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Drinkquisition,

Because apparently, trolling this site with his spam threads just wasn't enough:

http://answers.ea.co...is/td-p/4311488

Read, enjoy and laugh folks. I sure as s*** am :lol:

Signed,
Scout Harding

 

Hahahahah!  Oh, well found Harding.  I'm hoping he isn't a troll - it makes it so much more ....... entertaining if he's serious.  Drinks to Brev and all the others out there keeping the Drinkquisition drinking!


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*Paragon wanders into the bar muttering to herself dreamily*
Ah, Michel. Gâteau d'anniversaire et tu - la combinaison parfaite. Tu es adorable, mon amour ...
*She looks around at the after-party mess, recalling among others things that The Dame showed up briefly (sorry I missed ya, Dame) and that IR and Alistair left at the same time ;)

He wasn't who I woke up next to. (For the record I was alone).

I was hyped up on sugar and caffeine and challenged him to a race around the ramparts. A few of the others joined, bets were made, Sera set traps along the race route.
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*Paragon wanders into the bar muttering to herself dreamily*

Ah, Michel. Gâteau d'anniversaire et tu  - la combinaison parfaite.  Tu es adorable, mon amour ...
*She looks around at the after-party mess, recalling among others things that The Dame showed up briefly (sorry I missed ya, Dame) and that IR and Alistair left at the same time ;)
That was some party :D Oh well, better help Cabot clear up this ........ WOAH ..
*She slips on something slimey, falls flat on back and is winded*
OOF!  What the?  
*peers at hands closely*  
Nug grease, huh?  Oh yeah!  After party nug slaughter, today doesn't get any better than this!!  
*unsheaths sword and leaps into a mass of nugs snacking on left over party food*  
Yee Haw!!
 
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Why are you killing the nugs!?



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He wasn't who I woke up next to. (For the record I was alone).

I was hyped up on sugar and caffeine and challenged him to a race around the ramparts. A few of the others joined, bets were made, Sera set traps along the race route.

 

Lol, who won?

 

Why are you killing the nugs!?

 

Because I need nugskin, duh! (also they have hands and they creep me out) and Cabot puts them in a marinade and sells them as a delicacy.



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*Roly awakens to the sound of a crazed dwarf's battlecry and the squeals of terrified nugs*

 

No.  No, too early.  Not even ready for coffee yet.  Lemme just... brb...

 

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Better, much better.  Okay, gotta catch at least another hour before we hit Planet P.  Someone get those nugs on the grill in the meantime.  Tell Lady Artifice if she pops back in to remember that service guarantees citizenshi...*zzz*

 

*And with that, Roly collapsed back into a snoring sleep without even finishing his confused ramblings*



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^^I'm a dwarf?  :huh:



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Because I need nugskin, duh! (also they have hands and they creep me out) and Cabot puts them in a marinade and sells them as a delicacy.

 

But... you're killing my playthings...  :crying:


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#14785
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Lol, who won?

 

 

Because I need nugskin, duh! (also they have hands and they creep me out) and Cabot puts them in a marinade and sells them as a delicacy.

Cole did. Alistair got caught in a bear trap and I fell about laughing.

 

*Roly awakens to the sound of a crazed dwarf's battlecry and the squeals of terrified nugs*

 

No.  No, too early.  Not even ready for coffee yet.  Lemme just... brb...

 

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Better, much better.  Okay, gotta catch at least another hour before we hit Planet P.  Someone get those nugs on the grill in the meantime.  Tell Lady Artifice if she pops back in to remember that service guarantees citizenshi...*zzz*

 

*And with that, Roly collapsed back into a snoring sleep without even finishing his confused ramblings*

Time to test out these new sticky arrows I got! *begins shooting sticky arrows at the slumbering Volus*

 

^^I'm a dwarf?  :huh:

He smoked some of the tainted elfroot yesterday....he's still a little delirious.


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But... you've killed my playthings...  :crying:

 

Fixed it for ya, fuzzball  ^_^

 

Cole did. Alistair got caught in a bear trap and I fell about laughing.

 

Time to test out these new sticky arrows I got! *begins shooting sticky arrows at the slumbering Volus*

 

He smoked some of the tainted elfroot yesterday....he's still a little delirious.

 

LMAO, I can actually picture that (not that I ever got caught in bear traps, nope  :ph34r:).  At least the Volus has got his armour back on.  Did anyone take pictures?  I couldn't for laughing - I know Skyhold is cold, but .......  :lol:


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Fixed it for ya, fuzzball  ^_^

 

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#14788
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Fixed it for ya, fuzzball  ^_^

 

 

LMAO, I can actually picture that (not that I ever got caught in bear traps, nope  :ph34r:).  At least the Volus has got his armour back on.  Did anyone take pictures?  I couldn't for laughing - I know Skyhold is cold, but .......  :lol:

We got it on video.



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And now the coffee.



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-snip-

 

And now the coffee.

 

I'll take a Caffe Caramella if you're offering.  ^_^


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I know! It was a close thing. *drink*


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I'll take a Caffe Caramella if you're offering.  ^_^

 

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I hope this meets your approval. 


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-snip-

 

I hope this meets your approval. 

 

Mmmm. Very much. Thank you kindly, Bunny.  ^_^


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Mmmm. Very much. Thank you kindly, Bunny.  ^_^

 

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Anytime, Poodle. I'm having one myself. It's delicious.

 

*peers out at the mess*

 

Better clean that up while the caffeine is still working its magic.

 

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Pulled this from the Twitter thread:

 

Ryan Treadwell ‏@Ryan_Treadwell 

A year ago today we revealed the cover art for DAI. That was a fun day.

 

At this time last year, I had just finished playing DAO for the first time, and I was super excited about playing more Dragon Age.


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Wazzzaaaaaaaaaap?
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Was training away from the work site so couldn't hang with you folks during working hours. So after-work beers it is :) Have a round on me!
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Anytime, Poodle. I'm having one myself. It's delicious.

 

*peers out at the mess*

 

Better clean that up while the caffeine is still working its magic.

 

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Sheesh, I've never seen Cabot's place sparkle before.

 

Wazzzaaaaaaaaaap?
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Was training away from the work site so couldn't hang with you folks during working hours. So after-work beers it is :) Have a round on me!

Well that sucks. Cheers.


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^^I'm a dwarf?  :huh:

 

:o  You're not a dwarf?  Why do people never tell me these things?!  It's just... well... you look like a dwarf!  Sure, a beautifully sparkling and a bit tall, but I figured you just drank sylvan water.

 

Spoiler

 

*Roly disappears into a dark corner, ashamed of his preconceived notions and judgements based on the physical*


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#14798
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*continues to shoot sticky arrows as Volus*



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Dame's in da house!

 

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*continues to shoot sticky arrows as Volus*

 

Can't keep me down! :D

 

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Well they are sticky, not pointy. Good luck removing them.