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#14851
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Poodle, darling, never ask a lady her age.








OR I SHALL CLEAVE YOU IN HALF WITH MY GREAT AXE

<3


He's only asking cause he's interested. ;)
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#14852
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He's only asking cause he's interested. ;)

 

*stares around uncomfortably and returns to drinking*



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Thanks, Bunny! ^_^ And Roly...*leans in for a kiss and burps loudly instead*

On a different note, this week's being so weird...everybody's fighting each other on facebook, my teacher hasn't contacted me yet about my dissertation and I can't seem to write or exercise myself properly.

It's like God went on holiday and some trickster deity took his place.

*shrugs and goes back to quiet meditation and drinking*

Damn it, Solas! Drop the Fen'Harel thing, will you?
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#14854
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Poodle, darling, never ask a lady her age.

I never understood this. Maybe I'm too young to give a ****. *shrug*

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Poodle, darling, never ask a lady her age. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OR I SHALL CLEAVE YOU IN HALF WITH MY GREAT AXE

 

<3

 

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you or anything. I was just curious.  :(


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I never understood this. Maybe I'm too young to give a ****. *shrug*


You and I both. Funny cause we're both women. :lol:

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I wish people wouldn't try to sing.

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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you or anything. I was just curious. :(


Lol, I don't think she's offended. Women are just confusing as hell.

For instance, if a woman says, "I'm not angry," it means your imminent death is going to be slow and painful.
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#14859
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Lol, I don't think she's offended. Women are just confusing as hell.

For instance, if a woman says, "I'm not angry," it means your imminent death is going to be slow and painful.


You're not wrong.

Women certainly love their mixed messages. ;)

#14860
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Lol, I don't think she's offended. Women are just confusing as hell.

For instance, if a woman says, "I'm not angry," it means your imminent death is going to be slow and painful.

 

Maybe so but I'm sorry all the same.



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Man some people's voices irritate the **** out of me. I feel sorry for their sexual partners.

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You and I both. Funny cause we're both women. :lol:

I go against most of what 'normal women' do.
On the internet, I understand not wanting to share. This place is creepy for crying out loud.

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I go against most of what 'normal women' do.
On the internet, I understand not wanting to share. This place is creepy for crying out loud.


No ****. :lol:

But like they say.. If you can't beat them, join them ;)

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Urf... I detest self-branding...  <_<



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No ****. :lol:

But like they say.. If you can't beat them, join them ;)

Buck the system! *drink*

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Morning barflies!  Hope all is well, have a round on me! :)



#14867
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Morning barflies!  Hope all is well, have a round on me! :)

 

Little early for me but okay. *grabs a beer and chugs it*



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Drinkquisition,

Not even the ME forums are safe from scouting.

http://forum.bioware...made-a-spectre/

This one is just so hilariously stupid it needed to be seen.

Signed,
Scout Harding

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*Roly yawns and pulls himself upright*  *sniff sniff*  Hrm... belch residue... potato wedges and whiskey.  Yep, definitely still in a bar!

 

Oh man, I hope I'm able to get back to sleep.  Went to bed early last night because I didn't get enough sleep yesterday and now I'm up and wide awake feeling at 2:45am.  So, looks like a slow night in Cabotville.  I know who can liven things up.  SPONGEBOB!  Say hi, Spongebob!

 

Spoiler

 

*Roly, confused about what to drink, just orders a fudge brownie instead*  *Cabot, confused by the order, just punches Roly in the face instead of filling it*


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#14870
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Drinkquisition,

Not even the ME forums are safe from scouting.

http://forum.bioware...made-a-spectre/

This one is just so hilariously stupid it needed to be seen.

Signed,
Scout Harding

Why did I read that!? Are you kidding me? *chug*

 

*Roly, confused about what to drink, just orders a fudge brownie instead*  *Cabot, confused by the order, just punches Roly in the face instead of filling it*

Roy greatly approves.



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Shep does all that at 29 because nobody in the universe is better than Commander Shepard.  Friggin' duh.  (Sorry for song, Rivaini!)

 

 

Oh, I just had an idea for a new thread.  The BootyQuisition!  It's not what you might think.  Say you pop a chest and discover a kickin' goody inside.  Screenshot it and post in in the BootyQuisition!  What do y'all think??


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Man after discovering what kind of a guaranteed disappointment Star Wars: Battlefront is gonna be (compared to the second one), I can only wait for ME4.

 

Anyone read those leaked surveys spilling the beans on the coop multiplayer?

 

A leaked ME survey is more fun than the "check out my money" trailer for SWBF.


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#14873
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Oh, I just had an idea for a new thread.  The BootyQuisition!  It's not what you might think.  Say you pop a chest and discover a kickin' goody inside.  Screenshot it and post in in the BootyQuisition!  What do y'all think??

 

I think that's a bloody good idea.

 

Man after discovering what kind of a guaranteed disappointment Star Wars: Battlefront is gonna be (compared to the second one), I can only wait for ME4.

 

Anyone read those leaked surveys spilling the beans on the coop multiplayer?

 

A leaked ME survey is more fun than the "check out my money" trailer for SWBF.

 

Leaked surveys?



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Oh, I just had an idea for a new thread. The BootyQuisition! It's not what you might think. Say you pop a chest and discover a kickin' goody inside. Screenshot it and post in in the BootyQuisition! What do y'all think??

I'd have to bring the thread to the attention of the drinkquisition and make it a rule to drink whenever someone makes a post.

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I think that's a bloody good idea.


Leaked surveys?

Go to the ME3 scuttlebutt forum.

Edit: was the thread removed? I'm not going to post a link to the 'leak' here.