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[Orian Tabris]

Im too sexy for my fingers, to sexy for my finger to sexy it hurts. Cut my fingers off, I cut my fingers off and type with my thing.

Im too sexy for a pregnant girlfriend, too sexy for a pregnant girlfriend, to sexy it hurts...

 

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More appropriate gif that gives off the wrong impression to my response.

 

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[lynroy]

Sorry HB, I took a mead nap. I was able to make it to my room this time! Now I'm back at work where I have to be more discreet with my drinking.

Im too sexy for my fingers, to sexy for my finger to sexy it hurts. Cut my fingers off, I cut my fingers off and type with my thing.
Im too sexy for a pregnant girlfriend, too sexy for a pregnant girlfriend, to sexy it hurts...

Definitely need a drink. CABOT!

[Duelist]

Drinkquisition.

The Feedback section brings to thee a thread requesting an LI like Isabela from a known troll.
Bring this troll thread to it's knees Drinkquisition.

Signed,
Duelist

[lynroy]

He's back? Dammit why am I at work? I hear the call and I must go!

Edit: Duelist, I think I love you.

[Orian Tabris]

He's back? Dammit why am I at work? I hear the call and I must go!

Edit: Duelist, I think I love you.

 

Go home, lynroy, you're drunk!

[Duelist]

Lady we're not superheroes... we're drunks!!

I'm a dude, yo (a straight one at that) but that's not the first time and I've been mistaken for a chick lol.

Now I'm going to have to go wrestle a crocodile or something to recoup my lost machismo.

[Orian Tabris]

Oh and has everybody heard the latest rumour?

 

That tat that Volus has... is the Tali sweat graph, on his right buttock cheek.

 

Yes, I have heard that latest rumour, about that tat. That was the latest rumour, since it began, when you said that rumour that happened to be the latest rumour at that time.

[lynroy]

Hb, when we are called we must answer with drunken merriment!

I'm a dude, yo (a straight one at that) but that's not the first time and I've been mistaken for a chick lol.

Now I'm going to have to go wrestle a crocodile or something to recoup my lost machismo.

DO IT and take pictures.

Yes, I have heard that latest rumour, about that tat. That was the latest rumour, since it began, when you said that rumour that happened to be the latest rumour at that time.

Well on my way to drunken bliss.

[Duelist]

Oh crap.

I apologise.. if it makes you feel any better, I used to get mistaken for a dude.

Lol, it's cool.

Still gotta go wrestle me a crocodile though.

[lynroy]

And I've reached my like limit...again. *drink*

I've been waiting to use that gif for ages. Fits so many threads.

[lynroy]

True..

Wait.

Does that mean I have to play with barbie dolls or something?

Cause if so.... ew!!

I have heeded your call, btw, friend.

My mind is boggling as to how that troll is not permabanned, as they call it...

dummy emails and ea accounts.

I need more mead for it

[Duelist]

I have heeded your call, btw, friend.

My mind is boggling as to how that troll is not permabanned, as they call it...

(No wonder people think I'm a girl lol)

[Orian Tabris]

Hb, when we are called we must answer with drunken merriment!

DO IT and take pictures.



Well on my way to drunken bliss.

 

Winederella and her Boozy God Mother.

[lynroy]

Now I want pizza....and more mead.

[Orian Tabris]

Yep.. that's exactly why I thought that LOL.

 

We're being a bit stereotypey here... nope, none of that thanks...

 

Wait.

 

You said you're a straight male.

 

Straight males are not allowed!!!!!!!!

 

(Kidding.)

 

Kidding!? That breaks my immersion, dammit!

[lynroy]

Yep.. that's exactly why I thought that LOL.

We're being a bit stereotypey here... nope, none of that thanks...

Wait.

You said you're a straight male.

Straight males are not allowed!!!!!!!!

(Kidding.)

Clearly they are the reason for....things. it's all their fault for something....
*drink*

[ravenesse]

I don't like porn.. it's too fake, too forced, there's no feeling or emotion in it.. and sex is only good when theres feeling and emotion. I mean, I guess lesbian porn is okay... until the twenty inch dildos come out. Then I'm gone!!

 

I'm like Littlefinger that time "Do you know how ridiculous you sound? You gotta ease into it."

 

 

As long as I know, there's a line between real sex and porn, everything's fine... and quite entertaining

 

Hrhr, 'ease into it'. Yesterday, I was standing around at the hospital, checking the map:

Eh...