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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#1526
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:32

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You said you're a straight male. :blink:

 

Straight males are not allowed!!!!!!!!

 

But... but... I founded it!!   I.. I can disguise myself, yeah, would that work?!

 

 

And I'll drink those frilly things with umbrellas.  Just don't make me leave!!


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#1527
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:33

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Yep.. that's exactly why I thought that LOL.

We're being a bit stereotypey here... nope, none of that thanks...

Wait.

You said you're a straight male. :blink:

Straight males are not allowed!!!!!!!!

(Kidding.)


You and your gay agenda aren't allowed!!!

Stop making this the gay game!!!

I'M CEREAL!!!

(It's cool HB. You're all awesome.)

#1528
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:35

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As long as I know, there's a line between real sex and porn, everything's fine... and quite entertaining :D

 

Hrhr, 'ease into it'. Yesterday, I was standing around at the hospital, checking the map:

Eh...

 

Wot. :blink:

 

Was that in-game!?!?

 

Or did you just have a little something running in the background...?

 

*Hopes its in-game, using "headcanon" now to imagine two hot Asari chicks getting it on in a secluded room inside hospital*


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#1529
ravenesse
Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:36

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Agenda! *drinks*

 

And I'm with the opposite agenda. We don't want any more straight guys here!

 

HB: Nope, nothing in the background so yes, ingame. In a loop, that's why I recorded. Have fun :D

Hopped there again, it's reproducible and it seems to be... longer. And it really sounds like porn-audio. Yay :D


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#1530
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:39

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But... but... I founded it!!   I.. I can disguise myself, yeah, would that work?!

 

 

And I'll drink those frilly things with umbrellas.  Just don't make me leave!!

 

My response to that, with a song: ;)

 

 

 

You and your gay agenda aren't allowed!!!

Stop making this the gay game!!!

I'M CEREAL!!!

(It's cool HB. You're all awesome.)

 

But... but... I'm a secret agent from BioWare.

 

*Whispers in your ear*

 

The agenda is to make EVERYBODY gay, for population control purposes.. and eventually kill off the entire population.

 

The reptilians demand it.


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#1531
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:39

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I'm trying to work here, people. Stop making me laugh!

#1532
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:42

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I, for one, welcome our new Silurian overlords.


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#1533
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:45

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I, for one, welcome our new Silurian overlords.

 

If any aliens are gonna take over the world then they have to be Asari damn it.. now THAT I'm cool with.


#1534
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:46

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I'm trying to work here, people. Stop making me laugh!

 

Pfft like you can talk. I'm still recovering from that GIF...

 

Anyway folks, I think our job, as the noble Drinkquisition, is done.

 

We have contributed to derailing that troll thread with great success.

 

Now... bottoms up!


#1535
ravenesse
Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:48

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When our job is done... do we go home now?


#1536
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:49

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The gay agenda won't take me alive!!!

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#1537
ravenesse
Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:52

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That's okay. What we can't change, we kill anyways. I suppose, I kinda lost my pamphlet.


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#1538
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:53

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When our job is done... do we go home now?

 

Don't be ridiculous, woman!

 

You DRINK.

 

 

The gay agenda won't take me alive!!!

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It doesn't work like that...

 

You see, the reptilians exist in another dimension, and have to lower their dimensional status to earth and wear a fake human skin. So you can kill their bodies in THIS dimension.. but they will exist in the other, thus, can just come back. Sometimes... when the veil becomes girly, you can see hints of the inner reptile...

 

Example:

 

 

And, unrelated but for good measure:

 


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#1539
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 06:59

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Don't be ridiculous, woman!

You DRINK.



It doesn't work like that...

You see, the reptilians exist in another dimension, and have to lower their dimensional status to earth and wear a fake human skin. So you can kill their bodies in THIS dimension.. but they will exist in the other, thus, can just come back. Sometimes... when the veil becomes girly, you can see hints of the inner reptile...

Example:



And, unrelated but for good measure:


Your Hilary Clinton doesn't scare me.

WE HAVE THIS GUY!!!

Spoiler

#1540
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:02

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Your Hilary Clinton doesn't scare me.

WE HAVE THIS GUY!!!

Spoiler

 

.....

 

UGH

 

NO NO NO NO NO!!!

 

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

 

:sick: :sick: :sick:

 

Guys: DON'T click on the spoiler! It's horrific!!


#1541
Duelist
Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:07

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.....

UGH

NO NO NO NO NO!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

:sick: :sick: :sick:

Guys: DON'T click on the spoiler! It's horrific!!

Spoiler


For cereal though, he's such a f***** a******.

#1542
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:10

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Spoiler


For cereal though, he's such a f***** a******.

 

Not clicking... not clicking...

 

I seriously cannot stand... if I hear about or see him.. I'm like

 

giphy.gif

 

"Uh, Uh, I'm a, uh, ****** moron, uh.. uh.."


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#1543
lynroy
Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:14

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.....

UGH

NO NO NO NO NO!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

:sick: :sick: :sick:

Guys: DON'T click on the spoiler! It's horrific!!

first let me laugh at you:
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Next, let me give you this
Flamethrower.gif

Now to drink. You kids are entertaining.
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#1544
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:16

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first let me laugh at you:
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Next, let me give you this
Flamethrower.gif

Now to drink. You kids are entertaining.

 

Mate clicking that spoiler was worse than that^......

 

Oh wait. You're giving THAT to me, to kill with fire.. got it now.

 

*Plants braincell seeds to grow*


#1545
Duelist
Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:26

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To heal your poor wounded eyes HB, pandas on a slide.


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#1546
Warden Majere
Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:31

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Well, in the period of an hour, I read through this entire thread. Needless to say, I drank Skyhold dry.... It's too bad that it took me so long to make it to this thread.  :unsure:


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#1547
Orian Tabris
Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:35

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If any aliens are gonna take over the world then they have to be Asari damn it.. now THAT I'm cool with.

 

Asari!? Oh, hell no! Silurians are one thing, but Blue Barbie and her freaks should die, so they can stop insulting my hot blue alien babe fantasy!


#1548
Orian Tabris
Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:39

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Your Hilary Clinton doesn't scare me.

WE HAVE THIS GUY!!!

Spoiler

 

Why the hell did you have to go and do that!? Now the thread is ruined!

 

giphy.gif

 

*shakes fist* Curse you, Phony Flabbott! Dx


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#1549
lynroy
Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:40

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Well, in the period of an hour, I read through this entire thread. Needless to say, I drank Skyhold dry.... It's too bad that it took me so long to make it to this thread. :unsure:

the whole thread? My hats off to you!
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Pull up a stool and we'll get you some more drinks. Cabot always has an emergency stash handy and I turned the undercroft into a brewery.
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#1550
ravenesse
Posté 24 février 2015 - 07:43

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Well, in the period of an hour, I read through this entire thread. Needless to say, I drank Skyhold dry.... It's too bad that it took me so long to make it to this thread.  :unsure:

Get a life!

And a drink *hands over rum*to all*just saying*


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