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[Dieb]

Rough day on the MP boards.

 

*strolls in and drops equipment next to the table, falls onto chair, pulls hat way back and stares exhaustedly at the ceiling*

 

People wonder why devs don't come here... then they do come, participate in all the threads at once, and people pick this day to start a flame war over whose skill is higher and how DAMP doesn't require any skill anyways.

 

*cracks neck*

 

I'm gonna need some bad ass tea.

 

[Bunny]

Ugh. Why are people so abrasive? For no apparent reason.

 

*pushes a cup of bad ass tea across the counter to Blackwall's buddy*

 

[Dieb]

Did I mention that, just like MEMP, it's strictly bloody coop anyways?

 

 

You're the best.  Bloody hell, Earl Grey it is.

 

Life treatin' you alright there lass?

[Bunny]

I am fine, thanks. I need to cut some potatoes for Lady Trevelyan and Commander Cullen, so I can't stay and chat. Enjoy your tea!

*disappears into the kitchen*

[Ashaantha]

*wanders into the almost empty tavern and claims her table again*

 

Looks like I missed the fun, ah well. Is that... cheese? in the Maferath statue at the Winter Palace? If there was ever suddenly no cheese in thedas they'd be doomed. The stuff is everywhere.

[Al Foley]

Colonel Nick Fury. The eyepatch suggests pirate, and his military background references your Foley character.

 

 

Yes! This! Do it, bro! Talking to Nick Fury would be absolutely smashing!

lolz.  

 

Actually to tell you the truth I want to do one of my fem Inquisitor, especially since I played the male version on PS3 when/ if I get the PS4 I will take screen caps, post screen caps, get avatar= profit.    But the Nick Fury actually sounds cool.  Heh.  

[lynroy]

*walks into the bar checking through some notes of various pieces of paper*
*one in particular catches her eye*
Ah, the Poodle is in fact a Rage Demon. The rest of the scouting reports can wait until I've had a drink.
 

Go to bed! 

Pffff I do what I want...actually can I go BACK to bed now? I don't like this being awake thing.

 

*wanders into the almost empty tavern and claims her table again*

 

Looks like I missed the fun, ah well. Is that... cheese? in the Maferath statue at the Winter Palace? If there was ever suddenly no cheese in thedas they'd be doomed. The stuff is everywhere.

That's why I replied "Cheese famine" to that "Next major even in the Dragon Age" thread. It's even in the Temple of Mythal.

[Al Foley]

You know this whole avatar thing might take me a small while to get settled on...and just a placeholder!  I have decided I need a Jorah one.  He probably fits that military pirate asetic best from Game of Thrones.

[Ashaantha]

That's why I replied "Cheese famine" to that "Next major even in the Dragon Age" thread. It's even in the Temple of Mythal.

Yes! so much yes! cheese famine, brilliant.

 

@Foley - i recently changed my avatar to my current inquisitor.. I have yet to play a male inquisitor though. I've never seen GoT.

[ModernAcademic]

<snip>

Rage demons in disguise, the whole of'em, I tell ya.

 

*drinks deep from the cup*

[Orian Tabris]

*wanders into the almost empty tavern and claims her table again*

 

Looks like I missed the fun, ah well. Is that... cheese? in the Maferath statue at the Winter Palace? If there was ever suddenly no cheese in thedas they'd be doomed. The stuff is everywhere.

 

We now know the origins of "Thhhhrrrrow thhhhe cheeeeese!!!".

 

Side note: OMG. Al Foley actually has an avatar now!?

 

Is that you? Or a Vin Diesel/Chris O'Donnell lookalike? ...Or...

 

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

My guess is both, 'cause it's like a combination of both of them.

 

Spoiler

[ModernAcademic]

Spoilers within spoilers...I sense there's an inception thing going on and OMG YOU'RE A DEMON IN DISGUISE. GIT AWAY FROM ME >_>

[Al Foley]

We now know the origins of "Thhhhrrrrow thhhhe cheeeeese!!!".

 

Side note: OMG. Al Foley actually has an avatar now!?

 

Is that you? Or a Vin Diesel/Chris O'Donnell lookalike? ...Or...

 

Spoiler

 

Spoiler

My guess is both, 'cause it's like a combination of both of them.

I wish that were me.  Its Scott Foley one of the four actors I would have thought would have been able to play Colonel Alan Foley in my series of 'fanfiction' I used to write.  But then abandoned.  He played Bob Brown on the Unit.  

[Orian Tabris]

Spoilers within spoilers...I sense there's an inception thing going on and OMG YOU'RE A DEMON IN DISGUISE. GIT AWAY FROM ME >_>

 

Spoiler

This.

Spoiler

Is.

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My.

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Thing.

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[Lady Artifice]

Don't like epic rap battles?? 

 

 

That's fair. Some of them are really bad.

 

 

But wow, when they're good, they are good. 

 

Spoiler

 

[Al Foley]

lolz

[lynroy]

Spoilers within spoilers...I sense there's an inception thing going on and OMG YOU'RE A DEMON IN DISGUISE. GIT AWAY FROM ME >_>

Meredith, is that you?

[Al Foley]

Hey Roly I think I get your friendzone comment now.

[Orian Tabris]

Yeah, I don't watch Lame of Drones. Not sure if anything above this post has anything to do with it. Seems like it, though. >_>

[ModernAcademic]

Meredith, is that you?

 

Good heavens, don't compare me to that [CENSORED].

 

*drinks heavily, curses loudly and then passes out*

[LightningPoodle]

you won this one sir.

 

I always win. I'm a ra - Poodle; scientifically proven to be the dog that always wins.

 

*walks into the bar checking through some notes of various pieces of paper*
*one in particular catches her eye*
Ah, the Poodle is in fact a Rage Demon. The rest of the scouting reports can wait until I've had a drink.
 

Pffff I do what I want...actually can I go BACK to bed now? I don't like this being awake thing.

 

I'm not a rage demon... Who told you I was a rage demon? Was it Bunny? Curse that bunny! Uh, ummm... you know, I think she could be a rage demon. She fits the bill, I mean, she drinks coffee every morning... What's more demonic than that? 

 

*continues to try and accuse other people of being a rage demon, not allowing myself to be called out on my suspicious behaviour*

[lynroy]

Yes! so much yes! cheese famine, brilliant.

Ferelden is the first to declare a state of emergency when the cheese is missing from King Alistair’s brunch. "Ha ha, very funny guys. Now where's my cheese?"

The servants shuffled their feet and looked around nervously as the King's gaze fell upon each of them in turn. None of them wanted to be the bearer of bad news. Finally, after a long awkward pause, "Ahem, there is no cheese, your Majesty. We've scoured the markets and no one seems to have any. The kitchens just ran out."

Alistair laughed still thinking this was some joke. "Right, good one. I'll nip down to the kitchens myself then."

"No, really, your Majesty, there's none to be had in the palace!"

"What? No!" Alistair exclaimed as he raced out of the room and through the halls all the way down to the kitchens.

The denizens of the palace knew something had thrown the King into a fury. They tried get out of his way as he thundered through corridors and down stairs. Alistair burst through the kitchen doors in a flurry nearly knocking over an elf carrying a stack of plates.

"Dorn, careful with those plates! They are brand new, recently arrived from--oh, your Majesty! To what do we owe the pleasure this time? More Venatori?"

Alistair took a deep breath and, with exaggerated patience, asked, "Where's my cheese?"

The cook sighed, "I knew this would happen. We're all out."

"This again. I think all of you are messing with me. I'll tear this kitchen apart if I have to!" And with that, Alistair proceeded to tear the kitchens apart looking for cheese that wasn't there. Cabinets were searched, pots and pans tossed pell-mell, food pantry emptied, their contents strewn everywhere, and every container searched again and again. All the while the cook flinched as his once organized kitchen was turned to shambles.

"Please, Majesty, stop! This will take ages to fix." the cook protested as Alistair emerged from one of the pantries covered in flour.

He did not take seem to notice the cook speak at all. "Bring me my Mabari."

King Alistair’s Mabari was a special gift from an equally special friend. Some whispered they were much more than friends.

"What? No! I let you destroy my kitchen, but I draw the line at letting that beast in here."

"That beast can sniff out cake on a battlefield. Besides, he can help clean up this food mess."

"He can't sniff out what is not there! There's none in all Denerim. Hell, there's no cheese to be found this side of the Frostbacks!"

A look of horror slowly spread across Alistair’s face as the cook's words sunk in. "First the blight, then a big hole in the sky, and now this! Maker, will it ever end? I'm declaring a state of emergency, send word to Orlais, Antiva, Rivain, the Marcher States! We're running out of cheese."

Ferelden was just the start. Riots broke out all over as people tried to hoard cheese.

As the months rolled by, there seemed to be no end. Dalish attacks on caravans increased as the elves grew desperate. Orlesians tried to survive on cheese substitues. Fancy parties with stinky cheese became only a memory. Who will save Thedas from this new threat?



.......That turned out to be longer than I meant.... I'll just go back to work.

[LightningPoodle]

You wrote all of that?