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#1551
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Get a life!
And a drink *hands over rum*to all*just saying*

here, here! *drink*

#1552
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Why the hell did you have to go and do that!? Now the thread is ruined!

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*shakes fist* Curse you, Phony Flabbott! Dx




The gay agenda must be stopped.

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#1553
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Mmmmm cereal

Well chaps, it's lunch time and I'm the only one in the break room. I can drink to my hearts content!
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#1554
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*wakes up in secluded part of the roof above Skyhold's kitchen*

*looks around and noticed few empty bottles of mead*

*feels too lazy to make an attempt to try to remember "after leaving the bar" part of the night*

*clothes intact - check, horns - check*
*feeling a little groggy and thirsty, after conquering annoying upward part of the roof, happily sliders down and lands on kitchen's stairs*
Let's start a new day!
*with lazy smile takes her course to Herald's Rest*
 
Edit: Oh, scrolled through last pages... what a mess, but that's what makes us special, I suppose ;)
 
*drinks*

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#1555
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This is it. (I heard that one far too often in the last hours)

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Even the extended cut end sucks. Well... at least a little.

I mean, damn, I was supposed to adopt little krogans! And... and... and... now I think I won't even meet him at the bar, because everybody's greenish.

 

Gimme drinks!


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#1556
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*wakes up in secluded part of the roof above Skyhold's kitchen*
*looks around and noticed few empty bottles of mead*
*feels too lazy to make an attempt to try to remember "after leaving the bar" part of the night*
*clothes intact - check, horns - check*
*feeling a little groggy and thirsty, after conquering annoying upward part of the roof, happily sliders down and lands on kitchen's stairs*
Let's start a new day!
*with lazy smile takes her course to Herald's Rest*

Drunk Polo. All I'm saying.

And Rivaini,
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I'll let you have access to the tap, drink as much as you need.
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#1557
ravenesse

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*keeps on sobbing* Thank you!

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#1558
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Drunk Polo. All I'm saying.

 

...

.....

polo... polo..

........

..my lower back sore a little, but..  

...

!!!

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... :blush:...

...Ahem!... I'll just.. just sit here..quietly.. with a drink or two.. or a few bottles...


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#1559
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Hobbles into Haven's Rest carrying donut cushion.  Sits gingerly at bar.

"Cabot, what's the mood in Skyhold"?

"Furtive"

Dudes .... air high fives everyone.  Must've got wasted yesterday, woke up with a tattoo of Corypheus on my left butt cheek gluteus maximus  this morning.  Sure does sting.  S'funny, I've always thought if I got a tat it would be of Michel de Chevin (don't tell him), so I could

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But nope, Corypheus.  Go figure.  What's on the brunch menu, gonna need some soakage?  Cabot, Chasind Sack Mead all round.  Make mine a Lite, I've got to see a mage about laser arse surgery later.

 

In the meantime:

 


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#1560
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Make mine a Lite, I've got to see a mage about laser arse surgery later.

 

Tell them you're from me, they'll give a discount.

*salutes with mug*


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#1561
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Hobbles into Haven's Rest carrying donut cushion.  Sits gingerly at bar.

"Cabot, what's the mood in Skyhold"?

"Furtive"

Dudes .... air high fives everyone.  Must've got wasted yesterday, woke up with a tattoo of Corypheus on my left butt cheek gluteus maximus  this morning.  Sure does sting.  S'funny, I've always thought if I got a tat it would be of Michel de Chevin (don't tell him), so I could

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#1562
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^^

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#1563
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Make mine a Lite, I've got to see a mage about laser arse surgery later.

Just go to Solas. *snickers into mug*

And Rivaini, I thought of that song too!
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#1564
ravenesse

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*drinks*

lynroy, I love you.


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#1565
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*keeps on sobbing* Thank you!
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We've all been there....well, those of us who finished me3.

...
.....
polo... polo..
........
..my lower back sore a little, but..
...
!!!
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... :blush:...
...Ahem!... I'll just.. just sit here..quietly.. with a drink or two.. or a few bottles...

oh come now, you totally killed it! It was awesome. And then we smashed one of the barn walls....Blackwall wasn't happy with us.
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#1566
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Tell them you're from me, they'll give a discount.

*salutes with mug*

 

Cheers.  That surgery seems busy lately, pretty sure I saw Roly coming out of there the other day (secretly wonders if the Dame has a racket going on).


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#1567
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Lol, I'm going to run out of likes soon.


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#1568
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*drinks*
lynroy, I love you.

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I think we're drunk
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#1569
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Lol, I'm going to run out of likes soon.

Eh...

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Yes...

 

*drinks to mustaches*and more drinks*



#1570
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*hobbles in for a morning pick-me-up*

 

Must've got wasted yesterday, woke up with a tattoo of Corypheus on my left butt cheek gluteus maximus  this morning.  Sure does sting.  

 

...

 

Make mine a Lite, I've got to see a mage about laser arse surgery later.

 

:lol:

 

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#1571
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Just go to Solas. *snickers into mug*

And Rivaini, I thought of that song too!

 

I've already been to see Solas.  When I dropped my pants he greatly disapproved  :crying:


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#1572
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*hobbles in for a morning pick-me-up*

 

 

:lol:

 

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All hail the master!

Ehm... that is Saul, innit?



#1573
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oh come now, you totally killed it! It was awesome. And then we smashed one of the barn walls....Blackwall wasn't happy with us.

 

Ok then! Even though I don't remember much, I think we need to repeat it some other time!  :D

 

Cheers.  That surgery seems busy lately, pretty sure I saw Roly coming out of there the other day (secretly wonders if the Dame has a racket going on).

 

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I. need. my. GoT fix.


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#1574
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I've already been to see Solas. When I dropped my pants he greatly disapproved :crying:

ROFLMAO I just died laughing! :lol: Glad there was no one around to hear that outburst.
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#1575
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