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[lynroy]

All I can think of when browsing through that "armour needs boobs" thread is this:

I can't help it..

Great freakin' movie!

Well, my productivity today is going to be zero, but I'm okay with that!

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Please watch this video.

 

I feel like the two guys who walk into the bar.  They immediately realize what kind of place it is then try to leave. BUT THEY CAN'T LEAVE, BECAUSE THE GAYS HAVE HIM TRAPPED INSIDE.  That's Dragon Age Inquisition.  I play the game then realize all the women look like men and I'm surrounded by gay.
https://www.youtube....h?v=nlGclIZV5JQ

Man, I love Police Academy. Don't drag it into your ridiculous argument.

[lynroy]

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I wouldn't mind my character being surrounded by a throng of gay men & women npc's if there was a beautiful woman NPC to cling on to.  But Cassandra Pentaghast is not what I was expecting as a straight male:
*snip pic of Cass cosplay*
This is proof that Cassandra Pentaghast looks like a man, when gay guys want to be like her/him whatever "IT" is. There is nothing wrong with that, but it does prove my point.  I repeat, there is nothing wrong with gay men looking up to Cassandra as a role model since she looks transgender.

This thread, man. This thread!

[Bunny]

 

 

 

Good morning, all. I bring tea for Dieb, and here's Blinkin for the lolz.

 

Make it slow and agonising... I want to feel this.

 

 

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That's what she said.

[Ashaantha]

Yay coffee (and blinkin!)!! how's Bunny today?

[LightningPoodle]

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That's what she said.

 

[lynroy]

Did you say 'Abe Lincoln'?

[Ashaantha]

[Bunny]

Yay coffee (and blinkin!)!! how's Bunny today?

 

I just ate a square of Ghirardelli dark chocolate with sea salt caramel filling. So I'm in a good mood.   I hope you're doing well.

[Bunny]

[lynroy]

OMG YOU GUYS!!! He's doing it for the t*tties!

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His entire post is hilarious: http://forums.obsidi...lity/?p=1675611
But one part in particular made me lose my Dr Pepper and a howl of laughter escaped.

 

Breasts are a HUGE part of life. They can NEVER ever be neglected as they were in Dragon Age Inquisition. I respect and love women too much to see their breasts neglected.

My Qunari Inquisitor showed some boob. Sera romance has boob. Cass defo has boob.

[Bunny]

OMG YOU GUYS!!! He's doing it for the t*tties!

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His entire post is hilarious: http://forums.obsidi...lity/?p=1675611
But one part in particular made me lose my Dr Pepper and a howl of laughter escaped.

 

My Qunari Inquisitor showed some boob. Sera romance has boob. Cass defo has boob.

 

[Ashaantha]

He still sounds like a poor, lonely highschooler to me (17yo is final year/age of highschool in australia)

[Bunny]

Yeah I hesitate to assume it's a teenager, though. I've heard a few stand-up comedians well into adulthood agonize about the female form with the, uh... wit? and showmanship redolent of a two year old. I don't know. I think boobs just make some guys do funny things.

[Ashaantha]

I concede your point. *gives cookies*

[LightningPoodle]

Yeah I hesitate to assume it's a teenager, though. I've heard a few stand-up comedians well into adulthood agonize about the female form with the, uh... wit? and showmanship redolent of a two year old. I don't know. I think boobs just make some guys do funny things.

 

We do long to put our face between them... 

 

[lynroy]

OMG Stop, dude! Just stop.

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I understand what you're saying.  I used to be reasonable like you before Dragon Age Inquisition.

 

I'm fine with virtual gaming worlds that have gay people in it.  But they must also include beautiful females as well which Inquisition has neglected.  I suspect due to militant gays working for Bioware who want to get back at straight people for years of oppression.

 

I want gay people to be happy so here is a compromise.

 

For every 10 gay men in game, I want one female NPC that looks like a super model with huge breasts, AND SHE CAN'T LOOK LIKE A MAN AT ALL, NOT IN ANY WAY. If there are romance options, I want one female that actually looks like a female with big breasts and long hair. If she doesn't have big breasts that is fine, perky is good too.

 

Do we have a deal? Ten gays for one hot blonde female.  Meet at the bridge at midnight and we'll trade.

[Dieb]

And you are absolutely sure that this is not a very elaborate and notorious troll? I mean, even bastards like him/her/it are aware of their public image enough to shapen their usual responses a little more apologetic...

 

Good morning Bunny! And thanks dear, it's uncanny.

[lynroy]

Either way I am laughing my ass off.

[Bunny]

I concede your point. *gives cookies*

 

 

COOKIES?!! 

 

I like you.

 

We do long to put our face between them... 

 

 

 

So it would seem.

 

And you are absolutely sure that this is not a very elaborate and notorious troll? I mean, even bastards like him/her/it are aware of their public image enough to shapen their usual responses a little more apologetic...

 

Good morning Bunny! And thanks dear, it's uncanny.

 

You are most welcome.   I have plenty of Earl Grey and black tea. Let me know if something else tickles your fancy.

[Dieb]

And here's the kicker: I DON'T EVEN LIKE BLONDES!**

 

 

**better than equally beautiful women with differently colored hair.

[LightningPoodle]

And here's the kicker: I DON'T EVEN LIKE BLONDES!**

 

 

**better than equally beautiful women with differently colored hair.

 

I like red heads.

[Dieb]

When it comes to it, you're not gonna care.

[Orian Tabris]

He still sounds like a poor, lonely highschooler to me (17yo is final year/age of highschool in australia)

 

Well, actually, I'm Australian too, and I was 16 when I finished year 10, and 18 when I finished year 12 - I never repeated once. I was also older than most kids being born in the first half of the year, and some were about a year behind me. My sister was 17 when she finished year 12, and 15 when she finished year 10. She was younger than most people in her year (yet she still has her birthday earlier in the year than even I do).

 

I was 5 at the end of kindergarten and finished primary school in year 5 at 10 (at a different school). As most of that school's year 5s move to the nearby high school instead of staying till the end of year 6, I went to high school in the 6th grade. Then, I went to that high school from 6 to year 10 (though they counted 6-8 as "middle school" and year 9 and 10 as the official high school, despite the "middle school" and the highschool using the same facilities (rooms, buildings, etc.)). Only a few high schools have years 6 to 10 in Australia. Then I went to college, which was year 11 and 12 only. All of them were public schools, and my sister followed me through all of them.

 

Some states and territory don't have kindergarten at all. So, it actually varies a lot in Australia.

 

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[lynroy]

Okay I really need to stop and go get some important things done.

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Let's look at the facts:

 

* Dragon Age Inquisition is ten times more gay than DA2 & DAO

* Dragon Age Inquisition has no brothel.

* Feminists & SJW's are on the rise

* Cassandra & Josephine are the first two hideous, ugly, mannish looking women in the Dragon Age series.

* Anita Sark visited EA

 

A gay man would want a woman to look more masculine right?  It just so happens that there is a lot of "gay" at Bioware.

 

I'm telling you man, the reason the only two straight male romance options in DAI look like men is because of gay men and feminists. It's a conspiracy.

He has a very odd definition of facts.

There's your Anita reference, Dieb. Took 15 pages.

[Ashaantha]

Eh no need to get all uppity over an average age bracket. I and 70-ish other graduates in my school (same year) were 17, and 2 were 18 in grade 12. It doesn't really matter.