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[Lady Luminous]

 

 

Excellent. So right now we have two rogues, a dog, and CaptivatingKS in her sparkly shoes. What could go wrong?

 

 

*opens the tavern door*

 

 

Excusez moi? I need a fabulous title too! 

[Bunny]

Excusez moi? I need a fabulous title too! 

 

Oh, pardon me, what shall we call you? Are you a warrior? Perhaps a mage? Are you a rogue too?

[Dieb]

Make that three rogues.

 

 

Also, you guys clearly know nothing about bears!

[Bunny]

Make that three rogues.

 

 

Also, you guys clearly know nothing about bears!

 

Yes. I know nothing about bears. Please come with us.

 

Okay, let's turn this into an actual discussion.

 

I don't get the bear hate. 

 

My primary bear-related issue is that they're default hostile. I want to run with the bears and earn their respect, until they accept me into the club by showing me the secret pawshake - rather than kill them. To prevent further territorial scuffle and to enhance bear-humanoid intercommunication, I came up with this handy list of bear facts & tips to keep in mind:
 

 

HANDY LIST OF BEAR FACTS & HINTS TO KEEP IN MIND
 

• When approaching a bear, try not to kill it.
   
• Upon witnessing a bear chasing a deer, in 9 out of 10 cases, it is a safe assumption to understand the deer has commited a substantial crime and deserves nothing but death. Bears have a very well-developed sense of justice. Furthermore, death my even still be too good for it. Bears are also very compassionate.
   
• Bears are naturally well-behaved, physically affectionate, yet very vain souls.
  Their craving for meeting new people to broaden their horizon, as well as their desire to show off their pawdicure and flawless teeth, is often misinterepreted as "attacks". Accordingly, uttering universal noises of admiration, acceptance of their inherit social & beauty urges and surviving an accidental mauling, is key upon first meeting your future best friend, and to maintain a healthy relationship.
   
• Should a bear approach you and try to kill you, it is considered rude to kill them back.
   
• There are brown bears, black bears and great bears. The bear however, does not see the color of one's fur (philantrophically confirmed, jury still out on biology). Confusingly, despite that being a very common trait of most bears, there is also great bears, which is a title awarded for moral excellence. "Every bear you harm is a great bear."
   
• DID YOU KNOW less bears have ever tried to overthrow the world and all its sentient inhabitants by using an ancient artifact to tear the sky apart and invite hellish creatures from parallel spirit worlds into our realm, than any other race or sociopolitcal group?
   
• DID YOU KNOW there is not a single reported case (!) of magic-able bears revolting against opressive totalitarian controlbears with heavy civillian colletaral damage and forcing a peace-loving lowerclass bear into a life of sacrifice and potentially life-threatening adventures?
   
• DID YOU KNOW since the dawn of bear, no loveable, slightly overweight teddymage has ever attempted to physically enter one "Golden City" - both of which being things not even known to any decent bear - thus unleashing a horde of Beareskan upon the unsuspecting public, creating the necessity to establish an order of suicidal furry guardians that is bound to tear families apart for generations?

 

 

I hope I was able to clear up the most common issues. Feel free to post any further or remaining question on this thread, or PM me if you (possibly rightfully) assume your ignorance could embarass you.

 

For a better together, starting today.

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA 

Modifié par Bunny, 29 avril 2015 - 05:43 .

[Lady Luminous]

Oh, pardon me, what shall we call you? Are you a warrior? Perhaps a mage? Are you a rogue too?

 

I'll be an advisor. Afterall, every quiz says I'm like Josephine anyways.  

[lynroy]

Idris....

Sorry, what were we doing? Handing out beer to bears?

[LightningPoodle]

I'll be an advisor. Afterall, every quiz says I'm like Josephine anyways.

 

Then I shall stay by your side, milady. May no bear come near when I am here. 

[Bunny]

Okay but this one looks suspicious.

 

 

 

I'll be an advisor. Afterall, every quiz says I'm like Josephine anyways. 

 

You're our advisor! Advise us! What should we do?

 

Idris....

Sorry, what were we doing? Handing out beer to bears?

 

We're taking the Poodle to Isengard.

 

Although, handing out beers sounds like fun.

 

*pulls Roy away from the gorgeous chocolate man*

[Paragonslustre]

*Paragon stumps into the Herald's Rest covered in horse hair from grooming out winter coats and picking haylage out from her hair from what feels like filling a million hay nets. Stops dead in tracks and jaw drops at blingy shoes. Looks down at worn jod boots from long-rein trudging.*

Cabot - a mead, make it a big one and follow it with a slug of Dunphys. I think you should sweep up some of the straw and nug droppings - and I need some new boots (I really do). Tries to remember Roly's link to boot barn?

*Drinks*

[lynroy]

*fights against Bunny pulling her away*
Oh come on! Just a nibble?

[Paragonslustre]

*Paragon leans back nursing her drink watching the show, surreptitiously taking bites out of a Druffalo Baby Bel*

[Lady Luminous]

You're our advisor! Advise us! What should we do?

 

 

We'll go on a lovely walk, and avoid any scary creatures. 

[Lady Luminous]

*Paragon stumps into the Herald's Rest covered in horse hair from grooming out winter coats and picking haylage out from her hair from what feels like filling a million hay nets. Stops dead in tracks and jaw drops at blingy shoes. Looks down at worn jod boots from long-rein trudging.*

Cabot - a mead, make it a big one and follow it with a slug of Dunphys. I think you should sweep up some of the straw and nug droppings - and I need some new boots (I really do). Tries to remember Roly's link to boot barn?

*Drinks*

 

I think there was a compliment somewhere in there.  

[LightningPoodle]

We'll go on a lovely walk, and avoid any scary creatures. 

 

No scary creatures!? ... Well then someone has to throw a ball around for me...

[Bunny]

*releases Roy from her grip and notices that Idris went away*

 

I think we scared him.

 

We'll go on a lovely walk, and avoid any scary creatures. 

 

Ah. Minding the scary creatures.

 

*stealth mode*

 

No scary creatures!? ... Well then someone has to throw a ball around for me...

 

*throws a ball a little too far*

 

Poodle! Watch out for the-

 

[lynroy]

Too late! I let off an arrow and aggroed all the scary creatures. This is going to be fun!

[Paragonslustre]

I think there was a compliment somewhere in there.

 

 A little nostalgia for pretty shoes.  I seem to live my life in wellies and paddock boots now, but I'm not complaining.

[Lady Luminous]

 A little nostalgia for pretty shoes.  I seem to live my life in wellies and paddock boots now, but I'm not complaining.

 

I think we need to have a shoe fashion show then! 

[Toasted Llama]

This thread is still going? Shouldn't you be passed out on the floor or dying from alcohol poisoning? The HoF threads alone should be enough to kill a Russian

[Lady Luminous]

Too late! I let off an arrow and aggroed all the scary creatures. This is going to be fun!

 

Wah! *hides behind Roy* 

 

What'd you go and do that for??

[Lady Luminous]

This thread is still going? Shouldn't you be passed out on the floor or dying from alcohol poisoning? The HoF threads alone should be enough to kill a Russian

 

Iron livers.

[lynroy]

This thread is still going? Shouldn't you be passed out on the floor or dying from alcohol poisoning? The HoF threads alone should be enough to kill a Russian

We have a Russian and she ain't dead yet!

[lynroy]

Wah! *hides behind Roy* 

 

What'd you go and do that for??

...the arrow slipped....

[Toasted Llama]

Iron livers.

Chug a good glass of acid and see how long iron lasts

[LightningPoodle]

*releases Roy from her grip and notices that Idris went away*

 

I think we scared him.

 

 

Ah. Minding the scary creatures.

 

*stealth mode*

 

 

*throws a ball a little too far*

 

Poodle! Watch out for the-

 

 

*screams and runs away, dragging the leash behind me*