Chug a good glass of acid and see how long iron lasts
Oh goodness.
Hm... silverite livers?
Chug a good glass of acid and see how long iron lasts
Oh goodness.
Hm... silverite livers?
Oh goodness.
Hm... silverite livers?
*aggressive googling noises*
oh wait. Silverite doesn't exist.
Just chug lyrium then, you'll love it and never want anything else! ![]()
Too late! I let off an arrow and aggroed all the scary creatures. This is going to be fun!

Well, sh*t.
*aggressive googling noises*
oh wait. Silverite doesn't exist.
Just chug lyrium then, you'll love it and never want anything else!
I'm out of likes! ![]()
Well, sh*t.
I know right! Dis gon b gud.
I know right! Dis gon b gud.
No it's not! No it's not! *dazzle panic*
No worries. Archer's Lance->Long Shot upgrade can cut down multiple targets with one shot. Add this flask of fire I happen to have and I can spam the **** out of it!
I'm out of likes.
*drink*
Let's do this!

LYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNRRRRRRROOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
*begins to fire off arrows like crazy*

I'll be joining you, with my FEARSOME BATTLE CRY!
Aww yeah! This is great! *breaks another flask*
*runs back towards Dazzle, both barking aggressively and cowering in fear*
*Mark of Death there, plunge a dagger here, Deathblow, Hidden Blades*

*pause for effect*


*comes out from behind Dazzle*
Woof? ![]()
*Mark of Death there, plunge a dagger here, Deathblow, Hidden Blades*
-snip-
*pause for effect*

*takes Poodle back to Skyhold*
There, there.
Duelist_76 will finish off the stragglers. Don't forget to loot the bodies!
*comes out from behind Dazzle*
Woof?
*sigh of relief* I think we're safe now.
No more walks outside of the grounds!

That was pretty fun, but I'm beat.
*drinks a health potion*
This is what Dazzle needs after all that.
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This is what Dazzle needs after all that.
Good thinking! Cocktails (I think that's a cocktail - don't shoot me if I'm wrong) for everyone!
Mmm. That does looks good. Cabot allowed me to have a cabinet full of tea here, and I like to drink my tea rather than let it go bad.
*picks up a kettle and fills it with fresh water*

Guest_Roly Voly_*
Well done, Adventuring Company of the DrinkQuisition! Did y'all happen to snag any snoufleur by chance? I've really got a hankerin' for some hog jowls...
*Paragon stumps into the Herald's Rest covered in horse hair from grooming out winter coats and picking haylage out from her hair from what feels like filling a million hay nets. Stops dead in tracks and jaw drops at blingy shoes. Looks down at worn jod boots from long-rein trudging.*
Cabot - a mead, make it a big one and follow it with a slug of Dunphys. I think you should sweep up some of the straw and nug droppings - and I need some new boots(I really do). Tries to remember Roly's link to boot barn?
*Drinks*
Wait for it... bootbarn.com
I took the liberty of picking out a pair for ya! (clickable pic in spoiler)
*Roly drinks to ladies in boots and belts with their names on the back of 'em*