I'll give you a hint. The most well-known Asari.
Sha'ira the Consort?
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:10
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:12
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Ah crap, I forgot. I'm sorry everyone! *drink*
The Asari Councilor
I was about to respond... then I realised... you were being a smart-arse biatch!! 
All you lovely folks must excuse my airheaded behaviour... I'm hungover. In fact, this is the excuse I will be using for all future fails and fuckups.
Yes.
Fantasy immersion broken.
But... but... look at her face. It's so cute... and she's a virgin Asari, ripe for the taking during ME1...
Speaking of immersion aaaaaand Liara... giving Citadel another crack.
Liara keeps hitting on me, but I knocked her back and she's now my ex so...
BioWare, Y U no let me bang my ex?
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:13
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Sha'ira the Consort?
Oh that one is delish.. and LOL.
So Volus... are the rumours true!?!?
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:14
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I am just a man with the nicest hat in all of Thedas. YOU are the elven moustache, friend. Love you, too!
Is it the only Asari in the galaxy with eyebrows? I appreciate that, cause I have to employ less "fantasy" while having a little private time.
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:14
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Sha'ira the Consort?
Already answered.
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:15
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I am just a man with the nicest hat in all of Thedas. YOU are the elven moustache, friend. Love you, too!
Is it the only Asari in the galaxy with eyebrows? I appreciate that, cause I have to employ less "fantasy" while having a little private time.
Wot.
Do you have an eyebrow fetish?
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:15
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But... but... look at her face.It's so cute... and she's a virgin Asari, ripe for the taking during ME1...
Urk! That's exactly why.
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:17
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Wot.
Do you have an eyebrow fetish?
Nah, but I'm into human chicks (aka racist). So her having the courtesy to paint on eyebrows makes it less of a hassle.
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:18
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Wot.
Do you have an eyebrow fetish?
Who doesn't!?
BTW, you live in Perth, Largley Lovely Lawful Little Loopy Loony Lesbian Lady Larvae... what time is it there?
@below poster Remember to edit your gif! I put in an extra 'L' word!
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:19
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Urk! That's exactly why.
So you don't like virgins? 
I guess Imshael is useless then... (well, even so, he's useless anyway)
Nah, but I'm into human chicks (aka racist). So her having the courtesy to paint on eyebrows makes it less of a hassle.
What about a wig?
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:20
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Who doesn't!?
BTW, you live in Perth, Largley Lovely Lawful Little Loopy Loony Lesbian Lady... what time is it there?
Okay... that GIF is rather creepy. And that's a lot, coming from me.
It is... 9:20 pm.
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:20
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Was away from PC for an hour, return aand...
Who are you, people?
What happend here??
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..better drink and watch from afar,, 
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:21
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Was away from PC for an hour, return aand...
Who are you, people?
What happend here??
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..better drink and watch from afar,,
Hey come on, don't be shy. 
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:22
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Bah, lite mead just makes me want to pee and I can never find the can in this place. Talking about cans, why is there an empty can of squirty cheese outside Sera's room?
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:23
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HB, which day is it?
Is that a serious question?
Tuesday/night.
Who doesn't!?
BTW, you live in Perth, Largley Lovely Lawful Little Loopy Loony Lesbian Lady Larvae... what time is it there?
@below poster Remember to edit your gif! I put in an extra 'L' word!
Larvae... all I can think to say is... Wot.
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:23
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Okay... that GIF is rather creepy. And that's a lot, coming from me.
It is... 9:20 pm.
The gif is from an ad. It appeared on Australian T.V., but it may have been from another country. Don't remember the product, but might have been Cadbury,
(I knew you were a few hours behind, explained why you were still up.)
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:24
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Oh that one is delish.. and LOL.
So Volus... are the rumours true!?!?
Er... you were asking about John Bobbit rumors, yes??
Bah, lite mead just makes me want to pee and I can never find the can in this place. Talking about cans, why is there an empty can of squirty cheese outside Sera's room?
Don't wanna know... don't wanna know... don't wanna know...
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:24
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Hey come on, don't be shy.
I'm not shy, I'm cautious.
At least, for now.
...maybe after few drinks...
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:24
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Bah, lite mead just makes me want to pee and I can never find the can in this place. Talking about cans, why is there an empty can of squirty cheese outside Sera's room?
Lite!?!?
You know you're breaking the rules by drinking anything "lite"... right?
(I just made that one up...)
Don't ask.
We um... ran out of whipped cream. 
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:25
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Was away from PC for an hour, return aand...
Who are you, people?
What happend here??
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:25
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I was about to respond... then I realised... you were being a smart-arse biatch!!
That's just who I am. Smart ass to the end with a mug of mead in my hand.
I am just a man with the nicest hat in all of Thedas. YOU are the elven moustache, friend. Love you, too!
That is one fine hat.
Bah, lite mead just makes me want to pee and I can never find the can in this place. Talking about cans, why is there an empty can of squirty cheese outside Sera's room?
HB did it....
More drinks in order!
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:27
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Holy cray! bhsup, did you just get 3 likes within 1 second of each other!? Because when I clicked like, there were 2 more people who liked it, straight after my like went through!
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:27
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Er... you were asking about John Bobbit rumors, yes??
No, no, no....
The one about the tat of the Tali sweat graph on your right buttocks cheek...
MaryDen was even going to write a song about it..
The gif is from an ad. It appeared on Australian T.V., but it may have been from another country. Don't remember the product, but might have been Cadbury,
(I knew you were a few hours behind, explained why you were still up.)
Don't worry, the Loony will be going to bed very soon. Duty calls.
I don't recall ever seeing that on an ad... but then again, I try to stay away from the tele.
I'm not shy, I'm cautious.
At least, for now.
...maybe after few drinks...
Cautious?
Oh come on now... we're full of love in here.
*Opens arms wide for hug*
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Posté 24 février 2015 - 01:28
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We um... ran out of whipped cream.
I used the last of it. For, uh... research purposes... Yeah, that's it!
...Uh... sorry about that...
