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#1626
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Yeah, and I feel horrible about that. I am almost ready  (giving it til noon to be sure all reset) to spam the hell out of your like notifier and am unable to reciprocate :(


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#1627
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Is that a serious question? :lol:

 

Tuesday/night.

Can you make it sound like Solas? :D


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#1628
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Don't worry, the Loony will be going to bed very soon. Duty calls. ;)

 

I don't recall ever seeing that on an ad... but then again, I try to stay away from the tele.

 

It had two kids, one girl, one boy, and there was music, and they moved their eyebrows erratically in time with the beat. Unless it was the work of editing.



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Yeah, and I feel horrible about that. I am almost ready  (giving it til noon to be sure all reset) to spam the hell out of your like notifier and am unable to reciprocate :(

 

It's alright mate.

 

LIke they say... it's the thought that counts!

 

Oh btw, was snooping on one of those "sex/agenda/locked" threads and apparently if you call somebody "mate", "dude", "lady", "woman", etc... it's offensive and disrespectful.

 

So if I've hurt anybody's feelings I am genuinely, from the bottom of the dark void where my heart is supposed to be, sorry. ;)


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#1630
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I'm sure Bill Murray would be a riot if he joined the Drinkquisition.



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Can you make it sound like Solas? :D

 

Headcanon it. ;)

 

As I lack the necessary danglebags to sound like that...


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#1632
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No, no, no....

 

The one about the tat of the Tali sweat graph on your right buttocks cheek...

 

MaryDen was even going to write a song about it..

 

Gentlemen Volus never tell.   BUT DRUNK ARSE VOLUS DO!!!   It's not Tali's sweat graph.  It's just her name.  "Tali'Zorah Vas Roly Nar Voly"  and then a rendition of a straw...

 

Oh btw, was snooping on one of those "sex/agenda/locked" threads and apparently if you call somebody "mate", "dude", "lady", "woman", etc... it's offensive and disrespectful.

 

So if I've hurt anybody's feelings I am genuinely, from the bottom of the dark void where my heart is supposed to be, sorry. ;)

 

:lol:  Seriously?  My preferred form of restaurant is one where the waitress calls you "darlin'" or "hon" so no, I'm not offended.



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Gentlemen Volus never tell.   BUT DRUNK ARSE VOLUS DO!!!   It's not Tali's sweat graph.  It's just her name.  "Tali'Zorah Vas Roly Nar Voly"  and then a rendition of a straw...

 

What have I told you about breaking my immersion!?!?

 

Jeeeeez.



#1634
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Lady HB, I don't care ;)

 

Nah, Solas doesn't sound that manly either. And with all our rum consum... might work, woman.

 

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And sometimes it's even Tali'Zorah von.

And I must say, since I played the quiet party yesterday for the first time, I always want Tali to be drunk :D


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#1635
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It's alright mate.

 

LIke they say... it's the thought that counts!

 

Oh btw, was snooping on one of those "sex/agenda/locked" threads and apparently if you call somebody "mate", "dude", "lady", "woman", etc... it's offensive and disrespectful.

 

So if I've hurt anybody's feelings I am genuinely, from the bottom of the dark void where my heart is supposed to be, sorry. ;)

 

You disrespected me by thinking I was a girl at first!

 

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#1636
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Lite!?!?

 

You know you're breaking the rules by drinking anything "lite"... right?

 

(I just made that one up...)

 

Don't ask.

 

We um... ran out of whipped cream. :rolleyes:

 

Got to stay sober for my 'ahem' butt surgery.



#1637
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Lady HB, I don't care ;)

 

Nah, Solas doesn't sound that manly either. And with all our rum consum... might work, woman.

 

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I was totally thinking about that movie when I saw him in that gif!

 

Great movie, Zombieland.


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#1638
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What have I told you about breaking my immersion!?!?

 

Jeeeeez.

 

 

:D



#1639
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Got to stay sober for my 'ahem' butt surgery.

 

I'd offer you some whipped cream to help prepare, but, uh...

 

I used the last of it. For, uh... research purposes... Yeah, that's it!

 

...Uh... sorry about that...


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#1640
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You disrespected me by thinking I was a girl at first!

 

Me too!



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Cautious?

 

Oh come on now... we're full of love in here.

 

*Opens arms wide for hug*

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but... Hell!

That Orian's gif with girl from ad made me drink full bottle of mead spiked with mushrooms.. so, yeah, let's hug, HB! *hugs back*  :D


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#1642
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Bill Murray would bring this place down in a hilarious way. 
 

Got to stay sober for my 'ahem' butt surgery.

Is that what they call it these days?

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I could really use another drink.

 


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Lady HB, I don't care ;)

 

Nah, Solas doesn't sound that manly either. And with all our rum consum... might work, woman.

 

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And sometimes it's even Tali'Zorah von.

And I must say, since I played the quiet party yesterday for the first time, I always want Tali to be drunk :D

 

Wait... you're not gonna get the toothbrush out, are you? :blink:

 

*Runs away*

 

 

You disrespected me by thinking I was a girl at first!

 

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I said sorry... that's all you getting DUDE.

 

 

Got to stay sober for my 'ahem' butt surgery.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

Oh, that's what you call it now?

 

What happened to "elven glory"?



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Me too!

 

Wait wait wait!  I thought... okay, are you saying you thought he was a girl too or that someone mistook you for a girl??  Cuz, you know, I was 100% sure you were one of the ladies.


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#1645
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Wait... you're not gonna get the toothbrush out, are you? :blink:

 

*Runs away*

 

 

 

I said sorry... that's all you getting DUDE.

 

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

Oh, that's what you call it now?

 

What happened to "elven glory"?

I still call it "elven glory" :whistle:

*drink* Need more mead!


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#1646
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Yeah, and I feel horrible about that. I am almost ready  (giving it til noon to be sure all reset) to spam the hell out of your like notifier and am unable to reciprocate :(

 

You know what would be easier for Drinkquistion?  A 'dislike' button.  No fear of reaching the quota there.  Incidentally (see I wouldn't be able to say that if I hadn't been drinking lite) what is the quota?



#1647
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Wait... you're not gonna get the toothbrush out, are you? :blink:

 

*Runs away*

I already have it here. Now play nice and hug dame *drinks*smirks* ;)

 

Wait wait wait!  I thought... okay, are you saying you thought he was a girl too or that someone mistook you for a girl??  Cuz, you know, I was 100% sure you were one of the ladies.

I thought he was a girl. What makes him at least a little bit transgender, I suppose ;)

Also:

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#1648
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not sure.    I was going to count today as I purge my entire quota on Oreo.  Well, and the one for that cat...



#1649
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Me too!

 

Wait... I'm confused.

 

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#1650
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I already have it here. Now play nice and hug dame *drinks*smirks* ;)

 

I thought he was a girl. What makes him at least a little bit transgender, I suppose ;)

Also:

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Drinking myself into a stupor now.


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