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#1651
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You know what would be easier for Drinkquistion?  A 'dislike' button.  No fear of reaching the quota there.  Incidentally (see I wouldn't be able to say that if I hadn't been drinking lite) what is the quota?

 

Some say...

 

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But really, it's 100. :mellow:



#1652
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Drinking myself into a stupor now.

You remind me of Blackwall :D


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#1653
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You know what would be easier for Drinkquistion?  A 'dislike' button.  No fear of reaching the quota there.  Incidentally (see I wouldn't be able to say that if I hadn't been drinking lite) what is the quota?

 

Well.. that would be handy.

 

But for the moment, this is considered the dislike button ;) :

 

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I already have it here. Now play nice and hug dame *drinks*smirks* ;)

 

I thought he was a girl. What makes him at least a little bit transgender, I suppose ;)

Also:

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Me hug dame?

I already did!! I made the offer...

 

And this needs to stop, Rivaini. Put that toothbrush away... Sera doesn't share. ;)



#1654
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You remind me of Blackwall :D

 

That's funny, because you remind me of Calpernia. :D


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#1655
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Maker! I start to question my own gender...

 

*drinks... then drinks again*


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#1656
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Well.. that would be handy.

 

But for the moment, this is considered the dislike button ;) :

 

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Really? Well, I'm screwed, because I'd rather not associate myself with Game of Thrones in a positive (irony!) way.



#1657
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Yes. Offer. She accepted. Hopp! I want to enjoy the show. Don't make it boring!

 

Sure... and now you blame it on your virtual girlfriend. That's classy ;)


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Maker! I start to question my own gender...

 

*drinks... then drinks again*

 

LOL...

 

Well let me help you there... (No, not like that!!)

 

Step one: look down below.

 

Now... if it's dangly.. you're a dude... if there's a slit... you're a lady...

 

But if you got danglies and boobs then... ****. Not going there. That's thread suicide for sure!!

 

Cabot... please get me a drink.



#1659
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Maker! I start to question my own gender...

 

*drinks... then drinks again*

That's perfect for the agenda!



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Maker! I start to question my own gender...

 

*drinks... then drinks again*

 

Well of course! It is scientifically proven that female qunari question their gender because of their horns.



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Really? Well, I'm screwed, because I'd rather not associate myself with Game of Thrones in a positive (irony!) way.

 

But... but.. this thread involves GoT. Don't you wanna fit in? Boost your BSN rep?

 

 

Yes. Offer. She accepted. Hopp! I want to enjoy the show. Don't make it boring!

 

Sure... and now you blame it on your virtual girlfriend. That's classy ;)

 

Fine.

 

*Hugs Dame in a completely platonic, friendly way*

 

Sorry. :lol:

 

Hey... she isn't virtual!! At least not within the boundaries of this thread anyway...



#1662
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But... but.. this thread involves GoT. Don't you wanna fit in? Boost your BSN rep?

 

Why do I need that? I've got...

 

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#1663
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I need to find a bonding teaser weapon...

Pft, you're not sorry at all
*drinks*

 

Oh... well then. I'm a faithful polygamist.



#1664
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You remind me of Blackwall :D

Sans beard.

 

LOL...

 

Well let me help you there... (No, not like that!!)

 

Step one: look down below.

 

Now... if it's dangly.. you're a dude... if there's a slit... you're a lady...

 

But if you got danglies and boobs then... ****. Not going there. That's thread suicide for sure!!

 

Cabot... please get me a drink.

As you wish!
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#1665
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I need to find a bonding teaser weapon...

Pft, you're not sorry at all
*drinks*

 

Oh... well then. I'm a faithful polygamist.

 

So... you worship 5 games that you play?



#1666
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So... you worship 5 games that you play?

Wut? Nope, I worship all the here non-virtual characters I ever fucked with. Non-virtually. And safe.



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Alrighty, I gotta disappear from online for a few hours.  But before I go, I stumbled across this GIF this morning that I think some of you might like and I just wanted to share.  It might be appropriate to use here on occasion.  maybe?  Anyhoo, being a HUGE Skyler fan, I just had to grab it and share it.

 

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Man... call me weirdo, but preggers Skyler was sooooo sexy.  Okay, adios amigos.


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#1668
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LOL...

 

Well let me help you there... (No, not like that!!)

 

Step one: look down below.

 

Now... if it's dangly.. you're a dude... if there's a slit... you're a lady...

 

But if you got danglies and boobs then... ****. Not going there. That's thread suicide for sure!!

 

Cabot... please get me a drink.

 

That's perfect for the agenda!

 

Well of course! It is scientifically proven that female qunari question their gender because of their horns.

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Would someone be kind enough to place a straw in my drink?...


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I need to find a bonding teaser weapon...

Pft, you're not sorry at all
*drinks*

 

Oh... well then. I'm a faithful polygamist.

 

Wut? Nope, I worship all the here non-virtual characters I ever fucked with. Non-virtually. And safe.

 

I think Rivaini has had too much to drink... :blink:

 

Damn it. That MaryDen better not be within earshot... she is so gonna use this as ammo to sabotage my relationship with Sera.

 

Cue the...

 



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Wut? Nope, I worship all the here non-virtual characters I ever fucked with. Non-virtually. And safe.

 

It was a play on words (or maybe a pun?), based on "faithful polygamist."



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Alrighty, I gotta disappear from online for a few hours.  But before I go, I stumbled across this GIF this morning that I think some of you might like and I just wanted to share.  It might be appropriate to use here on occasion.  maybe?  Anyhoo, being a HUGE Skyler fan, I just had to grab it and share it.

 

skylar_wine.gif

 

Man... call me weirdo, but preggers Skyler was sooooo sexy.  Okay, adios amigos.

 

Mate THAT we can agree on...

 

20/10 would bang.

 

Later Volus.



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Would someone be kind enough to place a straw in my drink?...

 

*Places straw in drink*

 

There you go buddy. ;)


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#1673
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A druggy conundrum for you, before I go.

 

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If people can get passed, can they also get... future?



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A druggy conundrum for you, before I go.

 

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If people can get passed, can they also get... future?

 

Wot.

 

Oh.



#1675
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Would someone be kind enough to place a straw in my drink?...

It's not a straw, it's an emergency induction port!

 

 

I think Rivaini has had too much to drink... :blink:

Nah, Rivani just had too much flu-medicine. Which... kind of is the same.

 

 

It was a play on words (or maybe a pun?), based on "faithful polygamist."

As I said. I often don't understand you :(


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