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#1676
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Would someone be kind enough to place a straw in my drink?...

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I swear I have a bottomless mug sometimes.


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#1677
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As I said. I often don't understand you :(

 

Maybe it's your not being from an English speaking country, and my astute (albeit, specific) English skills.



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I swear I have a bottomless mug sometimes.

 

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I swear I am totally not wasted.


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It's not a straw, it's an emergency induction port!

 

 

Nah, Rivani just had too much flu-medicine. Which... kind of is the same.

 

 

As I said. I often don't understand you :(

 

You should totally try cough mixture.

 

I even have a recipe..

 

Fill half a mug of cough mixture, and other half ginger beer... enjoy. ;)

 

It's almost as good as the Vinmark mushrooms.



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9uyv4k.gif

 

I swear I am totally not wasted.

 

I'm out of likes but here's a "headcanon" like, for that GIF.


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#1681
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It's not a straw, it's an emergency induction port!

 

 

Nah, Rivani just had too much flu-medicine. Which... kind of is the same.

 

 

As I said. I often don't understand you :(

You're not the only one.

What would happen if I mixed flu meds with my mead? Oh snap I might end up by the gates with paint all over my face again....



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You're not the only one.

What would happen if I mixed flu meds with my mead? Oh snap I might end up by the gates with paint all over my face again....

 

Well.. beats getting a tat of the Tali sweat graph on your right arse cheek...

 

I'm beginning to wish I had the flu, so I can up my street game.



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I'd offer you some whipped cream to help prepare, but, uh...

 

Thanks for the offer, now I've got to head over to youtube to see what 'elven glory' is!


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I swear I have a bottomless mug sometimes.

That hat! :D

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Maybe it's your not being from an English speaking country, and my astute (albeit, specific) English skills.

Yes. And maybe I also just don't get you. :P

 

You should totally try cough mixture.

 

I even have a recipe..

 

Fill half a mug of cough mixture, and other half ginger beer... enjoy. ;)

 

 

Ginger makes me vomit. Instantly.

 

Aaand: More elven glory!

Aww, google really directly brings up 'elven glory'. *drinks to that!*


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#1685
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You should totally try cough mixture.

 

I even have a recipe..

 

Fill half a mug of cough mixture, and other half ginger beer... enjoy. ;)

 

It's almost as good as the Vinmark mushrooms.

 

Forget that cough stuff, you should try this cough stuff.

 

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Spoiler



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Yes. And maybe I also just don't get you. :P

 

Well, it helps that I'm probably the most unique (non-crazy) person in the world... which is actually a bad thing, given the many reasons why.



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Thanks for the offer, now I've got to head over to youtube to see what 'elven glory' is!

 

But you already know... you dropped your pants for Solas... ;)

 

 

That hat! :D

giphy.gif

 

 

Yes. And maybe I also just don't get you. :P

 

 

Ginger makes me vomit. Instantly.

 

Aaand: More elven glory!

Aww, google really directly brings up 'elven glory'. *drinks to that!*

 

 

LMAO.

 

You spoilered me biatch!!

 

I suppose I deserve that though...

 

Drunk Tali = ****** hilarious


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Thanks for the offer, now I've got to head over to youtube to see what 'elven glory' is!

 

I'll give you a hint. It's a hole lotta fun.

 

Spoiler


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Well, it helps that I'm probably the most unique (non-crazy) person in the world... which is actually a bad thing, given the many reasons why.

 

You're sane in a sea of insanity, which makes you insane, and the sea of insanity = sane. ;)



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Thanks for the offer, now I've got to head over to youtube to see what 'elven glory' is!

Well, it starts like this

Spoiler

 

But you already know... you dropped your pants for Solas... ;)

Dying....Can't breathe...Send help...and more mead :lol:


Also, Drunk Tali is best Tali. She can join us.


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Well, it helps that I'm probably the most unique (non-crazy) person in the world... which is actually a bad thing, given the many reasons why.

And here's the answer why. Thank you :D

 

 

But you already know... you dropped your pants for Solas... ;)

 

 

 

 

LMAO.

 

You spoilered me biatch!!

 

I suppose I deserve that though...

 

Drunk Tali = ****** hilarious

Pft, everybody should drop pants for Solas. But get fake elven ears first.

 

Yeah, I finally spoilered! And that's just the beginning of Tali's journey ;)


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I'll give you a hint. It's a hole lotta fun.

 

Spoiler

 

Oh you are one awesome son of a sane person tonight, bud!

 

 

Well, it starts like this

Spoiler

 

Dying....Can't breathe...Send help...and more mead :lol:


Also, Drunk Tali is best Tali. She can join us.

 

How bout I just kill two birds with one stone, and send the meadics?

 

*Looks around*

 

Ahh... Cabot. Get this other Cabot a drink.



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Well, it starts like this

Spoiler

 

Dying....Can't breathe...Send help...and more mead :lol:


Also, Drunk Tali is best Tali. She can join us.

Aw... I <3 Flycam.

 

And I want my drunk Boyfriend there/here, too! Please!



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I'm out of likes but here's a "headcanon" like, for that GIF.

 

It's just like I always say:

 

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And here's the answer why. Thank you :D

 

 

Pft, everybody should drop pants for Solas. But get fake elven ears first.

 

Yeah, I finally spoilered! And that's just the beginning of Tali's journey ;)

 

Yuck I drop my pants for no dangly bag!!

 

Now... if somebody could just mod a vagina onto him... and give him a wig. Preferably Sera's hairstyle.. then I'm game. ;)



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And here's the answer why. Thank you :D

 

Actually, it's not a good thing, it's a bad thing. In fact, it might even be a pathetic thing. :(



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Aw... I <3 Flycam.

 

And I want my drunk Boyfriend there/here, too! Please!

 

Wait... nobody better invite Allers!!

 

Cause if Sera finds out... I'm gonna get an arrow up my butt.



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Yuck I drop my pants for no dangly bag!!

 

Now... if somebody could just mod a vagina onto him... and give him a wig. Preferably Sera's hairstyle.. then I'm game. ;)

With those nude models, he practically has a vag.

Besides, you really should be more open minded :P Embrace the... eh... dangly parts.



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With those nude models, he practically has a vag.

Besides, you really should be more open minded :P Embrace the... eh... dangly parts.

 

Yeah.. I'll embrace them alright... with my fist if they come anywhere near me. ;)



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Oh you are one awesome son of a sane person tonight, bud!

 

 

 

How bout I just kill two birds with one stone, and send the meadics?

 

*Looks around*

 

Ahh... Cabot. Get this other Cabot a drink.

I am out of likes! *drink* And that was a very bad joke.

 

Aw... I <3 Flycam.

 

And I want my drunk Boyfriend there/here, too! Please!

Flycam is amazing. And yes, he can come too!


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