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#17051
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*Meanwhile in Skyhold's Inquisition quarters.  Paragon is pulling off her boots and emptying the sand out of them from her latest sojourn in the Western Approach..  She hurls a boot narrowly missing a runner who ducks expertly.*

Word for you.   *Paragon eyes the runner warily, but shrugs and decides to play along*

What is it?

See for yourself.  *The runner hands a beautifully wrapped box to Paragon*

 

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Delivery from Cabot.

From Cabot?  *She takes the box, and hands the runner some gold*  Bring me back some Dwarven Ale will ya, I've got a strange hankering for it lately and I'm too tired to go to the bar. *The runner takes the gold and leaves*

From Cabot .... hmmmmm.  *Paragon delicately feels around the edges of the lid feeling for triggers, she sniffs the box gingerly and finally holds it to her ears listening for scurrying or buzzing sounds.*

Huh ..... seems legit.  *She takes the lid off the box ......... an embossed card is nestled on delicate, pink tissue paper, it reads 'From Dazzle'.

Paragon parts the tissue paper and gasps in surprise*

 

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#17052
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To be fair I was the one to make the first post starting all this/that, due to confusion until I figured out what was going on. I am sorry about that, could we just forget it all existed? :( I feel badly enough.

 

*sighs sadly into her apple cider glass*

 

Gotta go claim Griffon Wing Keep, be back in.. well this may take me a while :D

 

I LOVE taking keeps, I'm about to get off here and take Griffon Keep myself.  The first time I did it I bugged it because I stormed it from the front instead of going up through the well.  I had to reload and redo it.  When I went to Crestwood and tried to do Caer Bronach I was convinced there would be another secret entrance and spent ages looking for it.  I could not get into that keep and was getting more and more frustrated, finally (after I'd stopped throwing cheesy wotsits at the tv) my husband calmly mentioned bashing down the front gates.  Boy was my face red :D.  Caer Bronach and Suledin are my faves, I wish there had been more keeps :(


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Hey Sparkles ;)



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Hey Sparkles ;)

 

Hey... I don't know what to call you...  :)



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I don't mind really, any variation on Paragonslustre suits me.  Wired up for Witcher?



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I LOVE taking keeps, I'm about to get off here and take Griffon Keep myself.  The first time I did it I bugged it because I stormed it from the front instead of going up through the well.  I had to reload and redo it.  When I went to Crestwood and tried to do Caer Bronach I was convinced there would be another secret entrance and spent ages looking for it.  I could not get into that keep and was getting more and more frustrated, finally (after I'd stopped throwing cheesy wotsits at the tv) my husband calmly mentioned bashing down the front gates.  Boy was my face red :D.  Caer Bronach and Suledin are my faves, I wish there had been more keeps :(

Huh.. I always storm Griffon Wing Keep through the front door. Never gone up through the well in a bid to claim it before. Best part about being Inquisitor: kicking in everyone's front doors (keeps/castles etc) lol


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I don't mind really, any variation on Paragonslustre suits me.  Wired up for Witcher?

 

Oh hell yes I am! I cannot wait for that game! You?


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Huh.. I always storm Griffon Wing Keep through the front door. Never gone up through the well in a bid to claim it before. Best part about being Inquisitor: kicking in everyone's front doors (keeps/castles etc) lol

 

Really?!  I stormed it from the front and they retreated and locked the gate at the top.  I could hear them shouting at me from behind it but couldn't get it to open.



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Really?!  I stormed it from the front and they retreated and locked the gate at the top.  I could hear them shouting at me from behind it but couldn't get it to open.

weird. I've stormed that keep through the front door 14 times now, never bugged like that for me :(



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Oh hell yes I am! I cannot wait for that game! You?

 

I will be a Witcher virgin but there is no way I'm not buying that game, I can't believe how much I'm looking forward to it I hope I don't jinx it :D  From what I've seen it looks fantastic.  I guess the only problem will be that it might be a while before I pick up DAI again and purchase JoH, but it's not going anywhere.



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weird. I've stormed that keep through the front door 14 times now, never bugged like that for me :(

 

Hmm ..... it was on my PS3 playthrough.  It also bugged Servis, I killed him and he disapparated :D  I never got to judge him.  Oh well, I'll try and storm from the front in a bit, I am glad it gave me the chance to find the well entrance though. 

 

Edit:  No time like the present as my battery is dying.  *Drinks to all the stuff I've missed, and threads I haven't seen yet.*


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Hmm ..... it was on my PS3 playthrough.  It also bugged Servis, I killed him and he disapparated :D  I never got to judge him.  Oh well, I'll try and storm from the front in a bit, I am glad it gave me the chance to find the well entrance though. 

 

On Servis *grumbles* he was annoying a few playthroughs ago. I'd defeated him and done the interaction to get soldiers to take him back to be judged.. and he never showed up for judging because his quest chain bugged telling me I still needed to find him.


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On Servis *grumbles* he was annoying a few playthroughs ago. I'd defeated him and done the interaction to get soldiers to take him back to be judged.. and he never showed up for judging because his quest chain bugged telling me I still needed to find him.

 

*jumps back in*  Stuff like that annoys me more than it probably should.  I hate to see a quest in the journal that won't clear because of a glitch.  I'll let you know what happens with Griffon Keep. *jumps out.*



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I will be a Witcher virgin but there is no way I'm not buying that game, I can't believe how much I'm looking forward to it I hope I don't jinx it :D  From what I've seen it looks fantastic.  I guess the only problem will be that it might be a while before I pick up DAI again and purchase JoH, but it's not going anywhere.

 

CD Projekt now publish their own games, so essentially, they get all the time they need to make the game they want to make now. I wouldn't worry about jinxing it. It's going to be one insanely awesome game.



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CD Projekt now publish their own games, so essentially, they get all the time they need to make the game they want to make now. I wouldn't worry about jinxing it. It's going to be one insanely awesome game.

 

it has to be a good one. they've right out said it's the final game in the witcher series. I think they'll have done a fine job on it, but I still expect bugs and glitches until 2 patches roll out (same goes for every game released since 2013 imo lol). However DAI was one of the first new releases I've grabbed on release day and encountered next to no bugs, so Witcher 3 could be like that for me too*crosses fingers*



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it has to be a good one. they've right out said it's the final game in the witcher series. I think they'll have done a fine job on it, but I still expect bugs and glitches until 2 patches roll out (same goes for every game released since 2013 imo lol). However DAI was one of the first new releases I've grabbed on release day and encountered next to no bugs, so Witcher 3 could be like that for me too*crosses fingers*

 

Final game in Geralt's saga. They might make more Witcher games, but they won't focus on Geralt.

 

I expect there to be glitches and bugs. Every RPG has them, because the game is so massive that things go wrong from time to time. DA:I (you didn't encounter any) had more than a fair few. But, they've pushed back the release date twice now, which was either to make new content (I don't expect that to have been much, maybe a few more bits of dialogue or some pieces of gear and maybe a quest line or two) or to deal with bugs and glitches. Or maybe, and more likely, both.



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Final game in Geralt's saga. They might make more Witcher games, but they won't focus on Geralt.

 

I expect there to be glitches and bugs. Every RPG has them, because the game is so massive that things go wrong from time to time. DA:I (you didn't encounter any) had more than a fair few. But, they've pushed back the release date twice now, which was either to make new content (I don't expect that to have been much, maybe a few more bits of dialogue or some pieces of gear and maybe a quest line or two) or to deal with bugs and glitches. Or maybe, and more likely, both.

 

Yeah I was lucky with DAI release. only had the banter bug, that was it.  Hopefully they did push the release back to aim for a smoother game on release, be nice if they did it for that reason seeing as majority companies are all "get it out now! I don't care if it's only half playable".


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Sweet Maker I love fem-hawke's voice



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Yeah I was lucky with DAI release. only had the banter bug, that was it.  Hopefully they did push the release back to aim for a smoother game on release, be nice if they did it for that reason seeing as majority companies are all "get it out now! I don't care if it's only half playable".

 

That's the publishers that do that. Like I said before though, they now publish their own games so they don't have to worry about releasing a half playable game. So, if they aren't happy with how the game plays, I would expect them to hold of on releasing it for a little longer.


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#17070
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*roly wakes up amazingly late on a lovely Sunday morning, greets the sun and purple martins, then comes to BSN and tries to like some stuff and gets the DENIED pop up box of irritation*

 

To make up for likes I cannot disburse, I bring druffalo burgers for all!

 

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(if you get the reference, you earn 100 Roly Voly cool points)

 

*Drinks to not being a vegetarian, while at the same time acknowledging ad respecting those who make that life choice*


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Druffalo Burgers! *tackles Roly*

 

Coincidentally I still haven't actually made it to the front gate of Griffon Wing Keep. I keep finding other distracting shiny things to do on the way there.



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*roly wakes up amazingly late on a lovely Sunday morning, greets the sun and purple martins, then comes to BSN and tries to like some stuff and gets the DENIED pop up box of irritation*

 

To make up for likes I cannot disburse, I bring druffalo burgers for all!

 

-snip-

 

(if you get the reference, you earn 100 Roly Voly cool points)

 

*Drinks to not being a vegetarian, while at the same time acknowledging ad respecting those who make that life choice*

 

I know that reference! It's a marketing slogan in America that aims to bring beef into a healthy diet.



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Druffalo Burgers! *tackles Roly*

 

Coincidentally I still haven't actually made it to the front gate of Griffon Wing Keep. I keep finding other distracting shiny things to do on the way there.

 

*Roly giggles as Ashaantha bounces about ten feet right into The Iron Bull*

 

I know that reference! It's a marketing slogan in America that aims to bring beef into a healthy diet.

 

YES!  Well done, Sparkles!  You knowing that impresses me so much, I won't ding you for not mentioning that the actor pictured is Robert Mitchum, who did the voice overs for their "Beef, it's whats for dinner" commercials."

 

*Roly grabs his stamp and ink pad and smacks a big ol' 100 right on Sparkles' forehead*

 

As regards keeps, I love them too.  Definitely wish they'd had more in the game.  I think Griffon is my fave just because bs gung Irangbev thl gnhagvat lbh nyy gur jnl.  The only sad thing is for my last couple of characters I created, I cannot find the sad splinter schematic in the poo anywhere now.  I don't know if a recent patch bugged it or what, but it just isn't around anymore.

 

*Roly rolls in a couple of barrels of fine Chasind Sack Mead to go with the druffalo burgers*


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*Roly giggles as Ashaantha bounces about ten feet right into The Iron Bull*

 

 

YES!  Well done, Sparkles!  You knowing that impresses me so much, I won't ding you for not mentioning that the actor pictured is Robert Mitchum, who did the voice overs for their "Beef, it's whats for dinner" commercials."

 

*Roly grabs his stamp and ink pad and smacks a big ol' 100 right on Sparkles' forehead*

 

As regards keeps, I love them too.  Definitely wish they'd had more in the game.  I think Griffon is my fave just because bs gung Irangbev thl gnhagvat lbh nyy gur jnl.  The only sad thing is for my last couple of characters I created, I cannot find the sad splinter schematic in the poo anywhere now.  I don't know if a recent patch bugged it or what, but it just isn't around anymore.

 

*Roly rolls in a couple of barrels of fine Chasind Sack Mead to go with the druffalo burgers*

 

Not the Iron Bull!!

 

I can only ever find the sad splinters in one specific pile of poop. Almost right next to a holding camp thingy in exalted plains. Found it last week so don't think a patch messed it for me.



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*roly wakes up amazingly late on a lovely Sunday morning, greets the sun and purple martins, then comes to BSN and tries to like some stuff and gets the DENIED pop up box of irritation*

 

To make up for likes I cannot disburse, I bring druffalo burgers for all!

 

8QDRi5X.png

 

(if you get the reference, you earn 100 Roly Voly cool points)

 

*Drinks to not being a vegetarian, while at the same time acknowledging ad respecting those who make that life choice*

 

Damn.

No Roly points for me.

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