Alistair. Easy answer for me.crap. Don't remind me I need to choose between Alistair and Hawke this time *sobs and runs off to find an apple cider*
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
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#17176
Posté 03 mai 2015 - 11:57
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Posté 03 mai 2015 - 11:58
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Krogans making sexy pole dancing.
People rubbing their faces on them ******.
Desire demons running amok.
Mead of the finest quality (Cabot's seal of approval).
A dog and a bunny who are best pals.
A rogue with a charming moustache and mustard clothes.
Girls who are smart and funny and who kick ass.
A writer who wastes sovereigns and drinks like a sponge.
You can find all of this and more here, in the Drinkquisition.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:00
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crap. Don't remind me I need to choose between Alistair and Hawke this time *sobs and runs off to find an apple cider*
Don't slit your wrists. 
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:00
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Alistair. Easy answer for me.
You meanie!
just kidding. The only previous game protagonist I'm attached to (warden lady mage) romanced Alistair and that's the keep save I imported so.. I just.. can't. Any other keep world state I'd let him go bye bye. And Varric cries when I sacrifice Hawke, too many feels.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:00
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Krogans making sexy pole dancing.
People rubbing their faces on them ******.
Desire demons running amok.
Mead of the finest quality (Cabot's seal of approval).
A dog and a bunny who are best pals.
A rogue with a charming moustache and mustard clothes.
Girls who are smart and funny and who kick ass.
A writer who wastes sovereigns and drinks like a sponge.
You can find all of this and more here, in the Drinkquisition.
Where am I in that list? *pout*
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#17181
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:01
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What... my body is feeling all tingly. Oh... oh no, not again...
*Roly screams in agony as his body and soul are ripped through time and space as he re-materializes on the deck of the Normandy as T*ts Shepard, savior of the Galaxy*
Morning everyone, I have a date with a few wardens in Adamant today. Knowing me I'll be far too easily distracted and actually get there later tonight. Fun times.
Don't fall for their "show me your taint and I'll show you mine" line!!
Ever since I started posting here, my gaming adventures have slowed down. I still haven't finished JoH, and I haven't played DAI in days. Maybe weeks. I can't remember.
ALT-TAB!!
Say hello to Loghain for me. Or to Alistair. Or to Stroud.
And say goodbye to Hawke for me! 
I alt-tab a lot while playing to let myself get distracted here. I've, very sadly, been playing DAI for what feels like an hour (at least) every day since it was released hence a rather high hours played count and I haven't touched multiplayer yet. Finished JoH 3 times (I only have 3 characters finished or close to finishing the main quests) I restart a LOT.
Hehe, I assumed we all did that.
[drive-by]
This is a good day to be a kiwi living in Brisbane.
[/drive-by] *leaves drinks*
Is this rugby related??
*Drinks to multiquote and heads out to kick some geth arse*
EDIT: Gah, I keep drawing my damned gun when I click to move...
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:06
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Where am I in that list? *pout*
A girl who is smart, funny and who kicks ass. 
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:06
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Krogans making sexy pole dancing.
People rubbing their faces on them ******.
Desire demons running amok.
Mead of the finest quality (Cabot's seal of approval).
A dog and a bunny who are best pals.
A rogue with a charming moustache and mustard clothes.
Girls who are smart and funny and who kick ass.
A writer who wastes sovereigns and drinks like a sponge.
You can find all of this and more here, in the Drinkquisition.
It's so beautiful.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:10
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Krogans making sexy pole dancing.
People rubbing their faces on them ******.
Desire demons running amok.
Mead of the finest quality (Cabot's seal of approval).
A dog and a bunny who are best pals.
A rogue with a charming moustache and mustard clothes.
Girls who are smart and funny and who kick ass.
A writer who wastes sovereigns and drinks like a sponge.
You can find all of this and more here, in the Drinkquisition.
It would make for an interesting fanfic, me thinks.
That cracked me up though. Good work.
Voly: Ugh fine I will endure your red rocket. This time.
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#17185
Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:11
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Oh btw, I meant to sat t*ts. But censorship cut out the entire word, so people might have thought I meant genitals or summin'.
(No problem if there are people here rubbing their faces in...er, I mean...nevermind.)
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:14
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Bioware's censorship laws are ****** ****** ****** ******* bull****.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:16
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Oh btw, I meant to sat t*ts. But censorship cut out the entire word, so people might have thought I meant genitals or summin'.
(No problem if there are people here rubbing their faces in...er, I mean...nevermind.)
There are ways around it. You can say boobs, for instance.
You can't say **** but in its place, you could say root.
Also, fucked, fucker and motherfucker are available.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:17
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Oh btw, I meant to sat t*ts. But censorship cut out the entire word, so people might have thought I meant genitals or summin'.
(No problem if there are people here rubbing their faces in...er, I mean...nevermind.)
You already wrote the fanfic for that.
People turn blogs into books, why not forum threads? I can easily see DQ inspiring a TV series.
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#17189
Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:20
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North or South Brisbane!? I'm south..
North.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:22
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You already wrote the fanfic for that.
People turn blogs into books, why not forum threads? I can easily see DQ inspiring a TV series.
Yeah.. It'd get banned though.
Or have to be shown late at night. A lot of scary **** happens.. Especially when Voly hooks up with women and gets them pregnant.
*Shudders*
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#17191
Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:26
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This conversation has turned scary.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:35
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This conversation has turned scary.
It's not scary until the Miley Cyrus chicken appears.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:37
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This conversation has turned scary.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:39
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There are ways around it. You can say boobs, for instance.
You can't say **** but in its place, you could say root.
Also, fucked, fucker and motherfucker are available.
We can **** as much as we like, but can't show our t***?
Tsk...
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:40
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You already wrote the fanfic for that.
People turn blogs into books, why not forum threads? I can easily see DQ inspiring a TV series.
Lot of scrubbing in the morning. 
/insidejoke
*wink wink*
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:43
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It's not scary until the Miley Cyrus chicken appears.
Oh don't tempt me
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:51
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Yeah.. It'd get banned though.
Or have to be shown late at night. A lot of scary **** happens.. Especially when Voly hooks up with women and gets them pregnant.
*Shudders*
Ah hey, come on now, Donk! Don't scare the new people. That's only happened twice in four months!
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 12:56
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Ah hey, come on now, Donk! Don't scare the new people. That's only happened twice in four months!
What's happened twice in four months? New people visiting DQ, Donk scaring the new people, or Volus impregnations?
Because at least one of those things has happened way more than twice.
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 01:03
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Ooooh no no no. Only happened twice! And one of them I'm still dubious about...
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Posté 04 mai 2015 - 01:05
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Lmao.
But you must know Voly.. That is the real reason Rivaini hasn't checked in. Her abomination child was seen cannibalizing innocent victims near Redcliffe, so like a responsible parent she set out on a perilous journey to slay it.. Let's just hope her maternal empathy doesn't get the better of her.
And you.. You did nothing! Except slack in the DQ, get drunk and eat druffy burgers while sniffing out your next hook up. Shame on you bro, shame on you.
But you must know Voly.. That is the real reason Rivaini hasn't checked in. Her abomination child was seen cannibalizing innocent victims near Redcliffe, so like a responsible parent she set out on a perilous journey to slay it.. Let's just hope her maternal empathy doesn't get the better of her.
And you.. You did nothing! Except slack in the DQ, get drunk and eat druffy burgers while sniffing out your next hook up. Shame on you bro, shame on you.
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