Ooooh no no no. Only happened twice! And one of them I'm still dubious about...
I guess you could say...
Somebody tipped the Volus.

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Ooooh no no no. Only happened twice! And one of them I'm still dubious about...
I guess you could say...
Somebody tipped the Volus.

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Guest_Donkson_*
I guess you could say...
Somebody tipped the Volus.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
*Roly just tries to hide at the bar as best as possible and quietly drink his drink...*
Okay, okay. Sorry, Roly. Just one more, and I'm done:
*Roly just tries to hide at the bar as best as possible and quietly drink his drink...*
You can try to hide it, but you can't stop it.

Alistair as in, Alistair gets to live. I could never kill him.You meanie!
just kidding. The only previous game protagonist I'm attached to (warden lady mage) romanced Alistair and that's the keep save I imported so.. I just.. can't. Any other keep world state I'd let him go bye bye. And Varric cries when I sacrifice Hawke, too many feels.
Alistair as in, Alistair gets to live. I could never kill him.
I would never kill him on purpose. On one DAO playthrough, he made the Ultimate Sacrifice (not my intention), but never again after that.
Evening darlings.
I brought dessert!

*comes in and orders a giant glass of Orange Juice...eyes Capitivating's desert*
*comes in and orders a giant glass of Orange Juice...eyes Capitivating's desert*
Oh go on Al, even you can't deny a smore's cupcake. It's yummy!
Oh go on Al, even you can't deny a smore's cupcake. It's yummy!
* takes it...bites tentively...chews* Not bad. ![]()
Guest_Donkson_*
Evening darlings.
I brought dessert!
Are you the DQ chef?
More like the DQ caterer. I can't help it, I love pretty food! ![]()
* takes it...bites tentively...chews* Not bad.
*beams happily*
More like the DQ caterer. I can't help it, I love pretty food!
Now whether it tastes good. ![]()
Now whether it tastes good.
I think I found our theme song.
Guest_Donkson_*
More like the DQ caterer. I can't help it, I love pretty food!
Guest_Donkson_*
I think I found our theme song.
Lol that is more fitting.. You are definitely Josephine.
Alistair as in, Alistair gets to live. I could never kill him.
oooh. right xD
edit: about to make Varric cry.. again.
Guest_Donkson_*
Guest_Donkson_*


*drink*
I try to avoid the smutty literature.
Guest_Donkson_*