Wait... nobody better invite Allers!!
Cause if Sera finds out... I'm gonna get an arrow up my butt.
Hrhr, Allers. The person I saw twice in the whole game, I guess 
But I'm looking up for the cat fight 
Yeah.. I'll embrace them alright... with my fist if they come anywhere near me.
You're always far to aggressive. Don't forget, we're all about drunken love here.
But you already know... you dropped your pants for Solas...
Yes, but when he strapped the rubber gloves on and said 'assume the position', I punched him and ran away. Assume (sniggers). This lite mead sucks.
ETA: Looks around suspiciously.. 'Where's the Dame? I'm safe but you lot, I dunno.'
Guest_Donkson_*
I am out of likes! *drink* And that was a very bad joke.
Flycam is amazing. And yes, he can come too!
I know.. it was horrible. 
I don't even know why I said it.......
Actually, I do. Cause I'm stone cold sober!! Cannot function...
So when I start busting out the lame jokes, I should really bail before **** really hits the fan...
Which is what I shall do.
May the drunken snore be with you... cause it won't be with me. I'm sober. 
Guest_Donkson_*
Hrhr, Allers. The person I saw twice in the whole game, I guess
But I'm looking up for the cat fight
You're always far to aggressive. Don't forget, we're all about drunken love here.
Hey I can do drunken love.. just don't want any dangly bits in my drink!! Is that too much to ask?
Yes, but when he strapped the rubber gloves on and said 'assume the position', I punched him and ran away. Assume (sniggers). This lite mead sucks.
LOL.
Okay... definitely outta here now.
May the drunken snore be with you... cause it won't be with me. I'm sober.
Normally I keep drinks and bits apart, but... you could think of it as a straw?
Just trying to be helpful. And against the agenda. Someone has to do it
Yes, but when he strapped the rubber gloves on and said 'assume the position', I punched him and ran away. Assume (sniggers). This lite mead sucks.
I guess you're here to figure out just how many times I can die laughing! 
I know.. it was horrible.
I don't even know why I said it.......
Actually, I do. Cause I'm stone cold sober!! Cannot function...
So when I start busting out the lame jokes, I should really bail before **** really hits the fan...
Which is what I shall do.
May the drunken snore be with you... cause it won't be with me. I'm sober.
I'll drink a bunch for you.
Yes, but when he strapped the rubber gloves on and said 'assume the position', I punched him and ran away. Assume (sniggers). This lite mead sucks.
ETA: Looks around suspiciously.. 'Where's the Dame? I'm safe but you lot, I dunno.'
*chokes on her drink in her corner of the bar*
Hey I can do drunken love.. just don't want any dangly bits in my drink!! Is that too much to ask?
LOL.
Okay... definitely outta here now.
Waves to HB. Make sure you get some sleep.
I guess you're here to figure out just how many times I can die laughing!
Please don't accept % multiplayer equals less % singleplayer good-ness into the rules.
I'd die of alcohol poisoning.
Spoiler
THERE WAS A MEME DEFILING MY INNOCENT LITTLE BETHANY?! CHARACTER ENTITLEMENT RAAAAAAAGE
How has BSN been the last few days?
Got a little bored of all the bitching.
Still bitching.
Still bitching.
The bitching feels so forced. Kthx EAwer
Right, I've got a date with a mage and a big staff (that sounded better in my head). Looks around suspiciously, Dang how can a qunari blend in so easily. Keep your butts to the wall dudes.
Please don't accept % multiplayer equals less % singleplayer good-ness into the rules.
I'd die of alcohol poisoning.
THERE WAS A MEME DEFILING MY INNOCENT LITTLE BETHANY?! CHARACTER ENTITLEMENT RAAAAAAAGE
TOO LATE I'VE MADE IT A RULE! That one ALWAYS gives me a headache.
The bitching feels so forced. Kthx EAwer
Very true. Makes me drink more to try and make the headache go away.
Right, I've got a date with a mage and a big staff (that sounded better in my head). Looks around suspiciously, Dang how can a qunari blend in so easily. Keep your butts to the wall dudes.
And back into hysterics.
Right, I've got a date with a mage and a big staff (that sounded better in my head). Looks around suspiciously, Dang how can a qunari blend in so easily. Keep your butts to the wall dudes.
You make it sound like... Well, let's say, with completely different implication....
And don't look at me! Location for that tat was chosen by tranquil...
!Modifié par dame Tasmit, 24 février 2015 - 03:14 .
Just found the next 'Straight man wants girl like Isabela as LI in DA:I' thread. Was hilarious, as this troll asked for 'no trolling'.
I'm gonna read all the post and check out if I'm still able to write afterwards.
Just found the next 'Straight man wants girl like Isabela as LI in DA:I' thread. Was hilarious, as this troll asked for 'no trolling'.
I'm gonna read all the post and check out if I'm still able to write afterwards.
I'm so glad you found it! Have fun, take extra liquor. I love it when they ask for 'no trolling'.
You make it sound like... Well, let's say, with completely different implication....
And don't look at me! Location for that tat was chosen by tranquil...
Let's just drink a bottle for peace and forget all misunderstanding between us!*smiles innocently*ETA: @ lynroy,
Imagines the 'innocent smile'
Sure thing friend, no hurt feelings (well unless I sit down) 
And with that creepy gif, I'm off to drunken dreams of elven glory....wait....
Someone watch the bar for me.
I gave up on page 7, sorry
Wanted to stay faithful to my codex. Only trolling here.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Yuck I drop my pants for no dangly bag!!
Now... if somebody could just mod a vagina onto him... and give him a wig. Preferably Sera's hairstyle.. then I'm game.
I am starting to think that maybe the ladies on Team Girl are the best people to go bar hopping with! We can go hunting for chicks together, but if things go south and we end up in a bar fight, nobody would expect my feminine buddy to...
Whoopsie, looks like the 'correct me if I'm wrong' thread has been resurrected. Quaffs straight from the bottle.
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