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#151
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Posté 04 février 2015 - 05:00

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If there was a rule about taking a shot for every pun posted.

 

I think I would be in a constant state of inebriation.  

 

(I've done about three today) Please don't make this a rule :)


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#152
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Posté 04 février 2015 - 05:04

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If there was a rule about taking a shot for every pun posted.
 
I think I would be in a constant state of inebriation.  
 
(I've done about three today) Please don't make this a rule :)


Too late... it's been added to the list.

Also, new rule: Suggesting something for this game and then taking it back. ;)


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#153
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Posté 04 février 2015 - 05:10

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Too late... it's been added to the list.

Also, new rule: Suggesting something for this game and then taking it back. ;)

 

YOU MONSTER!!! :lol:

 

It doesn't apply retrospectively right because I think I made approximately 50 puns :unsure:

 

Can I least water down the whisky shots? (like 99% water to a drop of whisky)
 


#154
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Posté 04 février 2015 - 05:11

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If there was a rule about taking a shot for every pun posted.

 

I think I would be in a constant state of inebriation.  

 

(I've done about three today) Please don't make this a rule :)

 

You poor, gloriously naive fool, you :D

 

Too late... it's been added to the list.

Also, new rule: Suggesting something for this game and then taking it back. ;)

 

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#155
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Posté 04 février 2015 - 05:35

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We need to talk about the proper procedure to create new rules. I propose a distinction between two sets of rules: unchangeable rules and changeable rules. It will take three likes to get a new rule accepted as a changeable rule. It will take an explicit request and five likes to change a changeable rule into an unchangeable rule. It will take an explicit request and 10 likes to revoke the status of an unchangeable rule and turn it into a changeable rule. And finally, it will take five likes to revoke a changeable rule, removing it from the set....

 

*looks at bottle of Lagavulin* Was I actually coherent?


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#156
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Posté 04 février 2015 - 07:49

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Suggestion:

When you post something, just to get yourself another shot, you get -1 shot and everybody else +1

 

Lagavulin... nope, I can't even say that when I'm sober. I'll find out, if it'll get better the drunker I get *browses bsn*


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#157
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 05:08

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We need to talk about the proper procedure to create new rules. I propose a distinction between two sets of rules: unchangeable rules and changeable rules. It will take three likes to get a new rule accepted as a changeable rule. It will take an explicit request and five likes to change a changeable rule into an unchangeable rule. It will take an explicit request and 10 likes to revoke the status of an unchangeable rule and turn it into a changeable rule. And finally, it will take five likes to revoke a changeable rule, removing it from the set....
 
*looks at bottle of Lagavulin* Was I actually coherent?


I think my brain just exploded. :blink:

 

I'll try again when I'm not so hungover...

 

Oh, some advice to you all: Do *not* knock off work, have a few drinks with the crew, tell yourself "No more", then log onto BSN, view this thread... get back into the drinking spirit and play this game... go to work and feel like murdering everybody around you.


#158
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 05:38

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*Hands HB a clean murder knife*

#159
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 05:39

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*Hands HB a clean murder knife*


Does it have to be clean!?

I like them caked in stale blood. ;)


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Posté 05 février 2015 - 05:57

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Oh.  No, sorry, I meant clean as in untraceable.  Fingerprint resistant hilt, the works.


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Posté 05 février 2015 - 08:42

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Oh.  No, sorry, I meant clean as in untraceable.  Fingerprint resistant hilt, the works.

 

:lol:

 

You'll have to excuse me... hungover... and my mind is always in the gutter (sex aaaaaaaaaaaaaand violence)

 

But what you just described there sounds like a beautiful thing. :wub:

 

Hmmm... perhaps I should have a "hair of the dog".

 

*Scans BSN for potential drink-worthy threads*
 


#162
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 08:59

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I'm at work so I really shouldn't be browsing the forums.....

Pass the ale.

#163
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 09:10

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I'm at work so I really shouldn't be browsing the forums.....

Pass the ale.


*Passes ale*

Makes work that much more tolerable.

(Just don't get caught.) ;)

 

P.S

 

Where's the GIF!?!?


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#164
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 09:57

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*Passes ale*

Makes work that much more tolerable.

(Just don't get caught.) ;)

P.S

Where's the GIF!?!?

:lol: I had to get my hands on a drink first! I'll make up for it with two.
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Down the hatch!
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#165
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 10:55

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Now you gotta take 3 shots... 4 if you count this reply I'm in the process of typing. ;)


#166
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 02:38

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Here's one... "How many people can I bang in a playthrough". You'd get pretty drunk off of that.

 

How in hell did I miss this comment?!  Twas going through liking all (with a couple of exceptions) of the posts because I LOVE YOU GUYS and just stumbled across this.  (it keeps telling me I've run out.  I guess it goes on a rolling 24 hour cycle...)

 

I... uh yeah... I did a playthrough in DAO once just to see.  Morrigan, Leliana, Zev, Gheyna (sorry fellow elf bro Cammen, but you whined too much), Isabela.  Kissed Belle and Kaitlyn.


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#167
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 02:43

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How in hell did I miss this comment?!  Twas going through liking all (with a couple of exceptions) of the posts because I LOVE YOU GUYS and just stumbled across this.  (it keeps telling me I've run out.  I guess it goes on a rolling 24 hour cycle...)
 
I... uh yeah... I did a playthrough in DAO once just to see.  Morrigan, Leliana, Zev, Gheyna (sorry fellow elf bro Cammen, but you whined too much), Isabela.  Kissed Belle and Kaitlyn.


What about the trashy dwarven hag!?


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#168
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 02:45

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I didn't have the coin for the whole group :(


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#169
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Posté 05 février 2015 - 02:50

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I didn't have the coin for the whole group :(


Awwww... you missed out on that "tumble". ;)

 

(Actually, it wasn't that good... just gave the Warden a bit more of a "taint".)


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#170
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Posté 06 février 2015 - 12:25

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How in hell did I miss this comment?!  Twas going through liking all (with a couple of exceptions) of the posts because I LOVE YOU GUYS and just stumbled across this.  (it keeps telling me I've run out.  I guess it goes on a rolling 24 hour cycle...)

 

I... uh yeah... I did a playthrough in DAO once just to see.  Morrigan, Leliana, Zev, Gheyna (sorry fellow elf bro Cammen, but you whined too much), Isabela.  Kissed Belle and Kaitlyn.

 

Did you AT LEAST be a Dwarf Noble, and sleep with Mardy? Because you should have.

 

Also, you should sleep with Izzy again, and sleep with Anders, Merrill and Fenris too. Since you're kissing people, might as well kiss Tallis too. If you don't have DA2, you should get it, and take a shot for not planning ahead to sleep with and kiss as many Dragon Age characters as possible. Then, take another shot for every character you missed, and a shot for every character you didn't miss, which you then must throw up (i.e. the ones you didn't miss).

 

Otherwise, you're just not taking destroying your liver seriously enough.


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#171
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Posté 06 février 2015 - 01:25

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Did you AT LEAST be a Dwarf Noble, and sleep with Mardy? Because you should have.
 
Also, you should sleep with Izzy again, and sleep with Anders, Merrill and Fenris too. Since you're kissing people, might as well kiss Tallis too. If you don't have DA2, you should get it, and take a shot for not planning ahead, to sleep with and kiss as many Dragon Age characters as possible. Then, take another shot for every character you missed, and a shot for every character you didn't miss, which you then must throw up (i.e. the ones you didn't miss).
 
Otherwise, you're just not taking destroying your liver seriously enough.


LOL.

Man the chemistry bubbling with Tallis I should have gotten more than a friggin' kiss!

Wait... I'm complaining.

Drink time!

(Sh*t, haven't even gone to work yet...)
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#172
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Posté 06 février 2015 - 10:10

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Perhaps we should introduce these shrooms to our drinking game... ;)

Mushrooms from the Vinmark mountains if anyone is up for the added challenge.

#173
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Posté 06 février 2015 - 02:05

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Mushrooms from the Vinmark mountains if anyone is up for the added challenge.


LOL.. yes. And if you start seeing elephants flying in the sky.. don't blame us.

Also, bhsup. You've flooded my notifications!
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#174
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Posté 06 février 2015 - 02:11

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LOL.. yes. And if you start seeing elephants flying in the sky.. don't blame us.

Also, bhsup. You've flooded my notifications!

What about talking penguins? I swear I saw Dorian having an argument with one....

I hope he included a few drinks.


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Posté 06 février 2015 - 02:15

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What about talking penguins? I swear I saw Dorian having an argument with one....

I hope he included a few drinks.


Wait... figured it out.

That weird dwarf looking thing in Emprise Di Lion (or whatever the fark its called) wasn't real... I'd had had too many of those mushies.

And the top hat I keep seeing under Skyhold... mushies.

He owes me the b*stard!
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