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Débuté par Guest_Roly Voly_* , janv. 31 2015 04:30

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#1751
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 12:59

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I liked all the references to how cold it is and that being a reason why it's inappropriate.  Guess they never heard the phrase, "as cold as a witch's t*t." :lol:


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#1752
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:01

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I liked all the references to how cold it is and that being a reason why it's inappropriate.  Guess they never heard the phrase, "as cold as a witch's t*t." :lol:

 

Tis cold.... come keep me warm in my tent.

 

(Love how you can respond with, "Are you kidding me!?!?" :lol:

 

Not that I ever could... she's hot, damn. Made a male Warden for her and all.


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#1753
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:06

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Ahh crap... off to work I go.

 

You arsewipes better have some rum for me when I get back!!


#1754
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:44

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*stumbles to the bar* I really do not want to be away right now. *drink*

I need to get something out of my system:
I was so happy that Inquisition is a game with no stereotypical hot looking video game babe.

And I'm also extremly happy that they reduced the boobs.

Also it never occured to me that the straight male romancables look like men (before I read that everywhere).

*snip*

Ah, that felt good ;)

Cheers! And seconded.
 

 

LOL

 

LOL

 

LOL

 

LOL

 

Just scrolled down... "Morrigan's outfit at Skyhold innapropriate"

 

*snip*

A new one or the same? Either way we gotta drink!


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#1755
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 03:55

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It's a new one! What a great way to start the night.

#1756
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:24

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*Comes into bar, walking funny, because of the protruding arrow in arsehole*

 

Where is that conniving ****** MaryDen!?!?!?

 

Ohhhhhhhhh MaryDen!!!!!!!!

 

That ****** told Sera about my little dalliance with Allers!!! AND showed her the pics involving the fennec, the gerbil and Rivaini's toothbrush...

 

Sera confronted me out the front of Skyhold. It went like this:

 

 

(Minus the woof part towards the end)

 

Say WOT.

 

*MaryDen walks in*

 

*Goes red wedding on her, blood squirts and splatters and insides go all over bar*

 

Ahh. Much better. Now somebody better patch her up and clean the mess up... a tavern aint a tavern without a minstrel.


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#1757
Orian Tabris
Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:32

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It's Maryden, not MaryDen. ಠ_ಠ


#1758
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:33

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It's Maryden, not MaryDen. ಠ_ಠ

 

Volus calls her MaryDen... and since it's funny for some reason.. I'm calling her that too.

 

Grammer Nazi!! ;)


#1759
Orian Tabris
Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:38

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It's not funny, in any way. It's annoying.

 

Also, you mean "Grammar Nazi", which is wrong anyway, because I'm not.


#1760
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:41

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It's not funny, in any way. It's annoying.

 

Also, you mean "Grammar Nazi", which is wrong anyway, because I'm not.

 

You think it's annoying?

Oh.. now that just makes it even more amusing.

 

I did that on purpose, btw.

 

Hey... why do you never correct me when I say "wot"? :blink:


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#1761
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:42

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Ooph, remind me to stay on Sera's good side. I'll break out some of Cabot's best while I get someone to tend to MaryDEN.

We're drunkards, we don't give no ass rats about spelling or punctuation.
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#1762
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:44

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You think it's annoying?

Oh.. now that just makes it even more amusing.

 

I did that on purpose, btw.

 

Hey... why do you never correct me when I say "wot"? :blink:

 

The reasons are twofold.

 

1. You always have like 50 lines including spaces below it, and I prefer not to cut too much out of someone's post when I quote them.

2. You are trying to sound English (pommy), and I know that. I could correct the lowercase 'w,' but... eh...


#1763
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:49

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Ooph, remind me to stay on Sera's good side. I'll break out some of Cabot's best while I get someone to tend to MaryDEN.

We're drunkards, we don't give no ass rats about spelling or punctuation.

 

You're safe, just so long as you don't talk about "elven glory". ;)

 

I second that, although... my grammER and punctuation seems to be a lot better when I'm inebriated.

 

Well... my life is complete.

 

bundaberg-rum.jpg

 

Aaaaaaaaaaand

 

Port_Royal_Original_(md).jpg

 

Btw, do you guys NOT have "plain packaging" over there!?!?

 

Cause our cigs come in grey cartons/packaging.. with some nasty looking pic on top. You can almost collect them and trade Pokemon card game style...


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#1764
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:49

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We're drunkards, we don't give no ass rats about spelling or punctuation.

 

You don't... but I need one of those little houses, all made out of gingerbread.


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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:50

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The reasons are twofold.

 

1. You always have like 50 lines including spaces below it, and I prefer not to cut too much out of someone's post when I quote them.

2. You are trying to sound English (pommy), and I know that. I could correct the lowercase 'w,' but... eh...

 

LOL.

 

Am not!!

 

When an Australian says "what" it comes out like "wot".. unless of course, you're an Aussie that is trying to sound Yank which there is quite a bit of these days... I am no such.


#1766
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:52

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You're safe, just so long as you don't talk about "elven glory". ;)

 

I second that, although... my grammER and punctuation seems to be a lot better when I'm inebriated.

 

Well... my life is complete.

 

bundaberg-rum.jpg

 

Aaaaaaaaaaand

 

Port_Royal_Original_(md).jpg

 

Btw, do you guys NOT have "plain packaging" over there!?!?

 

Cause our cigs come in grey cartons/packaging.. with some nasty looking pic on top. You can almost collect them and trade Pokemon card game style...

 

Really? They're grey are they? I haven't noticed, because I'm better than smokers. :whistle:


#1767
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:55

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Really? They're grey are they? I haven't noticed, because I'm better than smokers. :whistle:

 

Well... you've surpassed me as most arrogant **** on this thread. :lol:

 

*Hands you the trophy*


#1768
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:55

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LOL.

 

Am not!!

 

When an Australian says "what" it comes out like "wot".. unless of course, you're an Aussie that is trying to sound Yank which there is quite a bit of these days... I am no such.

 

That's a lie ...innit?


#1769
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:57

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That's a lie ...innit?

 

Blah blah blah. Arrow in your face.


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#1770
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 06:59

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Well... you've surpassed me as most arrogant **** on this thread. :lol:

 

*Hands you the trophy*

 

Really? NOW'S the time you say that? Maybe you're just too inebriated.

 

Being better than a smoker is hardly arrogant, and I've definitely said something arrogant on this thread.


#1771
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 07:00

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Blah blah blah. Arrow in your face.

 

That would work, were that you capable of pulling a bow string back. They're actually quite heavy (when you pull on them; the string being string, is obviously light).

 

Also, you're not an archer, even if you can. :police:


#1772
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 07:03

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Really? NOW'S the time you say that? Maybe you're just too inebriated.

 

Being better than a smoker is hardly arrogant, and I've definitely said something arrogant on this thread.

 

Actually I'm not drunk... I've been stone cold sober for over 48 hours now. But that's about to change... now that I have my rum. ;)

 

*Smokes cigarette, blows it in your face*

 

Take THAT!

 

Wait...

 

That means...

 

Ew. Can't even say.

 

 

That would work, were that you capable of pulling a bow string back. They're actually quite heavy (when you pull on them; the string being string, is obviously light).

 

Also, you're not an archer, even if you can. :police:

 

True. I have an awesome sword replica, though... I'll just use that.


#1773
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 07:08

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True. I have an awesome sword replica, though... I'll just use that.

 

Good luck throwing it to where I live - which you don't know - from the most remote major city in the world!


#1774
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 07:10

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Good luck throwing it to where I live - which you don't know - from the most remote major city in the world!

 

That's the beauty about living in WA :lol: although, it is quite a shithole...


#1775
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 07:12

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I'm an archer, you can borrow my bow.

Ugh, I need some mead.
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