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#1776
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You're safe, just so long as you don't talk about "elven glory". ;)

Well, I can't guarantee that... :whistle:

This night is giving me a headache. I just want to leave and cuddle with my mead.
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#1777
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That's the beauty about living in WA :lol: although, it is quite a shithole...

 

If it makes you feel any better, everywhere in Australia is a shithole. You just gotta find the clean, interesting spots.



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Well, I can't guarantee that... :whistle:

This night is giving me a headache. I just want to leave and cuddle with my mead.

 

You mean it cuddles back!? I didn't know that was possible!

 

Your mead will kill us all!!! A-hahaha! *runs off hysterically*



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You mean it cuddles back!? I didn't know that was possible!

Your mead will kill us all!!! A-hahaha! *runs off hysterically*

Yours doesn't? Then who....?

Cabot, it's lunch time, bring me the good stuff.

#1780
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*enters the bar, and inside there's the regulars nursing their rum, mead and other drinks and lazily exchanging remarks about 'grammar', 'cuddles back', 'toothbrushes'*

:unsure:

*as stealthy as she can, goes to Cabot and orders several rounds of drinks with the Vinmark mushrooms for her friends*

..keep a mead flow, Cabot, it's for the peace of the Universe.

*clicking with her mugs quickly turns around and decides it's better to sit with the Chargers for the moment*


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#1781
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Put it on the Charger's tab?

#1782
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Put it on the Charger's tab?

 

Yes  :D



#1783
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Done!

*drains mead*

#1784
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Good morning, people from all over the world.

 

You, all of you, are beautiful.

 

Whatever you tell yourself, at least one single person who saw you today thought "Damn, I wanna get into that".

 

*tips hat*


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#1785
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Good morning, people from all over the world.

 

You, all of you, are beautiful.

 

Whatever you tell yourself, at least one single person who saw you today thought "Damn, I wanna get into that".

 

*tips hat*

The person who thought that about me must be a freak. I'm a flu-ish nightmare. Nearly zombielike. Grog!

How much did you have, btw?


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#1786
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Good morning, people from all over the world.

 

You, all of you, are beautiful.

 

Whatever you tell yourself, at least one single person who saw you today thought "Damn, I wanna get into that".

 

*tips hat*

 

Thank you, have a drink!

 

And for "whatever you tell yourself"...

Spend to much time in Orlais, so now I'm...

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#1787
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I said it before, I'm actually anti-alcoholic IRL.

 

The way my brain works, however, I've already felt right at home with drunk & tipsy people. It's like forced mental equality I'm abusing.



#1788
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That hat is magic, I swear.

Care to share the flu, rivaini? I could use a few days of work to sit and drink-- I mean, moan and do nothing.

#1789
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You don't think I know what someone wrote here pages ago?

 

Well, keep abusing! :D

 

lynroy, come here and get a fever-wet hug, my dear.


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#1790
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The person who thought that about me must be a freak. I'm a flu-ish nightmare. Nearly zombielike. Grog!

How much did you have, btw?

Oh, sad to hear..

Damn, it's the flu season here  -_-

And, Cabot! Grog for Rivaini!



#1791
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It's kinda extreme those days. Every second person I meet has the flu.

 

And here I was, thinking you'd all happily disinfect yourselves from the inside already!



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My infection is already immune to grog. But... one more can't hurt.

*drinks*

Thanks dame.

 

Only thing that bothers me is that this stupid, useless shivering breaks my headshot ability. I urgently need a boost. Or even more grog.

Hrhr, take grog *drinks*



#1793
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A friend pointed out to me that Toxic Cloud looks like a cartoon fart.

 

I cannot Dragon Age anymore.


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#1794
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*erupts into fit of giggles* yeah, I noticed that too.

Ugh Had the flu sweep through my place of employment. Hit everyone but me. Just my luck. Calls for a drink.
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#1795
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*erupts into fit of giggles* yeah, I noticed that too.

Ugh Had the flu sweep through my place of employment. Hit everyone but me. Just my luck. Calls for a drink.

 

Actually, it is a scientific fact that mead has time-altering molecules called "chronotons," which delay the effects of illness, slow down the healing process of injury and distort the flow of time. Interestingly enough, the rate and fluidity of which time flows, becomes the same as the pace as a drunk walks.



#1796
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Trying to get ME2 high res made me break my game. I'm an idiot :D

*drinks*


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#1797
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Well, I can't guarantee that... :whistle:

This night is giving me a headache. I just want to leave and cuddle with my mead.

 

Awww!!!!

 

That's so cute.

 

 

My infection is already immune to grog. But... one more can't hurt.

*drinks*

Thanks dame.

 

Only thing that bothers me is that this stupid, useless shivering breaks my headshot ability. I urgently need a boost. Or even more grog.

Hrhr, take grog *drinks*

 

That's my girl... just keep drinking. It'll kill the germs. ;)

 

In a very drunken lovey dovey mood... *WARNING* may get cheesy... and look out!!

 

*Gives everyone bear hugs*


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#1798
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All you sickies stay away!  I dealt with that crap after Christmas (thanks, nephew) and it took almost four weeks to totally shake it.   NO HUGS FOR YOU!

 

 

LOL.

 

Am not!!

 

When an Australian says "what" it comes out like "wot".. unless of course, you're an Aussie that is trying to sound Yank which there is quite a bit of these days... I am no such.

 

Seriously?  That's just insane given how cool the accents down under are.  I cannot imagine anyone wanting to copy an American accent unless it was a southern one for the ladies, and even that's very regional.  North Carolina?  Dear Maker, no.  Georgia, oh hell yeah.

 

Blah blah blah. Arrow in your face.

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#1799
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*Gives everyone bear hugs*

*falls asleep in the hug and passionately drools on you*



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All you sickies stay away!  I dealt with that crap after Christmas (thanks, nephew) and it took almost four weeks to totally shake it.   NO HUGS FOR YOU!

 

 

 

Seriously?  That's just insane given how cool the accents down under are.  I cannot imagine anyone wanting to copy an American accent unless it was a southern one for the ladies, and even that's very regional.  North Carolina?  Dear Maker, no.  Georgia, oh hell yeah.

 

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Just so you know... run out of "likes". Damn it... you'd think Big Bro would want us to spread some love around, yeah?

Cause there is so much hatred and toxicity infesting the forums...

 

Yeah. I'm not kidding.

 

The "young" generation, try to talk like Americans... it's so irritating. Hell, I'm 24 and even people my age, through to 30's... talk like this. I don't have anything against Yanks.. don't get me wrong. I just have an issue with the fact that most people in Aus, quite frankly, diss Americans, then at the same time, imitate the culture.

 

*Drinks*

 

Probably not the best subject matter... I really don't wanna go through with those funeral plans.