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#18201
FemShem

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To be honest my keyboard is missing the b, left ctrl, full stop and z keys. plus another that I habe no idea what the key was until I find the key again. something unimportant. It's making typing difficult.

My best Bodan Voice: Can I interest you in the Keyboard?

New egg and stock up.  "Full stop?" British? Canadian? New Zealand?...no way any American sounds that smart.  I like to keep it simple, but it also hides our lack of grammar skills.



#18202
Paragonslustre

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Oh yes...I've had many girlfriends like that!  It was a popular trend with me.  I hope it never follows me into gaming.

 

Lol!


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#18203
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Dame, where ya going?  I have cheese!  Hang on ...... *searches pockets*

 

Spoiler

 

Oops not that ...... this

 

30-minute-fresh-mozzarella-cheese-homema

 

finest Druffalo Mozzarella


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#18204
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Enjoy you peeps too much on this thread.  Must now close window and work. BBL.


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#18205
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Enjoy you peeps too much on this thread. Must now close window and work. BBL.

No! You cannot leave!

*sigh* there she goes....
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#18206
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Wait, The Dame!

Cheese!

Dr pepper!
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#18207
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Ahhhhhrrrg.  Cheese and Dr. Pepper?!?  (Why did I not close this window?)  Woman has the big guns and I am weak!

Cheese is my favorite food, and though I rarely drink sodas...Dr. Pepper...sooooooooo good....mmmm-gmmmm-gmmmm (drooling noises).

Yes, you have my full attention...just five more minutes...right?


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#18208
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Remember when Taco Bell had Star Trek 3 glasses (set of four)---right, I am not dating myself.  

Why don't they do that for gamers?  I rarely go to fast food (now that I am back in civilization I can go to one).  I would love a 44oz Dr. Pepper in a DA glass...with the good scrunchy ice.

Seriously, why don't games cross market into fast-food the way movies do?  Gamers order in food.  The official taco of DA:I might make a few sales off me.

Taco...


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#18209
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Remember when Taco Bell had Star Trek 3 glasses (set of four)---right, I am not dating myself.  

Why don't they do that for gamers?  I rarely go to fast food (now that I am back in civilization I can go to one).  I would love a 44oz Dr. Pepper in a DA glass...with the good scrunchy ice.

Seriously, why don't games cross market into fast-food the way movies do?  Gamers order in food.  The official taco of DA:I might make a few sales off me.

Taco...

Taco Bell did a lot with Destiny way back when.  



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Full stop / period , whatever you want to call it. Anyway, managed to kick my man off his computer and onto the PS4 so I can use a keyboard with no missing keys.

 

Did I upset someone, people have rarely spoken to me for 2 days now so I'm getting the signals.


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#18211
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Ahhhhhrrrg.  Cheese and Dr. Pepper?!?  (Why did I not close this window?)  Woman has the big guns and I am weak!

Cheese is my favorite food, and though I rarely drink sodas...Dr. Pepper...sooooooooo good....mmmm-gmmmm-gmmmm (drooling noises).

Yes, you have my full attention...just five more minutes...right?

 

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#18212
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I'm OOLs :(  Anyway, I watched Demolition Man recently (again) and didn't realise they had replaced the Taco Bell franchise with Pizza Hut in the film, I thought I was going nuts.



#18213
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Full stop / period , whatever you want to call it. Anyway, managed to kick my man off his computer and onto the PS4 so I can use a keyboard with no missing keys.

 

Did I upset someone, people have rarely spoken to me for 2 days now so I'm getting the signals.

No I'm not upset.  


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#18214
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Full stop / period , whatever you want to call it. Anyway, managed to kick my man off his computer and onto the PS4 so I can use a keyboard with no missing keys.

 

Did I upset someone, people have rarely spoken to me for 2 days now so I'm getting the signals.

 

Ah, see I like to use full stop when I'm talking about ending a phrase or paragraph or I feel like being prissy, haha. 

 

I still love you! 


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#18215
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Dame, where ya going?  I have cheese!  Hang on ...... *searches pockets*

 

Spoiler

 

Oops not that ...... this

 

30-minute-fresh-mozzarella-cheese-homema

 

finest Druffalo Mozzarella

 

You are true friend, Lusty..

Only cheese can make me forget what I just saw...

 

Cabot, dry white wine, please.  And it should be chilled, of course.

 

Wait, The Dame!

Cheese!

Dr pepper!

 

Will, buddy! How's it going? Are you back already?

 

*raises wine glass in greeting salute*


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#18216
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Fine I'll post my own damn memes!  

 

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....oh myyy



#18217
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Full stop / period , whatever you want to call it. Anyway, managed to kick my man off his computer and onto the PS4 so I can use a keyboard with no missing keys.

 

Did I upset someone, people have rarely spoken to me for 2 days now so I'm getting the signals.

 

Aw no hon.  If it makes you feel better I did a spit-take over my netbook when I was reading something in DQ and it screwed up the keyboard, I had to buy a usb one.  That, and the charger port was broken so I had to order a remote battery charger and get it shipped from California.  It probably cost altogether more than a new netbook.  How's that for logic :D  On the bright side if I type 'better' with my netbook keyboard this happens ... beer!!


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#18218
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Full stop / period , whatever you want to call it. Anyway, managed to kick my man off his computer and onto the PS4 so I can use a keyboard with no missing keys.

 

Did I upset someone, people have rarely spoken to me for 2 days now so I'm getting the signals.

 

Nope. You haven't done anything to upset someone, and if you have, I'd have consider that person weak willed.


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#18219
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Cabot, dry white wine, please.  And it should be chilled, of course.

 

*places glass down in front of you* Anything else, Lustre?

 

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#18220
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You are true friend, Lusty..
Only cheese can make me forget what I just saw...

Cabot, dry white wine, please. And it should be chilled, of course.


Will, buddy! How's it going? Are you back already?

*raises wine glass in greeting salute*

Cheers, mate! Things are well, it's another lazy vacation day. I'm reading World of Thedas Vol. 2 and drinking Dr Pepper. I won't return until Saturday.
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#18221
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Full stop / period , whatever you want to call it. Anyway, managed to kick my man off his computer and onto the PS4 so I can use a keyboard with no missing keys.

Did I upset someone, people have rarely spoken to me for 2 days now so I'm getting the signals.

Nah, girl. I'm still on vacation so I myself am only skimming posts and occasionally replying. I am always drinking though.
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#18222
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You are true friend, Lusty..

Only cheese can make me forget what I just saw...

 

Cabot, dry white wine, please.  And it should be chilled, of course.

 

 

Will, buddy! How's it going? Are you back already?

 

*raises wine glass in greeting salute*

 

*Hands Dame 'Paragon's Patented Eye-bleaching and Mental Image Erasure Set.'*

 

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Oh, you'll need this.

 

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#18223
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Damn you cheese people!  Wife looked over my shouldar and though I was shopping.  Now I have to find a delicious Cheese platter...

Wait I love cheese...

You guys just make my life even better!

CHEESE.

I would support a find the cheese of Thedas mission!  I could be cheesemistress!

Okay, buying cheese wheel and working!

See you funny lovely peeps soon!


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#18224
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*places glass down in front of you* Anything else, Lustre?

 

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Can I get a :Long Island Iced tea to go Dazzle?  My battery's about to run out so I'll have to skedaddle.  Here, in advance

 

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So do we have to log in to PSN now every time?  Since I downloaded the BE, my save file won't load unless I do.  I, of course can not afford anything in the BE yet *Drinks*  Gotta head off.



#18225
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Can I get a :Long Island Iced tea to go Dazzle?  My battery's about to run out so I'll have to skedaddle.  Here, in advance

 

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So do we have to log in to PSN now every time?  Since I downloaded the BE, my save file won't load unless I do.  I, of course can not afford anything in the BE yet *Drinks*  Gotta head off.

 

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Scoot on your way now. 

 

*my favourite customer