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#1851
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 12:53

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I want, yes. If EA allows me too.

Nah, just wanted to redo my femShep soldier with minor changes. With Ash alive and no LI in ME1. And I want a better outcome of the suicide mission. The rest pretty much stays the same. I guess.

 

Hm... Inquisition is not a bad idea either...

 

Is there really no way to not have sex at the party?

I read that you end up with Javik, if you never romanced anyone.

 

Mixed breed. Great, now I think about dogs. Don't know if that's better than the 'm' word that I don't know ;)

 

Javik or Vega... either way. Dangly bits. :sick:


#1852
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 12:55

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:lol:

 

Hilarious, cause I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw that..

 

 

This is embarassing.

 

Can we please stop posting embarassing Aussie videos now?

 

Cheers. ;)

 

Even though his voice is annoying, the Chaser are hilarious, and Chas Licciardello is definitely the craziest of them.

 


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#1853
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 12:55

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Let's post embarrassing New Zealand videos instead!

 

 

Ever got splinters in your deck?


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#1854
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 12:58

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Let's post embarrassing New Zealand videos instead!

 

 

Ever got splinters in your deck?

Muahahaha! Dying!


#1855
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 12:59

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Javik or Vega... either way. Dangly bits. :sick:

And there was no lesbian outrage on BSN? I can't believe that!


#1856
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:01

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For some reason I just find it hilarious.

 

Why is it that the lesbian finds it hilarious, while the straight male finds it cute? :blink:

 

And by that, I mean how I (a (straight) male) hate it when people misspell 'Maryden'.


#1857
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:02

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And there was no lesbian outrage on BSN? I can't believe that!

 

ravenesse immersion: Broken.


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#1858
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:05

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Even though his voice is annoying, the Chaser are hilarious, and Chas Licciardello is definitely the craziest of them.

 

 

The voice doesn't annoy me, so much as the face... sorry, couldn't watch :lol:

 

Let's post embarrassing New Zealand videos instead!

 

 

Ever got splinters in your deck?

 

LMAO

 

Classic.

 

Okay. Scratch my previous post... it doesn't get much more embarassing than this music clip:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5boYiMktOvs

 

(But damn... when the schoolgirl outfit... I'm torn between "you're a ****** idiot" and "20/10 would bang) :blink:


#1859
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:07

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Cabot!!!

 

*Gives drunken bear hug*

 

How's it going, mate?

 

Still at work?

Home now, thankfully. I think I broke a rib or all of them. Where'd my bottle go? I need some cuddles. Solas can best describe my night:

Spoiler

 

...

 

Is it my imagination or has the BSN been batshit insane lately?

 

 

 

Cheers... cause I wanna go on a trip and never come back!! ;)

 

 

 

Wait.. you know about your own culture?

 

I thought you only knew about American culture... ;)

BSN is in the 'post game release' crazy phase which hasn't happened since ME3. It'll hit a peak, and then lull back down with some spikes of crazy now and again.
In 'merica, the only culture most people have is what is growing between their toes.

 

 

Personally, I don't have much of experience to judge, but... 

 

''Loghain's Broodmothers''... Uhh, I was sooo disappointed! 

Title with such potential! Alas! 
RIP unfulfilled promises! This drink for you!

 

No kidding! It ended up turning into a super cereal discussion.

Drinks for everyone.


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#1860
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:07

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Wot.

 

Why didn't the video show!?!?

 

**** it.

 

 

And there was no lesbian outrage on BSN? I can't believe that!

 

There probably was, although I wasn't around to witness it.

 

 

Why is it that the lesbian finds it hilarious, while the straight male finds it cute? :blink:

 

And by that, I mean how I (a (straight) male) hate it when people misspell 'Maryden'.

 

Cause straight males suck and shouldn't be allowed in here!!

 

(kidding)


#1861
ravenesse
Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:07

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Haha, I earned a thumb!

 

And I feel censored again. Thanks, HB.


#1862
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:09

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Is there really no way to not have sex at the party?

I read that you end up with Javik, if you never romanced anyone.

Eh, maybe?  James you can, but it's my understanding that you practically have to coerce him into doing it.  In fact, that had some intense threads about it, claiming it was almost "rapey" IIRC.  I suspect you'd know if you were going down that path in the dialog.  I know it is possible for Javik, but I am not sure what triggers it.  Maybe just having no romance option, though I cannot imagine Bioware just making that a default automatic thing.  Surely there would have to be some dialog triggers.

 

Hrm, just checked Mass Effect Wikia.  If I am reading this right, it seems FemShep would have to have had no romances in ME1/2/3 and pick "energetic" options for the party at every stage, in which case Javik does apparently go "primitive."  Man, if that is all that is required, I'm kind of surprised.


#1863
Orian Tabris
Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:11

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Cause straight males suck and shouldn't be allowed in here!!

 

(kidding)

 

Well, obviously. I mean, you said straight males suck, but I also mentioned a lesbian (you) as well as a straight male (bhsup). So that should mean you think lesbians suck too, since the two people are dependant on each other, given that the question was about the relation about both.


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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:12

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Home now, thankfully. I think I broke a rib or all of them. Where'd my bottle go? I need some cuddles. Solas can best describe my night:

Spoiler

 
BSN is in the 'post game release' crazy phase which hasn't happened since ME3. It'll hit a peak, and then lull back down with some spikes of crazy now and again.
In 'merica, the only culture most people have is what is growing between their toes.
 
No kidding! It ended up turning into a super cereal discussion.

Drinks for everyone.


Oh?

This was me during my day at the job.

NnWqcCh.gif


Haha, I earned a thumb!
 
And I feel censored again. Thanks, HB.


It didn't show?

**** this thing is useless sometimes.

#1865
lynroy
Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:13

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Erm.....que? I refer back to my last gif or the one HB just posted...


#1866
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:14

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Well, obviously. I mean, you said straight males suck, but I also mentioned a lesbian (you) as well as a straight male (bhsup). So that should mean you think lesbians suck too, since the two people are dependant on each other, given that the question was about the relation about both.


All I can think to say to this is..................................................

Ready........................................................................

Wot.

#1867
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:14

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:blink:  Did... did you just say by best buddy LCubed sucks??

 

Go for it, TripleL!

 


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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:14

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Eh, maybe?  James you can, but it's my understanding that you practically have to coerce him into doing it.  In fact, that had some intense threads about it, claiming it was almost "rapey" IIRC.  I suspect you'd know if you were going down that path in the dialog.  I know it is possible for Javik, but I am not sure what triggers it.  Maybe just having no romance option, though I cannot imagine Bioware just making that a default automatic thing.  Surely there would have to be some dialog triggers.

 

Hrm, just checked Mass Effect Wikia.  If I am reading this right, it seems FemShep would have to have had no romances in ME1/2/3 and pick "energetic" options for the party at every stage, in which case Javik does apparently go "primitive."  Man, if that is all that is required, I'm kind of surprised.

 

Literally all what I saw. I'll be in my bunk. ^_^


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#1869
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:14

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Erm.....que? I refer back to my last gif or the one HB just posted...


Or both?

Is it sad that I'm still laughing at that GIF?
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#1870
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:15

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Literally all what I saw. I'll be in my bunk. ^_^

 

Roly Voly greatly approves :lol:


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#1871
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:17

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Literally all what I saw. I'll be in my bunk. ^_^


Pfft you just like him cause he's Qunari....

Oh. Wait.

:blink:  Did... did you just say by best buddy LCubed sucks??
 
Go for it, TripleL!
 


Oreo, you're really asking for it buddy... must exercise my "tough biatch" persona...


#1872
ravenesse
Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:17

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Eh, maybe?  James you can, but it's my understanding that you practically have to coerce him into doing it.  In fact, that had some intense threads about it, claiming it was almost "rapey" IIRC.  I suspect you'd know if you were going down that path in the dialog.  I know it is possible for Javik, but I am not sure what triggers it.  Maybe just having no romance option, though I cannot imagine Bioware just making that a default automatic thing.  Surely there would have to be some dialog triggers.

 

Hrm, just checked Mass Effect Wikia.  If I am reading this right, it seems FemShep would have to have had no romances in ME1/2/3 and pick "energetic" options for the party at every stage, in which case Javik does apparently go "primitive."  Man, if that is all that is required, I'm kind of surprised.

Yup, I watched a vid about the Vega romance, which feels really weird to me. Compared to his talk to Ash at the party, which is much smoother. Besides, I'm used to The Bull ;)

 

Hrhr, funny but also weird. I don't really mind, because I am used to doing stupid stuff at parties, but I can see how people don't want to do that. Even though 'I just did a Prothean' would make a good T-shirt ;)

 

HB, couldn't watch it. German licence issues... ah, licence... still no ME2 for me. Great.


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#1873
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:21

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Yup, I watched a vid about the Vega romance, which feels really weird to me. Compared to his talk to Ash at the party, which is much smoother. Besides, I'm used to The Bull ;)
 
Hrhr, funny but also weird. I don't really mind, because I am used to doing stupid stuff at parties, but I can see how people don't want to do that. Even though 'I just did a Prothean' would make a good T-shirt ;)
 
HB, couldn't watch it. German licence issues... ah, licence... still no ME2 for me. Great.


I just about peed my pants laughing at EDI questioning Traynor about the "sexy voice" ... and Tali kept talking about cheese and getting freaked out.

 

I must admit... I haven't completed Citadel DLC yet, but very close... cause I really don't wanna be wearing that T-shirt.. :blink:

And what scares me is that I kept telling Glyph to make the party more energetic... and judging by that wikia entry Volus posted, increases my chances of having drunken intercourse with dangly bits..

 

You useless Germans!! ;)


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#1874
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:24

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Pfft you just like him cause he's Qunari....
 

 

Ahem!..

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B)


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#1875
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Posté 25 février 2015 - 01:24

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Wait.

 

Volus... we're best buddies?

 

But... but... Lebanese Dude is supposed to be my best bud.

 

Meh... suppose I can share.


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