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#18726
Lady Luminous

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And your leaving for 16 days!

 

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*drinks two ryncols and passes out cold*

 

Don't worry, you've got me here until the 22nd. <3



#18727
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A peanut sack on a railway track

its heart was all in a flutter

 

Along came the midnight railway express

BANG! peanut butter



#18728
Duelist

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Don't worry, you've got me here until the 22nd. <3


Things will be a little less dazzling after that though...

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I'll show myself out.

#18729
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A peanut sack on a railway track

its heart was all in a flutter

 

Along came the midnight railway express

BANG! peanut butter

 

*Roly stirs to the irrestible smell of peanut butter, grabs some jelly from his backpack and... aww yeah...*

 

 

*Drinks a hard choice to wash it down*


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#18730
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"I'll always have a home at the DQ!"

Someone has said that 800x right?

Gratitous mention of Dragon Age so it seems like I'm following a thread...hola


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#18731
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*Roly stirs to the irrestible smell of peanut butter, grabs some jelly from his backpack and... aww yeah...*

 

 

*Drinks a hard choice to wash it down*

 

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#18732
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The peanut butter poem came from here

 

^_^

 

RIP Leonard Nimoy. You shall be missed...


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#18733
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Oh holy ****, page 750!  Yet another milestone on the path of the inexorable march of the DrinkQuisition.

 

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.
Lynroy, our drunken Master, leads against the foe;
forward into battle see her banners go!

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

At the sign of triumph sobriety's host doth flee;
on then, DQ soldiers, on to victory!
Milk's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.

Like a mighty army moves the mob of Cabot
sisters, we are treading where the drunkards have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
one in GIF and meadiness, one in debauchery.

Onward, DQ soldiers, marching as to war,
with the spigot of Cabot going on before.


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#18734
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Only 250 to go. Already investing in buying enough champagne for the celebrations.

 

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#18735
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Always thought politics never were a serious business, anyway.

 

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#18736
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*returns to the bar and with heavy sigh plops on a stool*

 

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Morning, DQ!

 

Well, Dazzle, dear, apparently I'm a not the best matchmaker...
Yes, I'm new in business, I know, but still, I was trying to rectify it with enthusiasm, but, khm... ha-ha *awkward laugh*
Half of the candidates I approached tried to run off once I started speak to them.. Make no mistake, I've catched most of them, but then, strangely enough, they were starting to cry or beg me for mercy before I even had a chance to explain why I wanted to speak to them in the first place...
Other half... well, let's say they didn't pass my face control...  :?
So, long story short, no spouse for you so far..
 
 
*takes one last drag of Halflings' Leaf, drops the remains in the nearest mug and stands up to leave*
 
Ok, need to go.
Drinks for you on me, Dazzle. 
Have a good weekend, guys!
 
*waving walks out of the bar*

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#18737
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*waves to The Dame as she walks out*

#18738
Guest_Roly Voly_*

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Man... she's like a whirlwind!

 

:wizard:   Dame's here, hi Dame!

 

  :crying:  Dame's gone, bye Dame...  *hug*



#18739
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*returns to the bar and with heavy sigh plops on a stool*

 

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Morning, DQ!

 

Well, Dazzle, dear, apparently I'm a not the best matchmaker...
Yes, I'm new in business, I know, but still, I was trying to rectify it with enthusiasm, but, khm... ha-ha *awkward laugh*
Half of the candidates I approached tried to run off once I started speak to them.. Make no mistake, I've catched most of them, but then, strangely enough, they were starting to cry or beg me for mercy before I even had a chance to explain why I wanted to speak to them in the first place...
Other half... well, let's say they didn't pass my face control...  :?
So, long story short, no spouse for you so far..
 
 
*takes one last drag of Halflings' Leaf, drops the remains in the nearest mug and stands up to leave*
 
Ok, need to go.
Drinks for you on me, Dazzle. 
Have a good weekend, guys!
 
*waving walks out of the bar*

 

 

Well, you did your best! <3

 

I guess I'll have to go find either an evil stepmother, evil queen, or fairy godmother somewhere.



#18740
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*yawns*  Good morning people.  *looks at the time...shrugs* Well I did need my beauty sleep.  Hey does this joint serve breakfast?



#18741
Lady Luminous

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*yawns*  Good morning people.  *looks at the time...shrugs* Well I did need my beauty sleep.  Hey does this joint serve breakfast?

 

You'll have to get it from behind the bar yourself. It's Dazzle's bedtime.


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#18742
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*yawns* Good morning people. *looks at the time...shrugs* Well I did need my beauty sleep. Hey does this joint serve breakfast?

It does.
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#18743
Al Foley

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It does.

Good.  I am in the mood for Pancakes.  *grabs fork and knife and bangs them ont able eagerly while giving lynroy an expectant dog like look* 



#18744
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*happily cooks up some bacon, eggs, pancakes, toast and sausages for herself*

 

*throws some more pancakes on for Foley* Icecream, cream and maple syrup too?



#18745
Al Foley

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*happily cooks up some bacon, eggs, pancakes, toast and sausages for herself*

 

*throws some more pancakes on for Foley* Icecream, cream and maple syrup too?

Just maple syrup.::P And butter.  

 

lol. I am doing a rather interesting thing on FB.  I posted that it finally happened, I finally have a crush on GoT.  Now I expected no one to actually bite...needless to say the responses have been rather...interesting.  From the Mountain to Maggie the Frog (Who?)  Even though I have been trying to lay it on thick.  'you know nothing...' I tell them.  Lets see if they get it through their heads. :P  I had one guy suggest Varys.  Twice.  Even after I said it was female.   :lol:


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#18746
FemShem

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Going to bed sober...well we all have to have an off day now and then...

See you guys at 750+



#18747
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Hey FemShem! Your thread on the 3 Old Gods was a booming success!

I haven't read a nice, clever and civilized debate as the one going on there in quite some time.  ^_^



#18748
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Whenever I see this guy's profile, it puts a smile on my face. 



#18749
Al Foley

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oooh maybe I will review Age of Ultron tonight...start it off.  



#18750
LightningPoodle

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It could be fun. God knows I currently have no romance in my life. 

 

Sorry. *yawns* Fell asleep. Well, D. You know I'm happy to oblige. :lol:

 

What happened with that guy you were seeing? It seemed it was going great for you.

 

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Yay! 750! I thought I'd miss it! Everyone! We are three quarters of the way to a millenium!