Muahaha, the useless german wishes you good luck with your Prothean 
Maybe they don't have dangly... thingies. And those vamp teeth... rrrrr! 
And who is invited to your party?
Oh, Mr. Roly do you know, when you chose the quiet party and don't romance Garrus, do they prep Sheps appartment? Cause that was so hilarious
Guest_Donkson_*
Ahem!..
She looks like she's had some Vinmark mushies...
Guest_Roly Voly_*
If it helps, try not to think so much about it being "male bits" and instead think of them as "totally alien bits." Hmm... yeah, that actually sounds worse, scratch that. Oh... maybe pretend he's a female with a ... well, let me have SATW visualize it...
Hrm... okay, sorry, I just helped the DrinkQuisition once again go down some very weird paths. Cabot! Something to kill my memory cells! Make it a double...
EDIT: Okay, "good buddies" then 
Either way, I got your back.
EDIT 2: I've never done the quiet party. Maybe I should continue Roberte and see how that all pans out, as I definitely did not romance Garrus.
Guest_Donkson_*
Muahaha, the useless german wishes you good luck with your Prothean
And who is invited to your party?
Oh, Mr. Roly do you know, when you chose the quiet party and don't romance Garrus, do they prep Sheps appartment? Cause that was so hilarious
I invited EVERYONE.
But for some reason... no Allers.
Did you get Allers on yours?
Oh.. I do know one thing. If you don't romance Garrus, you hook him up with a Turian and advise him on how to pick up.
Or both?
Is it sad that I'm still laughing at that GIF?
Yes. Have another drink.
Muahaha, the useless german wishes you good luck with your Prothean
And who is invited to your party?
Oh, Mr. Roly do you know, when you chose the quiet party and don't romance Garrus, do they prep Sheps appartment? Cause that was so hilarious
Yes, he does. OMG I love Garrus.
All my M!Sheps had Liara and Fem!Sheps had Garrus.
Did... did you just say by best buddy LCubed sucks??
Go for it, TripleL!
Guest_Donkson_*
If it helps, try not to think so much about it being "male bits" and instead think of them as "totally alien bits." Hmm... yeah, that actually sounds worse, scratch that. Oh... maybe pretend he's a female with a ... well, let me have SATW visualize it...
Spoiler
Hrm... okay, sorry, I just helped the DrinkQuisition once again go down some very weird paths. Cabot! Something to kill my memory cells! Make it a double...
EDIT: Okay, "good buddies" then
Awwwww cheers buddy!!
*Gives you drunken bear hug*
And you've made me feel better what with that.. strap on reference there.
It's simple... I can just do him with a strap on and no danglies need to go anywhere near me.
Nope, no Allers. She's molding in the cargo.
Yeah, I thought I had everyone too. Then I saw Kasumi on my dead wall. And I have no idea how that happened.
Yeah, the turian hookup is fun. But well... couldn't allow that with my femShep.
Ah, thanks lynroy But what is the code for bomb-deactivation then? Still 'I heart Garrus?'
Nah, it's different but I don't remember it. It's been over a year since I played some ME3.
More mead coming up.
Guest_Donkson_*
Nope, no Allers. She's molding in the cargo.
Yeah, I thought I had everyone too. Then I saw Kasumi on my dead wall. And I have no idea how that happened.
Yeah, the turian hookup is fun. But well... couldn't allow that with my femShep.
Ah, thanks lynroy
LMAO.
I swear I saw on YT something about Allers on the Citadel DLC... I mean, what the ****? Why!?!?
I can't believe I'd be this frantic about that bimbo...
Oh well. Strap on with the Prothean, it is.
HB loves Allers... hrhrhrh... ehm... yeah *mature mode on*
Guest_Donkson_*
Nah, it's different but I don't remember it. It's been over a year since I played some ME3.
More mead coming up.
Damn you!!!
I've only just recovered from my fixation with the Cersei GIF...
Morrigan's breast reduction surgery broke my immersion! 
No pics, or it did happen.
Guest_Donkson_*
HB loves Allers... hrhrhrh... ehm... yeah *mature mode on*
Shhhhhhhh!!
Sera's not talking to me... she hears this I'm dead for sure.
Guest_Donkson_*
Morrigan's breast reduction surgery broke my immersion!
No pics, or it did happen.
Spoiler
Holy crap.
Did we.... miss this, when we made the rules for the game!?!?
Damn you!!!
I've only just recovered from my fixation with the Cersei GIF...
Dat saliva tho.
Guest_Donkson_*
Dat saliva tho.
It's not saliva... it's Tali's sweat.
It was used for the graph.
It's not saliva... it's Tali's sweat.
It was used for the graph.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah, I don't get that Tali sweat graph reference. I'm too Dragon Age for Mass Effect.
Morrigan's breast reduction surgery broke my immersion!
No pics, or it did happen.
Spoiler
I'ma go drown myself in a barrel of mead.
*sings* Iiiii'm too Dragon Age for Mass Effect. Too Dragon Age for Mass Effect. So Dragon Age it hurts!
Guest_Donkson_*
Pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah, I don't get that Tali sweat graph reference. I'm too Dragon Age for Mass Effect.
It's probably for the best...
I'ma go drown myself in a barrel of mead.
What? So you can do this?
*sings* Iiiii'm too Dragon Age for Mass Effect. Too Dragon Age for Mass Effect. So Dragon Age it hurts!
You shouldn't have done that... everyone knows that when Volus is quiet, I'm in charge of song references.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Yeah, I don't get that Tali sweat graph reference. I'm too Dragon Age for Mass Effect.
*sings* Iiiii'm too Dragon Age for Mass Effect. Too Dragon Age for Mass Effect. So Dragon Age it hurts!
Bravo!
Guest_Donkson_*
Oh god... that GIF matches the song.
Um... U wot, m8?
*You.
"U" is a letter, not a word, thus completely false when used in writing sentences.
*Mate. Not "M8". "M8" is not a word.. it is a letter and a number, thus, making no sense, when writing sentences.
You got "wot" right, though.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
^ That's actually my personal theme song! It's one reason why I have to hide in my enviro-suit, lest my sexiness overwhelm y'all. True story. Yep!
CABOT, FULL BOTTLE OF DRAGON ******, NOW!
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