What about apple cider AND violence?
Don't tempt me Mr Sparkles the Poodle. Don't tempt me. *shakes fist*
*Roly barely makes it to the door after an all night drive to get home* Hey hey, I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack! And ready to sleep. I brilliantly decided to do my return roadtrip overnight instead of waiting to leave this morning. So... XXX OOO have missed y'all so much, but I must sleep. Catch y'all in 6-8 hours or so.
Roly! I love that song!
How would you deal with a bear? Would you go for the kill?
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How would you deal with a bear? Would you go for the kill?
Damn, have to address this. It totally depends on whether it is a Svalbard bear or just a regular ol' Norway bear.
(Sharing his vast Nordic knowledge gleaned from SATW) Okay, now I'm really crashing. I'll catch up with the rest of the thread later.
OH!!! But also... omg how could I forget! For all you mamas out there... special extra dose of XXX OOO because mommies rule!
Okay, really really this time. *waves*
Hmm true, all our dangerous animals are rather small. Our biggest is a Dingo and they are scavangers lol. But this also means you often don't see the Aussie scaries until its too late.
You can say that again.
Kinda cute, a bit sad looking and has a goddamn venomous spur to kill you with.... 
You can say that again.
Kinda cute, a bit sad looking and has a goddamn venomous spur to kill you with....
Platypus are so cute and only the males have the venom I believe, but yeah: Aussie scaries are very sneaky.
What do you guys think of this? It's my self branding logo.
By making myself too much trouble to bother with and backing away. Bears are fast runners and strong but also quadrupeds which means they can either swipe at you or lunge but they can't maintain a continuous attack against a mobile target. If it can't bring a target down to the ground, a bear has few options left. This is a very risky strategy to use but the official tactic of 'play dead' goes against my rule of 'don't die like a b*tch'.
Would you fight a bear? If you had a choice, run away, screaming, or fight the bear, what would you do?
Would you fight a bear? If you had a choice, run away, screaming, or fight the bear, what would you do?
A black bear can sprint at 35mp/h
The fastest human, Maurice Greene, achieved a top speed of just under 28mp/h at his prime.
Math makes the choice here
So, you're saying when pumped with adrenalin you could never run faster then a bear? logic wins the day! I am so glad we have no tigers, bears, moose (meese? mooses?), lions, leopards, elk or anything bigger then a horse really in Australia. Well, we have emus and Cassowaries I guess.
A black bear can sprint at 35mp/h
The fastest human, Maurice Greene, achieved a top speed of just under 28mp/h at his prime.
Math makes the choice here
Numbers and statistics... *waves them off* 
I believe I can win a fight against a bear. I'm just saying, you know, I can do it. 
I have never seen a bear in person, but I know I can do it. 
Numbers and statistics... *waves them off*
Mental image right now is a little yappy dog with a sparkly collar yapping at a big black bear very optimistically. I am not disapointed with my mind right now, I wanna draw this..
Mental image right now is a little yappy dog with a sparkly collar yapping at a big black bear very optimistically. I am not disapointed with my mind right now, I wanna draw this..
I want to see this. Please draw this. 
I want to see this. Please draw this.
Oh I'll draw it, but you probably won't want to see it. I'm not very good at drawing lol it's just a hobby I rarely touch at. when i say I'm not good I mean it, I'll see if I can find an example ...
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Oh I'll draw it, but you probably won't want to see it. I'm not very good at drawing lol it's just a hobby I rarely touch at. when i say I'm not good I mean it, I'll see if I can find an example ...
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They're pretty cool. 
They're pretty cool.
Thanks . That parrot is probably the best thing I've ever drawn
Thanks . That parrot is probably the best thing I've ever drawn
It's pretty darn cool. The heart as well. Though, is that an eraser line?
It's pretty darn cool. The heart as well. Though, is that an eraser line?
*bops Sparkles on the nose*
SHH . you're not meant to just go and point that out. that heart one wasn't even anywhere near finished but I haven't touched it in almost a year..
You can say that again.
Kinda cute, a bit sad looking and has a goddamn venomous spur to kill you with....
Okay, Evolution, explain that one. Seriously, platypus WTF.
*bops Sparkles on the nose*
SHH . you're not meant to just go and point that out.
Sorry. If you can't get rid of it, you can try make use of it. Go back over it, and fill in the area. Make it pop out of the rest of the image.
Okay, Evolution, explain that one. Seriously, platypus WTF.
Mammals that lay eggs. Yeah, evolution must have been going through a really traumatic time to do that.
Heart thingy drawing above was going to be combined with this one at some point. Having the tree at the side instead of the sun , heart where it is which would require some tracing etc but it never happened.
Heart thingy drawing above was going to be combined with this one at some point. Having the tree at the side instead of the sun , heart where it is which would require some tracing etc but it never happened.
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I like it. The idea is pretty cool. I hate it when you have to trace though, because the lines never seem to be the same.
Okay, Evolution, explain that one. Seriously, platypus WTF.
Sure one word: "Australia" ... Home of some of the weirdest looking animals (marsupials and egg laying mammals)
I like it. The idea is pretty cool. I hate it when you have to trace though, because the lines never seem to be the same.
Yeah, it's touchy but I only have pencils and paper to work with so I make do . I can't afford fancy shmancy tablet like things for it to go straight to a computer.
Yeah, it's touchy but I only have pencils and paper to work with so I make do
I can't afford a decent one either, and like I said a while back, I prefer using pencil and paper. It's just annoying when you have something perfect, and then you make one tiny adjustment and it ruins it, and rubbing it out makes it worse. That's happened to me more than once.
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