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#1926
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I think I've been nugged!



#1927
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HB, I never click on Nicki Fake-aj songs.
 

Whazzat?!  Ugh (wakes up in pile of drool).  Jeez I've got to go home, must've sank a few with the Dame last night.  

Staggers to door and pauses to straighten up in reflective Herald plaque.  

 

What the?!

 

Spoiler

 

Well, s*hit.

At least it was only that. I can think of much worse. *chortles into mug*


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#1928
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I think I've been nugged!

 

Ew...

 

Um... Dare I ask...

 

Spoiler

 

Also...

 

Spoiler


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#1929
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Yay, it works! And it's absolutely not worth the efford :D



#1930
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Whazzat?!  Ugh (wakes up in pile of drool).  Jeez I've got to go home, must've sank a few with the Dame last night.  

Staggers to door and pauses to straighten up in reflective Herald plaque.  

 

What the?!

 

Spoiler

 

Well, s*hit.

 

:lol:  That's what drinking buddies are for!

 

ETA: you helped me wash away a bitter taste from clicking on spoiler tags. My faith restored. B)


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#1931
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I think I've been nugged!

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#1932
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Ew...

 

Um... Dare I ask...

 

Spoiler

 

Also...

 

Spoiler

 

In answer to both of your questions ..... I don't remember, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!



#1933
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Volus..... what is that music!?!? :lol:

 

I suppose I'm kinda like the female version of that dude... and those butts. Damn.

 

 

HB, I never click on Nicki Fake-aj songs.
 

At least it was only that. I can think of much worse. *chortles into mug*

 

I should know better...

 

Hey Paragon (that's your nickname, btw)... what she said. At least you didn't end up with a Tali sweat graph on your right butt cheek unlike Volus... :whistle:

 

 

Yay, it works! And it's absolutely not worth the efford :D

 

Do you mean, "effort", my love? :lol:



#1934
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Do you mean, "effort", my love? :lol:

**** you, woman :D


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#1935
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Man, where's the damned eye bleach?!  Just read LCube's post in the Morrigan thread and figured I'd google "Australian short  shorts" to see what the hell she was talking about.  First... frakking... result:

 

Spoiler

 

This is gonna take a whole barrel of Vilod's special mead with juniper berries...

 

Oh ... definitely not Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks  :blink:


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#1936
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**** you, woman :D

 

Only if you get a new toothbrush... bit worried about the remains of that poor fennec... ;)

 

 

Oh ... definitely not Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks  :blink:

 

This is why you don't click on spoilers. ;)



#1937
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What would happen to the BSN if BioWare hired Peter Molyneux as Lead Designer?

 

"Imagine, instead of romancing characters, the game would romance you. On-screen messages would get more and more raunchy, enemies would suddenly employ more and more questionable strategies, shop owners gave you bug-like price cuts for no apparent reason. The game would send you cute messages over your gaming service's social system, like "hey" Just imagine."


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#1938
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Only if you get a new toothbrush... bit worried about the remains of that poor fennec... ;)

I put the whole thing in the dishwasher, so don't worry. And thanks to Braun quality, it still works :D



#1939
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Hey, I only found out the other day that nug is another word for a superior bit of ganja.  My OH says I'm naive ....


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What would happen to the BSN if BioWare hired Peter Molyneux as Lead Designer?

 

"Imagine, instead of romancing characters, the game would romance you. On-screen messages would get more and more raunchy, enemies would suddenly employ more and more questionable strategies, shop owners gave you bug-like price cuts for no apparent reason. The game would send you cute messages over your gaming service's social system, like "hey" Just imagine."

 

Just to clarify with you there... is that the dude that did Fable?

 

 

I put the whole thing in the dishwasher, so don't worry. And thanks to Braun quality, it still works :D

 

I still dunno... I mean, it's like, getting a pair of second hand undies... even though they've been washed, it's still some risky ****. (pun not intended.. but there it is.)



#1941
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Volus..... what is that music!?!? :lol:

 

I suppose I'm kinda like the female version of that dude... and those butts. Damn.

 

 

 

I should know better...

 

Hey Paragon (that's your nickname, btw)... what she said. At least you didn't end up with a Tali sweat graph on your right butt cheek unlike Volus... :whistle:

 

 

 

Do you mean, "effort", my love? :lol:

 

That's cool, I've been called worse  :D



#1942
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Hey, I only found out the other day that nug is another word for a superior bit of ganja.  My OH says I'm naive ....

 

Wot.

 

I used to be the ganja pro and I'd never heard of that.

 

Are you trollin'?



#1943
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What would happen to the BSN if BioWare hired Peter Molyneux as Lead Designer?

 

"Imagine, instead of romancing characters, the game would romance you. On-screen messages would get more and more raunchy, enemies would suddenly employ more and more questionable strategies, shop owners gave you bug-like price cuts for no apparent reason. The game would send you cute messages over your gaming service's social system, like "hey" Just imagine."

 

I'll give him that, the man lives in his own parallel universe.. ;)


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#1944
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In answer to both of your questions ..... I don't remember, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

 

I see...

 

Well, I guess I'll just have to use my imagination. Wait, what?



#1945
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"Imagine, instead of being an all powerful space commander, you get to experience the universe as a military issue Thermal Clip. Deal with your own redudancy, until you leave a belt pouch only to shine for 15 rounds and get discarded into nothingness. A shamelessly real view on a fantasy world. Also four player coop."



#1946
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I still dunno... I mean, it's like, getting a pair of second hand undies... even though they've been washed, it's still some risky ****. (pun not intended.. but there it is.)

Pft, forget the offer. I'm gonna find the one perfect woman, who is happy to use my toothbrush.

 

I'll give him that, the man lives in his own parallel universe.. ;)

Don't we all? :D


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#1947
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"Imagine, instead of being an all powerful space commander, you get to experience the universe as a military issue Thermal Clip. Deal with your own redudancy, until you leave a belt pouch only to shine for 15 rounds and get discarded into nothingness. A shamelessly real view on a fantasy world. Also four player coop."

Ugh, I hate coop. The rest is sexy ;)


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#1948
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Oh ... definitely not Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks  :blink:

 

Her butt cheeks aren't dimpled, it's her back, just above her butt cheeks, which is dimpled.

 

Note to self:

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#1949
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I'd need more mead for that to have any appeal.

*pokes head out of thread*drink*


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#1950
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Don't we all? :D

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