I think I've been nugged!
Drinkquisition! (assuredly nsfw)
#1926
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:20
#1927
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:21
HB, I never click on Nicki Fake-aj songs.
Whazzat?! Ugh (wakes up in pile of drool). Jeez I've got to go home, must've sank a few with the Dame last night.
Staggers to door and pauses to straighten up in reflective Herald plaque.
What the?!
Spoiler
Well, s*hit.
At least it was only that. I can think of much worse. *chortles into mug*
- the Dame et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
#1928
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:22
I think I've been nugged!
Ew...
Um... Dare I ask...
Also...
- the Dame aime ceci
#1929
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:23
Yay, it works! And it's absolutely not worth the efford ![]()
#1930
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:24
Whazzat?! Ugh (wakes up in pile of drool). Jeez I've got to go home, must've sank a few with the Dame last night.
Staggers to door and pauses to straighten up in reflective Herald plaque.
What the?!
Spoiler
Well, s*hit.
That's what drinking buddies are for!
ETA: you helped me wash away a bitter taste from clicking on spoiler tags. My faith restored. ![]()
- Paragonslustre aime ceci
#1931
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:25
I think I've been nugged!

- the Dame et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
#1932
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:27
Ew...
Um... Dare I ask...
Spoiler
Also...
Spoiler
In answer to both of your questions ..... I don't remember, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
#1933
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:27
Guest_Donkson_*
Volus..... what is that music!?!? ![]()
I suppose I'm kinda like the female version of that dude... and those butts. Damn.
HB, I never click on Nicki Fake-aj songs.
At least it was only that. I can think of much worse. *chortles into mug*
I should know better...
Hey Paragon (that's your nickname, btw)... what she said. At least you didn't end up with a Tali sweat graph on your right butt cheek unlike Volus... ![]()
Yay, it works! And it's absolutely not worth the efford
Do you mean, "effort", my love? ![]()
#1934
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:29
Do you mean, "effort", my love?
**** you, woman ![]()
- lynroy aime ceci
#1935
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:29
Man, where's the damned eye bleach?! Just read LCube's post in the Morrigan thread and figured I'd google "Australian short shorts" to see what the hell she was talking about. First... frakking... result:
Spoiler
This is gonna take a whole barrel of Vilod's special mead with juniper berries...
Oh ... definitely not Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks ![]()
- lynroy, the Dame et ravenesse aiment ceci
#1936
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:33
Guest_Donkson_*
**** you, woman
Only if you get a new toothbrush... bit worried about the remains of that poor fennec... ![]()
Oh ... definitely not Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks
This is why you don't click on spoilers. ![]()
#1937
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:35
What would happen to the BSN if BioWare hired Peter Molyneux as Lead Designer?
"Imagine, instead of romancing characters, the game would romance you. On-screen messages would get more and more raunchy, enemies would suddenly employ more and more questionable strategies, shop owners gave you bug-like price cuts for no apparent reason. The game would send you cute messages over your gaming service's social system, like "hey" Just imagine."
- Alex Hawke et the Dame aiment ceci
#1938
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:35
Only if you get a new toothbrush... bit worried about the remains of that poor fennec...
I put the whole thing in the dishwasher, so don't worry. And thanks to Braun quality, it still works ![]()
#1939
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:37
Hey, I only found out the other day that nug is another word for a superior bit of ganja. My OH says I'm naive ....
- ravenesse aime ceci
#1940
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:38
Guest_Donkson_*
What would happen to the BSN if BioWare hired Peter Molyneux as Lead Designer?
"Imagine, instead of romancing characters, the game would romance you. On-screen messages would get more and more raunchy, enemies would suddenly employ more and more questionable strategies, shop owners gave you bug-like price cuts for no apparent reason. The game would send you cute messages over your gaming service's social system, like "hey" Just imagine."
Just to clarify with you there... is that the dude that did Fable?
I put the whole thing in the dishwasher, so don't worry. And thanks to Braun quality, it still works
I still dunno... I mean, it's like, getting a pair of second hand undies... even though they've been washed, it's still some risky ****. (pun not intended.. but there it is.)
#1941
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:38
Volus..... what is that music!?!?
I suppose I'm kinda like the female version of that dude... and those butts. Damn.
I should know better...
Hey Paragon (that's your nickname, btw)... what she said. At least you didn't end up with a Tali sweat graph on your right butt cheek unlike Volus...
Do you mean, "effort", my love?
That's cool, I've been called worse ![]()
#1942
Guest_Donkson_*
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:39
Guest_Donkson_*
Hey, I only found out the other day that nug is another word for a superior bit of ganja. My OH says I'm naive ....
Wot.
I used to be the ganja pro and I'd never heard of that.
Are you trollin'?
#1943
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:39
What would happen to the BSN if BioWare hired Peter Molyneux as Lead Designer?
"Imagine, instead of romancing characters, the game would romance you. On-screen messages would get more and more raunchy, enemies would suddenly employ more and more questionable strategies, shop owners gave you bug-like price cuts for no apparent reason. The game would send you cute messages over your gaming service's social system, like "hey" Just imagine."
I'll give him that, the man lives in his own parallel universe.. ![]()
- ravenesse aime ceci
#1944
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:42
In answer to both of your questions ..... I don't remember, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!
I see...
Well, I guess I'll just have to use my imagination. Wait, what?
#1945
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:42
"Imagine, instead of being an all powerful space commander, you get to experience the universe as a military issue Thermal Clip. Deal with your own redudancy, until you leave a belt pouch only to shine for 15 rounds and get discarded into nothingness. A shamelessly real view on a fantasy world. Also four player coop."
#1946
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:43
I still dunno... I mean, it's like, getting a pair of second hand undies... even though they've been washed, it's still some risky ****. (pun not intended.. but there it is.)
Pft, forget the offer. I'm gonna find the one perfect woman, who is happy to use my toothbrush.
I'll give him that, the man lives in his own parallel universe..
Don't we all? ![]()
- Alex Hawke, the Dame et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
#1947
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:43
"Imagine, instead of being an all powerful space commander, you get to experience the universe as a military issue Thermal Clip. Deal with your own redudancy, until you leave a belt pouch only to shine for 15 rounds and get discarded into nothingness. A shamelessly real view on a fantasy world. Also four player coop."
Ugh, I hate coop. The rest is sexy ![]()
- the Dame aime ceci
#1948
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:45
Oh ... definitely not Andraste's dimpled butt cheeks
Her butt cheeks aren't dimpled, it's her back, just above her butt cheeks, which is dimpled.
Note to self:

- Paragonslustre aime ceci
#1949
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:45
I'd need more mead for that to have any appeal.
*pokes head out of thread*drink*
- the Dame et Paragonslustre aiment ceci
#1950
Posté 25 février 2015 - 02:46
Don't we all?

- the Dame aime ceci





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