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#1951
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Wot.

 

I used to be the ganja pro and I'd never heard of that.

 

Are you trollin'?

 

No, look

 

http://www.urbandict...ne.php?term=Nug

 

*Gasps*  Do you think Bioware knew?!



#1952
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Pft, forget the offer. I'm gonna find the one perfect woman, who is happy to use my toothbrush.

 

Don't we all? :D

 

FINE.

 

And I will go find the one perfect woman... who doesn't use toothbrushes that have been used to impale fennecs.

 

 

I'd need more mead for that to have any appeal.

*pokes head out of thread*drink*

 

I don't think mead would work...


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#1953
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I don't think mead would work...

 

INB4 Game of Thrones wine lady gif.



#1954
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No, look

 

http://www.urbandict...ne.php?term=Nug

 

*Gasps*  Do you think Bioware knew?!

 

*Gasps*

Oh the atrocity!!

 

They knew alright... it's a secret agenda to make everybody into drug addicts.



#1955
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I don't think mead would work...

INB4 Game of Thrones wine lady gif.

 

Dat is like sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yesterday

 

Everyone knows I'm obsessed with this now:

 

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#1956
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Dat is like sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yesterday

 

Everyone knows I'm obsessed with this now:

 

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No, because you're still obsessed with not editing your quotes of me, after the way I edited them, after you initially clicked 'Quote'.



#1957
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*Gasps*

Oh the atrocity!!

 

They knew alright... it's a secret agenda to make everybody into drug addicts.

more agendas. at least they have goals. me? i'm sitting on my ass watching tv playing a drinking game on the forums.


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#1958
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And I will go find the one perfect woman... who doesn't use toothbrushes that have been used to impale fennecs.

That wasn't my fault!

Besides, I just can't throw everything away just because I impaled someone with it. Shameful waste!

 

And now I read 'vagina' instead of 'agenda'. This day is done. :D


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#1959
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No, because you're still obsessed with not editing your quotes of me, after the way I edited them, after you initially clicked 'Quote'.

because no one is obligated to do that.... :?


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#1960
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because no one is obligated to do that.... :?

 

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Bam.



#1961
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"Imagine, you are the owner of your very own random space cupboard prefab store that is actually just a computer for some reason. Justify your own existence, in both economical and philosophical ways. Excel in customer service by amassing the darndest items under the same roof with no general theme whatsoever. Reinforce your marketing campaign by hiring celebrities as spokespeople - but be wary of scams: Are you sure you ARE the single best store on the Citadel? Are you gonna accept the promise of potential magical artifacts somewhere in a different galaxy as legitimate form of payment? You bet an automatic fish feeding device and an assault rifle on that! Spoilers: You can even stay in business offering absolute no merchandise whatsoever at one point."



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No, because you're still obsessed with not editing your quotes of me, after the way I edited them, after you initially clicked 'Quote'.

 

Well... maybe you should write the post properly before posting, yeah?

 

Cause my attention span is at zilch... I move on quite fast. ;)

 

 

more agendas. at least they have goals. me? i'm sitting on my ass watching tv playing a drinking game on the forums.

 

LOL.

 

Hey... that could be your goal... to watch TV, and play a BSN drinking game.. I mean, goals don't have to be huge or anything, right?

 

 

That wasn't my fault!

Besides, I just can't throw everything away just because I impaled someone with it. Shameful waste!

 

And now I read 'vagina' instead of 'agenda'. This day is done. :D

 

Oh come on you're a German you have top tier technology just get a new one FFS.

 

Hey I do that too!!

 

I read words, that are often sexual.. then read them again, they're different. :blink:



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"Imagine, you are the owner of your very own random space cupboard prefab store that is actually just a computer for some reason. Justify your own existence, in both economical and philosophical ways. Excel in customer service by amassing the darndest items under the same roof with no general theme whatsoever. Reinforce your marketing campaign by hiring celebrities as spokespeople - but be wary of scams: Are you sure you ARE the single best store on the Citadel? Are you gonna accept the promise of potential magical artifacts somewhere in a different galaxy as legitimate form of payment? You bet an automatic fish feeding device and an assault rifle on that! Spoilers: You can even stay in business offering absolute no merchandise whatsoever at one point."

 

Pass that spliff around!



#1964
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Tonight on Discovery Channel:  Quote Wars!

 

Anyhoo... I think this weekend I am going to go through all (Maker probably 100 by then) the pages of this thread and rebuild the rules list in the OP.  So many rules have been added.  Crazy, innit?!  I'll put them in a temporary spoiler until The Will signs off on them and/or suggests any deletions or additions then I'll unspoiler them and make them official and freeze the list.  Sound good?

 

Anyhoo, I'm out til tonight.  Party on dudes and dudettes!


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Tonight on Discovery Channel:  Quote Wars!

 

Anyhoo... I think this weekend I am going to go through all (Maker probably 100 by then) the pages of this thread and rebuild the rules list in the OP.  So many rules have been added.  Crazy, innit?!  I'll put them in a temporary spoiler until The Will signs off on them and/or suggests any deletions or additions then I'll unspoiler them and make them official and freeze the list.  Sound good?

 

Anyhoo, I'm out til tonight.  Party on dudes and dudettes!

 

I love you bro but... that sounds like a waste of a weekend. :lol:

 

Later.


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#1966
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Well... maybe you should write the post properly before posting, yeah?

 

Cause my attention span is at zilch... I move on quite fast. ;)

 

Don't 'cha be talkin' ta me 'bout short attention spans, boy! I'mma 'ave bit o' the ol' ADHD in me brain! I am short attention span.



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Don't 'cha be talkin' ta me 'bout short attention spans, boy! I'mma 'ave bit o' the ol' ADHD in me brain! I am short attention span.

 

I don't think it's an ADHD thing...

 

I think my dementia is showing through, dear.


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#1968
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*snip*

 

Bam.

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And yeah, a collection of all rules for the OP is a bangin' idea.


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#1969
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I don't think it's an ADHD thing...

 

I think my dementia is showing through, dear.

 

U wot m8?

 

I r8 dat d-b8, 8-t 8 out of 8, m8.



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U wot m8?

 

I r8 dat d-b8, 8-t 8 out of 8, m8.

 

Ahhh......

 

Wot.

 

Bed time!!!!



#1971
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Oh come on you're a German you have top tier technology just get a new one FFS.

 

Hey I do that too!!

 

I read words, that are often sexual.. then read them again, they're different. :blink:

I have what? Muahaha, yeah. Sure. Top Tier, made in China.

 

Aw, we got something in common. Maybe I'll get a new toothbrush. Just for you :D



#1972
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Ahhh......

 

Wot.

 

Bed time!!!!

 

IKR? I was literally just about to post this...

 

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#1973
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I'm OOL (*winks at ravenesse*), "out of likes" for the rest of the world.

 

What would happen to the BSN if BioWare hired Peter Molyneux as Lead Designer?

 

"Imagine, instead of romancing characters, the game would romance you. On-screen messages would get more and more raunchy, enemies would suddenly employ more and more questionable strategies, shop owners gave you bug-like price cuts for no apparent reason. The game would send you cute messages over your gaming service's social system, like "hey" Just imagine."

 

 

"Imagine, instead of being an all powerful space commander, you get to experience the universe as a military issue Thermal Clip. Deal with your own redudancy, until you leave a belt pouch only to shine for 15 rounds and get discarded into nothingness. A shamelessly real view on a fantasy world. Also four player coop."

 

 

"Imagine, you are the owner of your very own random space cupboard prefab store that is actually just a computer for some reason. Justify your own existence, in both economical and philosophical ways. Excel in customer service by amassing the darndest items under the same roof with no general theme whatsoever. Reinforce your marketing campaign by hiring celebrities as spokespeople - but be wary of scams: Are you sure you ARE the single best store on the Citadel? Are you gonna accept the promise of potential magical artifacts somewhere in a different galaxy as legitimate form of payment? You bet an automatic fish feeding device and an assault rifle on that! Spoilers: You can even stay in business offering absolute no merchandise whatsoever at one point."

 

I begin to feel brain overload, just like after my attempt to write for "What would Cole say about you" thread the previous evening...

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#1974
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I'm OOL (*winks at ravenesse*), "out of likes" for the rest of the world.

 

You are so trendy! :D



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Tonight on Discovery Channel:  Quote Wars!

 

Anyhoo... I think this weekend I am going to go through all (Maker probably 100 by then) the pages of this thread and rebuild the rules list in the OP.  So many rules have been added.  Crazy, innit?!  I'll put them in a temporary spoiler until The Will signs off on them and/or suggests any deletions or additions then I'll unspoiler them and make them official and freeze the list.  Sound good?

 

Anyhoo, I'm out til tonight.  Party on dudes and dudettes!

 

*Waves*  Wait, there's rules?