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#20001
Paragonslustre

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Gnihihi, always on topic.

I

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you!

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D'awww  :wub:  Is ....... is that a heart made from ganja  :lol:


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#20002
lynroy

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Here ya go mate

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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Thanks, Paragon. But the bastards already have me down.

#20003
ravenesse

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D'awww  :wub:  Is ....... is that a heart made from ganja  :lol:

Naaaw, it's a nug! Not a nug-nug, as the urban dictionary just told me... ;)


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#20004
Paragonslustre

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Thanks, Paragon. But the bastards already have me down.

 

I'm sorry IR, that sucks.

 

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#20005
Paragonslustre

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Naaaw, it's a nug! Not a nug-nug, as the urban dictionary just told me... ;)

 

Well, I shall have to test it for ...... um ...... scientific purposes.

 

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Yoinks!


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#20006
lynroy

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Cheers, mate.

*busts through the door twirling her bow*
Hey, Paragon! PARAGON! Where is she? You ready to do some shooting?
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#20007
Ashaantha

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well I'll just stay here under my table. If an arrow gets too close to me, the shooter is so getting a lightning shock!


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#20008
ravenesse

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Iron Roy, I don't deserve this!


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#20009
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Erm....it slipped...


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#20010
ravenesse

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Erm....it slipped...

What kind of stachy elf are you?

 

*needs more therapy*

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#20011
Tragedienne of Heavens

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:o But now Rivaini won't be able to be an adventurer anymo-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL


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#20012
lynroy

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What kind of stachy elf are you?

 

*needs more therapy*

*snip*

The best stachy elf. :D


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#20013
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Good morning wonderful people!

 

I just opened a chest in the Elven Ruins and got a Unique card. After the match it turned out to be a crappy lvl 10 staff. So I had a little more than 1,2k gold, too, so at least I could buy a Large Chest - The very first item in it was a Unique again!

 

...the exact Unique again.

 

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What are the odds? Best to just drink it away...

 

*puts bow & backpack next to the table, leans back in chair and places saucer with tea cup on tummy, stirring absentmindely*


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#20014
Ashaantha

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Hiya Dieb. That's unlucky on the loot, ah well next time!



#20015
Paragonslustre

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Cheers, mate.

*busts through the door twirling her bow*
Hey, Paragon! PARAGON! Where is she? You ready to do some shooting?
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Well, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!

 

Out of the way Raven!!  

 

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*Raven falls onto Ash's fort.  Chaos ensues as Paragon flees out of the door arms pumping.*

 

Yeehaw!!!

 

*IR takes aim ........ and lets loose after Paragon's fleeing form*

 

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Yowl!!

 

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Are we even now IR pretty please?


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#20016
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Just a completely random thought: We must have a whole batallion of archers, a couple of mages as I understand... do we have any warriors in the Drinquisition?

 

I mean, it's probably for the best, since a drunk but strong person and heavy metallic objects can cause more damage more easily when misused under the influence, but I was just wondering.



#20017
ravenesse

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*eats grass after paragon attack while controlled by harbinger*

 

What a weird day this is.


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#20018
ravenesse

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Just a completely random thought: We must have a whole batallion of archers, a couple of mages as I understand... do we have any warriors in the Drinquisition?

 

I mean, it's probably for the best, since a drunk but strong person and heavy metallic objects can cause more damage more easily when misused under the influence, but I was just wondering.

*would wave or nod but the Tragedienne of Harbinger won't let me*


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#20019
Ashaantha

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Just a completely random thought: We must have a whole batallion of archers, a couple of mages as I understand... do we have any warriors in the Drinquisition?

 

I mean, it's probably for the best, since a drunk but strong person and heavy metallic objects can cause more damage more easily when misused under the influence, but I was just wondering.

 

I'm not sure about the warriors. Definitely have a ton of rogues/archers hanging around. Fitting for a tavern. Who's the other mages? lol.



#20020
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Just a completely random thought: We must have a whole batallion of archers, a couple of mages as I understand... do we have any warriors in the Drinquisition?

 

I mean, it's probably for the best, since a drunk but strong person and heavy metallic objects can cause more damage more easily when misused under the influence, but I was just wondering.

 

 

I am. Though i'm the DA:Origins kind of warrior. You know, the kind that can use whatever weapon he wants, including a bow :P 



#20021
lynroy

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Well, Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!

 

Out of the way Raven!!  

 

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*Raven falls onto Ash's fort.  Chaos ensues as Paragon flees out of the door arms pumping.*

 

Yeehaw!!!

 

*IR takes aim ........ and lets loose after Paragon's fleeing form*

 

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Yowl!!

 

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Are we even now IR pretty please?

For now, Paragon. For now.
*continues twirling bow and walks back to the tavern*



#20022
lynroy

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Good morning wonderful people!

 

I just opened a chest in the Elven Ruins and got a Unique card. After the match it turned out to be a crappy lvl 10 staff. So I had a little more than 1,2k gold, too, so at least I could buy a Large Chest - The very first item in it was a Unique again!

 

...the exact Unique again.

 

qixGnbvkfIrOE.gif

 

What are the odds? Best to just drink it away...

 

*puts bow & backpack next to the table, leans back in chair and places saucer with tea cup on tummy, stirring absentmindely*

That's some nice salvage though!



#20023
Tragedienne of Heavens

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I'm not sure about the warriors. Definitely have a ton of rogues/archers hanging around. Fitting for a tavern. Who's the other mages? lol.

*waves* 

Definitely a drunken warrior is dangerous, but a horde of uncontrolled exploding undead might cause mayhem in the tavern :P

 

Free from Harbinger again it seems... better drink to be sure...


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#20024
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*eats grass after paragon attack while controlled by harbinger*

 

What a weird day this is.

 

And we all know who controls Harbinger...

 

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#20025
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I feel like a DQ role-call would go a little like this: (correct me if I'm wrong! I'm guessing/going off bad memory here)

 

Archer Extraordinaires:

lynroy , Paragon , Al Foley , Dieb

 

Dual Daggers and Pickpockets:

Duelist, Moonblade, Bunny

 

Archmages:

Ash , Tragedienne of Heavens

 

Warriors of all sorts:

RoamingMachine , ravenesse