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[ravenesse]

Iron Roy, be the force with you.

[Duelist]

Dear Drinkquisition,

A thread has opened up that promises to be a treasure trove of stupid.

What makes me confident of this given that my last report was wrong?

It's about Krem.
http://forum.bioware...krem-is-female/

Your people need you Drinkquisition.

Signed,
Scout Duelist

[Duelist]

LOL.

Just saw that....

I do believe that this subject matter requires us to drink.

It's quite civil there at the moment... but the shitstorm is inevitable.

Oi... Scout Duelist?

Nahhhhhhh.

You've earnt yourself a Drinkquisition brand, friend..... Scout Harding!!!

I'll take it but first I need to go wrestle a crocodile so no-one mistakes me for a girl again lol.

No idea why that happens though...

[Duelist]

How'd it go with the last one?

And lol.... I just can't put my finger on it. Why, why, why do we all think you're a girl?

The last croc got the same treatment as this one:



Surely people must stop thinking I'm a girl now.

[lynroy]

@ dread pirate rivaini, Iron Roy ROFL

That crocodile fried up good!

I didn't even know we had a scout. Awesome. I think he deserves a pay raise.

Okay, it's lunch time so I'm of to explore the forums and drink.

[lynroy]

I'm drunk! Time to ride!

[ravenesse]

Damn, I'n not tolerant at all. Everytime I read Krem and 'she', I get angry.

[lynroy]

Making mine a double today....and I fell off the horse.

Spoiler

[Paragonslustre]

I'll head over that way on my lunch break.

Apologies for not enough pages of drunken replies, dread pirate Rivaini. Can't speak for everyone but I was....indisposed.

 

Pfffft!  Sounds like someone got lucky 

 

[lynroy]

Pfffft! Sounds like someone got lucky

[Paragonslustre]

^^^^ Hahahahahahahahahah ... gasp choke ...... hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah!!

[Orian Tabris]

I'm drunk! Time to ride!

 

Gives whole new meaning to the term "horse riding," eh?

[lynroy]

Ha. Ready for round two.

Did anyone check to make sure Paragon didn't choke to death?

[Paragonslustre]

Runs gaily into Herald's Rest

 

Hey, guys I've got ..... woah!!

 

 

 

WTF a trip wire?  Spits out a tooth.

 

I brought cookieth!  Places a batch of delicious chocolate chip/pecan cookies on the bar.

Make thure the Dame getth thome, I know how much qunari like their thweetth. I'll jutht take a thlug for Krem, and then I'll be off to peruthe the B eth N, oh and to get my tooth magically thapped back.  Enjoy your.... thnackth.

 

Later Doodth (hur hur hur,  'nug' cookieth ..... geniuth)

[Orian Tabris]

 

Runs gaily into Herald's Rest

 

Hey, guys I've got ..... woah!!

 

 

 

WTF a trip wire?  Spits out a tooth.

 

I brought cookieth!  Places a batch of delicious chocolate chip/pecan cookies on the bar.

Make thure the Dame getth thome, I know how much qunari like their thweetth. I'll jutht take a thlug for Krem, and then I'll be off to peruthe the B eth N, oh and to get my tooth magically thapped back.  Enjoy your.... thnackth.

 

Later Doodth (hur hur hur,  'nug' cookieth ..... geniuth)

 

 

*yoink*

 

 

 

Spoiler

Ahem. *sheepishly* I was actually waiting to post that gif and that pic together, half an hour ago. Thanks for the opportunity.

[lynroy]

That answers that question. COOKIES


I can't guarantee there'll be any left for dame...and sorry about the trip wire. It was totally worth it though.

[Orian Tabris]

Ho-crap!  Anyone else getting Spanish instead of English for the date of when a thread was posted?

 

 

[Paragonslustre]

*yoink*

 

 

 

Spoiler

Ahem. *sheepishly* I was actually waiting to post that gif and that pic together, half an hour ago. Thanks for the opportunity.

 

Heh heh heh, eat up my friend

[Orian Tabris]

HUH?! Now it's back to normal!

 

Maybe BioWare got hacked.

 

[lynroy]

Calm your ******, it happens on occasion.
So that Krem thread was actually a person who was genuinely curious about him. Now a known troll has showed up and turned the thread into what I feared it originally was. *drink*

[Dieb]

Good morning, team.

 

Quick question: I did all the wartable missions and farmed tons of research stuff for Helisma, but the frigid shrew still acts as if there's like nothing going on in the fun aisle. Is it cause I'm already romancing Krem?

 

Thx for the help, bug reported & change.org petition started anyways.