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#2076
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I've told you, I love you already, right?

Hmm that's odd. I don't know she'd do that.

#2077
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But it could also be cause she's already married to an Indian guy.



#2078
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Good morning, team.

 

Quick question: I did all the wartable missions and farmed tons of research stuff for Helisma, but the frigid shrew still acts as if there's like nothing going on in the fun aisle. Is it cause I'm already romancing Krem?

 

Thx for the help, bug reported & change.org petition started anyways.

 

Have a cookie, you know you want to ...



#2079
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When I returned to the BSN, one of the first threads I saw, was someone complaining the fact that you cannot "convince" Sera of getting into the sheets with a male Quiz is bad RP; because "in other BW games, you could even kill people for no reason". He also called it "cuddle struggle".

 

This place.



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Good morning, team.

 

Quick question: I did all the wartable missions and farmed tons of research stuff for Helisma, but the frigid shrew still acts as if there's like nothing going on in the fun aisle. Is it cause I'm already romancing Krem?

 

Thx for the help, bug reported & change.org petition started anyways.

 

I feel your pain, mate.

 

I've been sending signals to Mother Giselle but it's like trying to get blood out of stone... :(

 

It completely breaks my immersion. I should be able to put my hand up those robes and go to town.

 

I was on the phone to EA tech support for hours... to no avail, they refused to help me. They kept telling me I can't romance her. What madness is that!?

 

I expect to be able to do whatever the **** I want.


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#2081
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Looks like somebody got a little "elven glory". ;)


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#2082
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*Dame, with slightly flushed look, waltzes into the bar*
 
dame: Hi, guys~! Harding told me there is a co...
 
*looks around
you-will-never-know-happiness-like-this.*
 
...okies...
dame: Mind if I ask, who let that guy in?
           Maker's breath, Cabot, doesn't this place have a standarts, hmm? Face control, Cabot, ring a bell?!
           OK, we deal with this latter, now to more pressing matters...
 
*with caution, trying to evalute the risk, starts to approach the target*
 
dame: These are my and my friends cookies, you, cookie stealing bastard!
 
*the monster pompously continues to chew its cookie* 
 
dame: ...
 
the bcsb: cookie-monster31.jpg?w=300&h=198
 
dame: .....now it's personal!
           Last chance, you, bcsb!
 
the bcsb: ...tumblr_m703qnk9ye1qewpleo4_250.gif
 
dame: That's better!  ;)
 
*sweetly smiling, she approaches table of the fluffy threat, with last warning glare, takes the tray with backed goods, and with a new spring in her step, goes to her favorite nook in the bar*.

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*Dame, with slightly flushed look, waltzes into the bar*
 
dame: Hi, guys~! Harding told me there is a co...
 
*looks around
you-will-never-know-happiness-like-this.*
 
...okies...
dame: Mind if I ask, who let that guy in?
           Maker's breath, Cabot, doesn't this place have a standarts, hmm? Face control, Cabot, ring a bell?!
           OK, we deal with this latter, now to more pressing matters...
 
*with caution, trying to evalute the risk, starts to approach the target*
 
dame: These are my and my friends cookies, you, cookie stealing bastard!
 
*the monster pompously continues to chew its cookie* 
 
dame: ...
 
the bcsb: cookie-monster31.jpg?w=300&h=198
 
dame: .....now it's personal!
           Last chance, you, bcsb!
 
the bcsb: ...tumblr_m703qnk9ye1qewpleo4_250.gif
 
dame: That's better!  ;)
 
*sweetly smiling, she approaches table of the fluffy threat, with last warning glare, takes the tray with backed goods, and with a new spring in her step, goes to her favorite nook in the bar*.

 

 

Careful now....

 

You do realise there's elfroot in those, right? ;)


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#2084
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Careful now....

 

You do realise there's elfroot in those, right? ;)

 

Evidently, it's to late for me B)


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#2085
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I feel your pain, mate.

 

I've been sending signals to Mother Giselle but it's like trying to get blood out of stone... :(

 

It completely breaks my immersion. I should be able to put my hand up those robes and go to town.

 

I was on the phone to EA tech support for hours... to no avail, they refused to help me. They kept telling me I can't romance her. What madness is that!?

 

I expect to be able to do whatever the **** I want.

 

There, there have a cookie  :ph34r:


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#2086
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There, there have a cookie  :ph34r:

 

But... but....

 

My heart is broken.

 

*Eats cookie*

 

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#2087
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When I returned to the BSN, one of the first threads I saw, was someone complaining the fact that you cannot "convince" Sera of getting into the sheets with a male Quiz is bad RP; because "in other BW games, you could even kill people for no reason". He also called it "cuddle struggle".

 

This place.

 

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#2088
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But... but....

 

My heart is broken.

 

*Eats cookie*

 

 

 

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#2089
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Holy crap that GIF is actually freaking me the **** out!! :blink:



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Wait.

 

Don't you think that dude there, if you shaved his head, and gave him pointy ears.. would look like Solas?



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#2092
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Wait.

 

Don't you think that dude there, if you shaved his head, and gave him pointy ears.. would look like Solas?

 

No.



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Okay... that one on the bottom is actually funny. :lol:



#2094
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No.

 

You're breaking my immersion again.


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#2095
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Wait.

 

Don't you think that dude there, if you shaved his head, and gave him pointy ears.. would look like Solas?

 

Isn't that Benedict Cumberbatch?


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Isn't that Benedict Cumberbatch?

 

I have no idea.

 

*Googles*

 

It appears so. Never even heard of that fella before...


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#2097
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Is it wrong that I'm sexually attracted to Anita Sarkeesian? :blink:



#2098
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Scared outta your mind? Watch some...

 

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#2099
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Is it wrong that I'm sexually attracted to Anita Sarkeesian? :blink:

 

Who? Oh, her. Um, not really.

 

It'd be wrong if you were sexually attracted to Beyonce Knowles, Scarlett Johansson or Angelina Jolie, but no, she's fine.



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Scared outta your mind? Watch some...

 

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Hey... is that last one Ed, Edd N Eddy?

 

Fark that brings back some childhood memories.

 

Nothing quite beats Ren and Stimpy, though. ;)