Guest_Roly Voly_*
Sounds interesting... Hope I'll be here in time
But first I need to consult with my dead tranquil Alexius if it's possible to make time magic works in such uncharacteristic way.
You... you get a pass. Drinkquisitor Authority. 
EVERYBODY ELSE, THE DOOM HAMMER SHALL FALL UPON YOU!
Wait... so it's not actually an in-thread competition?
You... you get a pass. Drinkquisitor Authority.
EVERYBODY ELSE, THE DOOM HAMMER SHALL FALL UPON YOU!
I never met Alexius. I'm sure he's about Thedas somewhere...
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Well, it -can- be, I suppose... Your Willness? Input?
*looks up from one of her 'projects'*
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And Her Willness again scares the crap outta me... *dives under Ashaantha's table fort*
Just as planned. *drink*
Ahahahaha! Nice hat, Royness! Just so you know, though, apparel isn't going to get you any favors with the judges! Well... maybe if... wait, no *slaps self* NO FAVORS!
*looks around, wants to laugh so bad, but doesn't know where the line that can be crossed with Ashaantha is...*
Well, thank you! It honestly took me 2 hours to decide on which hat to use. And this is the unblinged (yes, new work I just made up) version. 
*drink*
Today I learned that one of our business partners will send new representative to oversee their project here. And his first name is Alistair.I hated myself.Because my heart skipped a beat.Because for a moment I was regretting that I'm not working on this project.Because my cheeks flushed.I fancied myself as a professional and a mature person.Evidently, I am neither.
ROFL That's the thing about Alistair! Total hardcore, cynical bad ass, nothing can make me blush are fall over like some school girl. Enter Alistair and suddenly the wall I live behind crumbles and I'm blushing and my brain has a hard time churning out the usual sarcasm that is on a hair trigger. *drink*
Roy's hate is all sorts of awesomeness..
LOL the typo! XD People usually say I'm scary when oozing hate. 
You know the man with the bow and arrow and skin tight body armor of awesome will feel increibly out of place in a Pirate event...
Just get a hat.
Donk has a Corgi.
Would drink my Dr Pepper Float, but I'm laughing too hard.
I like how all Sheps shown so far have been ladies..
ME was before the ability for me to take screen shots, but most all of my Shepards were made ugly on purpose. Much like CullenWife.
It's time for a drink! Rum is the power, rum is the key, rum is the thing that will set us free.
(the only "pirate rock" band I kinda like)
Spoiler
OMG I haven't heard that song in ages! My friends and I went on a Pirate rock kick for a few months last year. *drink*
Yay, competition!
DPR will conquer!
(If the irish weather is the usual shite)
Edit:
Wait, what? 'Crap, a couple others'? Well, **** you BG!
RAAAAAAVENEEEEEEESSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Rivaini. How's it going?
Hey Poodle... eh... ugh *drinks* Don't ask
You know... BG (the man who fathered my non-child) doesn't remember he sent me a message... and now ignores me.
Buuut The Dame is there! *waves fangirlish at the GD* Hrgh, hrgh, hrgh!
You... you get a pass. Drinkquisitor Authority.
EVERYBODY ELSE, THE DOOM HAMMER SHALL FALL UPON YOU!
Woah! Why does Dame get a free pass? I want a free pass! Give me a free pass! *lifts you up by your shirt collar* GIVE ME A FREE PASS!
Well, it -can- be, I suppose... Your Willness? Input?
Give me a moment, I'm catching up.
Loved how my massive multiquote reply was the post after yours.
RAAAAAAVENEEEEEEESSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hihihi, and she is happy to see me... I'll gif back as soon as I can gif back. Until then, imagine a wonderful, perfect response gif
Iron Roy, I really like the hat *sounds like Cole*
Hey Poodle... eh... ugh *drinks* Don't ask
You know... BG (the man who fathered my non-child) doesn't remember he sent me a message... and now ignores me.
Buuut The Dame is there! *waves fangirlish at the GD* Hrgh, hrgh, hrgh!
It seems today has been not so great for a few people today.
BG sounds like he could do with some punishment, eh?
HA! To the Dame:
I want to see some sexy guy Inquisitor's too! *sips her glass of apple cider*
Only guy Inquisitor I have is the un-moustached version of Mr Elf-Stache.
Only guy Inquisitor I have is the un-moustached version of Mr Elf-Stache.
He looks so naked without the stache. Pretty for an elf but naked.
Hihihi, and she is happy to see me... I'll gif back as soon as I can gif back. Until then, imagine a wonderful, perfect response gif
Iron Roy, I really like the hat *sounds like Cole*
Ha ha! Thank you. I think I'm going to keep it for a while.
He looks so naked without the stache. Pretty for an elf but naked.
I know what you mean. Months staring at the stache and it's just weird without.
Also: I am OOL AGAIN! *drink* No more Roy lovin.
That's ok, he's still a cutie without the 'satche!
PIRATEQUISITION
WHO
Everybody! Attendance -and- participation is mandatory, but free. Much like Australian voting!
WHEN
17th of Molioris, 9:41 Dragon. For those in alternate realities, that is THIS SUNDAY the 17th of May, 2015. Time: 12pm (aka noon, aka 1200) ZULU (UTC). It is your responsibility to know when 12pm zulu (UTC) is in your time zone. This site will help: http://time.unitarium.com/utc/12pm
WHERE
Events will be held both in Skyhold's courtyard as well as the Redcliffe docks for a few of the water-based competitions. Swimming restrictions in Lake Calenhad have been lifted for the duration of the PirateQuisition. Due to the emergency scheduling to ensure all can participate, Magister Alexius has been given sanction from the Inquisition inner circle to cast the necessary time-space portal spells to allow instant travel between here and there. This will be done under the direct supervision of Dorian Pavus and Crazy McStabby herself, so don't worry.
WHY
DRINK, FECK, ARSE, GIRLS! What the hell do you mean, why?! Why do we do anything?
WHAT
The PirateQuisition is a series of competitions in various events such as boarding, archery, rum drinking, dreadnought outrunning, sex with peg legs and hook hands (haha, kidding...maybe), contraband hiding, mast climbing, and so forth. You will be told more moments before you have to participate. That's all need to know for now.
HOW
Each competition will earn you points depending on how well you do. At the end of the PirateQuisition, all points will be totaled and the winner will be crowned, "Queen of the Skyhold Puddles." Yes, Queen. That is in honor of the legendary Isabela, so even if you're a guy and you win, you're Queen that day. 1st and 2nd runners up and two honorable mentions will also be recognized.
Spoiler
Roly, I'm so sorry. As much as PirateQuisition might appeal to me, I'm afraid I have a previous engagement.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
You know... BG (the man who fathered my non-child) doesn't remember he sent me a message... and now ignores me.
Would you accept "brain fart" as a legitimate excuse?
Give me a moment, I'm catching up.
Loved how my massive multiquote reply was the post after yours.
Ha, yeah, that was definitely input!
Roly, I'm so sorry. As much as PirateQuisition might appeal to me, I'm afraid I have a previous engagement.
Mother puss bucket... Okay, we can make this work hopefully. What time frame is this engagement??
Ha ha! Thank you. I think I'm going to keep it for a while.
I know what you mean. Months staring at the stache and it's just weird without.
Also: I am OOL AGAIN! *drink* No more Roy lovin.
Puuurfect. I think it's platonically sexy
Right... BioWare really should add the stache. It's a must-have. We need a petition.
Also, I'm off. 'Cause 'I will never surrender. Will free the earth and sky. Crush my heart into embers... and I will reignite.' (Finally started my real head cannon ME3.)
Bye guys, I love you nearly all
Would you accept "brain fart" as a legitimate excuse?
Ha, yeah, that was definitely input!
Pah, brain fart my ass!
PIRATEQUISITION
WHO
Everybody! Attendance -and- participation is mandatory, but free. Much like Australian voting!
WHEN
17th of Molioris, 9:41 Dragon. For those in alternate realities, that is THIS SUNDAY the 17th of May, 2015. Time: 12pm (aka noon, aka 1200) ZULU (UTC). It is your responsibility to know when 12pm zulu (UTC) is in your time zone. This site will help: http://time.unitarium.com/utc/12pm
WHERE
Events will be held both in Skyhold's courtyard as well as the Redcliffe docks for a few of the water-based competitions. Swimming restrictions in Lake Calenhad have been lifted for the duration of the PirateQuisition. Due to the emergency scheduling to ensure all can participate, Magister Alexius has been given sanction from the Inquisition inner circle to cast the necessary time-space portal spells to allow instant travel between here and there. This will be done under the direct supervision of Dorian Pavus and Crazy McStabby herself, so don't worry.
WHY
DRINK, FECK, ARSE, GIRLS! What the hell do you mean, why?! Why do we do anything?
WHAT
The PirateQuisition is a series of competitions in various events such as boarding, archery, rum drinking, dreadnought outrunning, sex with peg legs and hook hands (haha, kidding...maybe), contraband hiding, mast climbing, and so forth. You will be told more moments before you have to participate. That's all need to know for now.
HOW
Each competition will earn you points depending on how well you do. At the end of the PirateQuisition, all points will be totaled and the winner will be crowned, "Queen of the Skyhold Puddles." Yes, Queen. That is in honor of the legendary Isabela, so even if you're a guy and you win, you're Queen that day. 1st and 2nd runners up and two honorable mentions will also be recognized.
Spoiler
Most likely I won't be here until 6pm. Sorry.
Puuurfect. I think it's platonically sexy
Right... BioWare really should add the stache. It's a must-have. We need a petition.
Also, I'm off. 'Cause 'I will never surrender. Will free the earth and sky. Crush my heart into embers... and I will reignite.' (Finally started my real head cannon ME3.)
Bye guys, I love you nearly all
Bye, Rivaini. Have fun.
You... you get a pass. Drinkquisitor Authority.
EVERYBODY ELSE, THE DOOM HAMMER SHALL FALL UPON YOU!
dame approves
*looks up from one of her 'projects'*
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well, thank you! It honestly took me 2 hours to decide on which hat to use. And this is the unblinged (yes, new work I just made up) version.
ROFL That's the thing about Alistair! Total hardcore, cynical bad ass, nothing can make me blush are fall over like some school girl. Enter Alistair and suddenly the wall I live behind crumbles and I'm blushing and my brain has a hard time churning out the usual sarcasm that is on a hair trigger. *drink*
Guest_Roly Voly_*
Most likely I won't be here until 6pm. Sorry.
Well the winner probably won't be posted until then anyway. Don't worry, you'll be participating regardless.
Guest_Roly Voly_*
And now for something completely random and beautiful!
*drinks to violins*
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